If he takes too much longer i'm gonna start writing poems about other food items
He was pretty generous with his time when he individually reviewed each poster entry. I don’t know if he will do the same this time or not, particularly because there were sooo many. Maybe he just had a full weekend, or maybe he couldn’t justify blowing a whole weekend reviewing ketchup poems. If I did that, I’d be divorced by lunch on Sunday.
Hopefully he was just at a great party, and not sick and huddled under a blanket fighting ketchup fueled fever dreams.