ATTACK OF THE CLACKS EVERYONE DIES @ 11:59PM AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[precarious]

3d mx
oktoberfest mx
hack orange topre

make your offers in this thread (preferably) or via pm (if somehow necessary)

i'll choose a "winner" at any convenient or inconvenient moment, so get 'em in while you can, 'cause there's no set end time.  shipping's on you if they're going international, free for domestic.

ATTACK OF THE CLICK CLACKS

AT 11:59PM EASTERN TIME 2/22/2013 THE CLICK CLACK CONVOY WILL COALESCE AND ATTACK OR in other words no offers will be accepted after 11:59 PM tonight (eastern) and i'll send PMs some time saturday morning.

WE ALL DEAD WEA LL DEAD WEA LL DEAD WE ALL DEAD WE ALL DEAD CLACKS GOT US CLACKS GOT US CLACKS GOT US WE ALL DEAD AHH AHHHHH ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shadewolf]

44.99 for the 3D! )

[CPTBadAss]

$25 for the Hack Orange

[esoomenona]

$3 for the Oktoberfest. Please end now...

[snoopy]

I'm german, I love beer, I need that Oktoberfest clack.

I bid 50$ on the oktoberfest clack

[boost]

$60 for beer clack

[L4yercake]

$55 Oktober Fest, my first clack!

[eth0s]

Free Shipping for Domestic?  I'm sold.

$50 for the 3D MX.

[jcrouse]

$55 Oktober Fest, my first clack!

[Caaaarrrt]

$27 for the hack orange topre!

[esoomenona]

When you decide to end it, will the last persons who post for each respective cap be declared winner? If so, $4 for each. That's $12 total!

[Kabuks]

$65 for the 3D Mx

[noisyturtle]

$70 for 3d
waiting for iArson to come in and bid 200 for each

[CPTBadAss]

$30 for Hack Orange

[Binge]

I would take whatever MX clack you could spare and I will send you 4 lbs of premium local roasted coffee.

[snoopy]

65$ on oktoberfest (that's what a 30 Liter beer keg in germany costs)

[phetto]

65$ on oktoberfest (that's what a 30 Liter beer keg in germany costs)

That's a nice price.. A bit more expensive here

[tobr1an]

40$ On any 1 of those!

[Halverson]

$35 hack orange, I'll take that to go please!

Is this even an auction? You can just pick me ya know

[Kabuks]

$80 for 3d

[cobraj]

$35 hack orange, I'll take that to go please!

Is this even an auction? You can just pick me ya know

Haha. Was going to bid $36 for lolz, but just realised that I don't actually like it

[Caaaarrrt]

$36 for hack orange! Pick me! I has no clacks

[MJ45]

$50 for the hack orange Topre I'm new to this it would be my first (only).

[cgbuen]

$30 for the 3D MX. I know I've already been beat badly in this thread, but you didn't specify that this was an actual auction (i.e. highest bidder wins). And it's at least worth a shot to see if it's not money you're looking for, but instead someone brutally honest about where he stands in the market. Would be my first CC.

[durainello]

55 hack orange

[Uleet]

god damn that hack orange isnt MX!@!!@

[noisyturtle]

But but, it's my first Clack guys, GUYS 

[The_Beast]

BILLY MAYS HERE, SELL ME YOU OKTOBERFEST FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF $39.99


THAT'S 15 EASY PAYMENTS OF $2.67!!!!!

[Halverson]

I need another hack orange topre for my HHKB, symmetry! I think we can all agree on the baller look of that would be!

[phetto]

woah Mike, share the löve

[kmiller8]

I want be winner plox!

Oh offers, uhh, I offer phetto, you can have him for 3 days.

[Halverson]

woah Mike, share the löve

My love will be shared! When I have the perfect HHKB

[precarious]

i'm watching the thread, keep 'em coming ;0

[The_Beast]

How about that log cabin?

[precarious]

How about that log cabin?

palatial log estate in the enchanted forestlands

[The_Beast]

How about that log cabin?

palatial log estate in the enchanted forestlands

Yes, all of what you have said

[noisyturtle]

I bid $.01 more for the 3D then any previous or preceding bid.

[YoungMichael88]

Octoberfest started in 1810 in Munich Germany. That's 203 years ago! I thought about inserting a decimal in that number and offering $20.30 but since its a beer cap and usually the resale of beer and other spirits are marked up (and my offer is low) I decided to do the same. So in the "spirit" of keeping with the numbers of the festivals origin I inserted a decimal into the year 1810 and added another $18.10 bringing my offer up to $38.40 for the Octoberfest Clack.
 
P.S. This would also be my first (and favorite) clack ever and would never sell.

[Gupgup]

40 for oktobwrfest

[Kabuks]

85 for 3d

[YMSNoms]

65 for Oktoberfest mx, amazing what getting distracted by geek hack at an airport can make you see

[inlikeflynn]

2 physical bitcoins for oktoberfest ;0 (example picture as i'm too lazy to take my own)

[jcrouse]

2 physical bitcoins for oktoberfest ;0 (example picture as i'm too lazy to take my own)

Show Image

How may bitcoins are in a bytecoin?

Sorry for thread crapping, couldn't resist.

[laden3]

I bid $.01 more for the 3D then any previous or preceding bid.

$200 for 3D, damn you won. Please pay.

[ApocalypseMaow]

70ish for 3D!!!!

[precarious]

now, for cat



oieeeeoeoooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeieeeeeeoooooooooooooeoeeoeo

[Turbo Slaab]

Can i haz Oktoberfest meow?

[longweight]

I need another hack orange topre for my HHKB, symmetry! I think we can all agree on the baller look of that would be!

I have one

[Halverson]

I need another hack orange topre for my HHKB, symmetry! I think we can all agree on the baller look of that would be!

I have one

But you want more than my cheap ass will pay!

[longweight]

I need another hack orange topre for my HHKB, symmetry! I think we can all agree on the baller look of that would be!

I have one

But you want more than my cheap ass will pay!

Hmmm I seem to recall that you don't have anything super awesome to trade with either?

[Halverson]

I need another hack orange topre for my HHKB, symmetry! I think we can all agree on the baller look of that would be!

I have one

But you want more than my cheap ass will pay!

Hmmm I seem to recall that you don't have anything super awesome to trade with either?

Nope, I pretty much suck currently.

[longweight]

Lame.

[Halverson]

I mean, I could dig deep. Got some cold pizza sitting here, perhaps wine soaked rags.

[longweight]

Not really doing it for me I am afraid.

[Halverson]

All is well, kind of want to eat the pizza actually.....

[Plater]

$55 For Hack Orange Topre.

[durainello]

i already called 55 for hack orange on page 1

$55 For Hack Orange Topre.

[Plater]

i already called 55 for hack orange on page 1

$55 For Hack Orange Topre.

Sorry I missed that.

$60 for Hack Orange Topre for me then

[Halverson]

i already called 55 for hack orange on page 1

$55 For Hack Orange Topre.

Sorry I missed that.

$60 for Hack Orange Topre for me then

I don't think amount matters! Arbitrary numbers my friends!
Unless this has truly become an auction, then disregard me!

[precarious]

i already called 55 for hack orange on page 1

$55 For Hack Orange Topre.

Sorry I missed that.

$60 for Hack Orange Topre for me then

I don't think amount matters! Arbitrary numbers my friends!
Unless this has truly become an auction, then disregard me!

life's all about biggenin' the nummers

gettin 21 infinity

[tobr1an]

Any sold?

[IPT]

*bid retracted *

[precarious]

Any sold?

not yet, waiting for this to slow down a bit before morphing into a green dragonzord

[tobr1an]

not yet, waiting for this to slow down a bit before morphing into a green dragonzord

Guess, I'll sit back and pray for my offer to be picked 

[The_Beast]

Pick me!

[evolyn]

SHould i bid more then 85 ?

[precarious]

SHould i bid more then 85 ?

bid 9999 that's the most you can do

[evolyn]

ibid 85

[tjcaustin]

Any sold?

not yet, waiting for this to slow down a bit before morphing into a green dragonzord

You've been summoned.

[Plater]

i already called 55 for hack orange on page 1

$55 For Hack Orange Topre.

Sorry I missed that.

$60 for Hack Orange Topre for me then

I don't think amount matters! Arbitrary numbers my friends!
Unless this has truly become an auction, then disregard me!

Haha, very well, you guys can have it then. I'll back off.

[evolyn]

so were is it now ?

[precarious]

so were is it now ?

too lazy to determine in myself to ship these out tomorrow at this moment so still seeing if anyone else is interested before i decide ;0

[evolyn]

yeah but  how can i know that iam the highest bidder ?

[ekw808]

Post pictures of yourself with guns and look intimidating, that's how you get what you want.

[precarious]

Post pictures of yourself with guns and look intimidating, that's how you get what you want.

No, the correct approach is to mindlessly rattle off some petulant misinterpretation of circumstances which have already been fully analyzed and sufficiently explained several months in the past.

[ekw808]

Just saying bro, the success rate of that was 100%, can't argue with that math.

No, the correct approach is to mindlessly rattle off some petulant misinterpretation of circumstances which have already been fully analyzed and sufficiently explained several months in the past.

So are you saying I have the highest bid without even bidding??

[precarious]

Just saying bro, the success rate of that was 100%, can't argue with that math.

So are you saying I have the highest bid without even bidding??

You're really only speaking for clickclack himself at this point (using your imagination instead of those fact-things), which I think we have found in the past to be inadvisable, so you should probably stop doing that.

If you want to spend all that money, sure.  Your bid is now one million United States Dollars.  You're welcome.

[IPT]

I apologize but I'm gonna retract my bid with nno specific end date still.

[ekw808]

You're really only speaking for clickclack himself at this point (using your imagination instead of those fact-things), which I think we have found in the past to be inadvisable, so you should probably stop doing that.

If you want to spend all that money, sure.  Your bid is now one million United States Dollars.  You're welcome.

Just find it interesting you wouldn't pass on the good deed that was bestowed upon you by CC, and selling the topre one for cost even though you don't even have a topre board.

[precarious]

You're really only speaking for clickclack himself at this point (using your imagination instead of those fact-things), which I think we have found in the past to be inadvisable, so you should probably stop doing that.

If you want to spend all that money, sure.  Your bid is now one million United States Dollars.  You're welcome.

Just find it interesting you wouldn't pass on the good deed that was bestowed upon you by CC, and selling the topre one for cost even though you don't even have a topre board.

Just find it interesting that police officers violate local, state, and federal statutes and no one at any level of local, state, or government seems to care and that a young man can be locked in a bathroom with two police officers who laugh at him as he tries to leave and finds that the door is locked.

Just find it interesting that you can unsheath your sword, play a tune, summon a dragonzord.

Just find it unusual that you're seemingly unable to avoid conflating irrational visceral impressions with conscious reasoning.

I apologize but I'm gonna retract my bid with nno specific end date still.

a man's gotta get his chicken dinner

[precarious]

MURPHY THE CANNIBAL SUGGEST``'`''`s YOU MAKE ANY OFFERS BEFORE 11:59 PM TONIGHT EVENING ALSO IATOT'L IATGO THE WHISPERING EAR-CAT SAYS MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWM EOWMEOEME MOW MEOW MEOWMEOEM MEOMEW

hurru this guys gay i dont wanna buy clacks from him

[singaporean123]

30$ for 3d MX CC. give a chink a chance

[phetto]

30 oktobahfest.

[longweight]

I offer nothing for all of them.

[Kensy]

$40 bucks for ta Hack Orangeeeee

[precarious]

I offer nothing for all of them.

what's your address?

[ishumprod]

i'd offer 30.- for the oktoberfest


edit: oh and yeah, it would be my first clack ever, if this can change anything =)

[Permeability]

$40 on the 3D, first CC pleaseeeeee 

[jwaz]

$18 for hack orange

[Wildcard]

$50 + 1 beer for Oktoberfest

[danielucf]

Oooh I plant my flag at $18+shipping for the hack orange. I don't have a topre board either so keep it in the family! I'm hoping to get one of those $10 topre keychains though so "Poo-tee-weet?"

[jwaz]

Oooh I plant my flag at $18+shipping for the hack orange. I don't have a topre board either so keep it in the family! I'm hoping to get one of those $10 topre keychains though so "Poo-tee-weet?"

Don't copy my bid bro.

[djmattm]

I say 19$ for the 3D just for the lulz

[Neal]

70$ for 3D

[Dgsbllx]

Wait, does the highest bid actually win or just the bid that OP likes?

[jwaz]

$20 plus shipping for Hack Orange.

[durainello]

Wow all lowballers, i shall change my bid to $30 for hack orange then.

[ekw808]

Just find it interesting that police officers violate local, state, and federal statutes and no one at any level of local, state, or government seems to care and that a young man can be locked in a bathroom with two police officers who laugh at him as he tries to leave and finds that the door is locked.

Just find it interesting that you can unsheath your sword, play a tune, summon a dragonzord.

Just find it unusual that you're seemingly unable to avoid conflating irrational visceral impressions with conscious reasoning.

Erroneous. I'll try the direct approach since your mind tends to wander.
Why is it so hard to pass on a good deed?

[longweight]

I offer nothing for all of them.

what's your address?

PM me your paypal details and I will send you the address with the payment.

[precarious]

since your mind tends to wander

aww, he thinks he's qualified or otherwise capable of collapsing the complex function of possibilities regarding another individual's behavior to a singularly ignorant conclusion, as well as believing he has access to the internal cognitive processes of another individual.  how precious!

t'was but reverie: momentary relief, fed from troughs of deceit
held to by bleeding hand, implored by jagged stones' release
how narrow was the fate prescribed by the harrowing spires,
like sharp incisors, which await in shadows, beneath the breakers below

[precarious]

Wait, does the highest bid actually win or just the bid that OP likes?

larger bids will increase your chances of winning, of course

[jwaz]

Wow all lowballers, i shall change my bid to $30 for hack orange then.

$31

and it isn't low balling if we're paying retail 

[Dgsbllx]

$40 on the orange topre!

[jwaz]

$9 on Hack Orange. Including shipping.

[SmallFry]

I'll cover shipping on them. Ship them my way.

[ekw808]

aww, he thinks he's qualified or otherwise capable of collapsing the complex function of possibilities regarding another individual's behavior to a singularly ignorant conclusion, as well as believing he has access to the internal cognitive processes of another individual.  how precious!

t'was but reverie: momentary relief, fed from troughs of deceit
held to by bleeding hand, implored by jagged stones' release
how narrow was the fate prescribed by the harrowing spires,
like sharp incisors, which await in shadows, beneath the breakers below

I understand questions are hard for you to answer, take your time.

[tjcaustin]

I note that he's only said offers, but not specified if they must be in a government recognized currency.  And I know beast has already offered up a baller-ass log cabin and so I shall mimic his bid with:

2 red engraved Transformers caps
1 Mario/Luigi set
A bunch of random ? caps in black and green
1 Blue/white/blue b series Function row set

All for the low low price of your oktoberfest CC.

Did I win?

[Tym]

I offer my Ultimate Keyboard Case!

[precarious]

aww, he thinks he's qualified or otherwise capable of collapsing the complex function of possibilities regarding another individual's behavior to a singularly ignorant conclusion, as well as believing he has access to the internal cognitive processes of another individual.  how precious!

t'was but reverie: momentary relief, fed from troughs of deceit
held to by bleeding hand, implored by jagged stones' release
how narrow was the fate prescribed by the harrowing spires,
like sharp incisors, which await in shadows, beneath the breakers below

I understand questions are hard for you to answer, take your time.

you should use your world-renown analytic prowess to deconstruct my response into its essential constituent components in order to extricate the individual strands of meaning which, when juxtaposed, will provide you the answer you seek.

[SmallFry]

I note that he's only said offers, but not specified if they must be in a government recognized currency.  And I know beast has already offered up a baller-ass log cabin and so I shall mimic his bid with:

2 red engraved Transformers caps
1 Mario/Luigi set
A bunch of random ? caps in black and green
1 Blue/white/blue b series Function row set

All for the low low price of your oktoberfest CC.

Did I win?

Those Transformers are PBT.

[tjcaustin]

I note that he's only said offers, but not specified if they must be in a government recognized currency.  And I know beast has already offered up a baller-ass log cabin and so I shall mimic his bid with:

2 red engraved Transformers caps
1 Mario/Luigi set
A bunch of random ? caps in black and green
1 Blue/white/blue b series Function row set

All for the low low price of your oktoberfest CC.

Did I win?

Those Transformers are PBT.

That makes them even better!!!

[ekw808]

aww, he thinks he's qualified or otherwise capable of collapsing the complex function of possibilities regarding another individual's behavior to a singularly ignorant conclusion, as well as believing he has access to the internal cognitive processes of another individual.  how precious!

t'was but reverie: momentary relief, fed from troughs of deceit
held to by bleeding hand, implored by jagged stones' release
how narrow was the fate prescribed by the harrowing spires,
like sharp incisors, which await in shadows, beneath the breakers below

I understand questions are hard for you to answer, take your time.

you should use your world-renown analytic prowess to deconstruct my response into its essential constituent components in order to extricate the individual strands of meaning which, when juxtaposed, will provide you the answer you seek.

TL;DR: gets pity hack from CC, sells spare for profit.

[Wildcard]

larger bids will increase your chances of winning, of course

I read that as lager bids, so my bid stands

[precarious]

aww, he thinks he's qualified or otherwise capable of collapsing the complex function of possibilities regarding another individual's behavior to a singularly ignorant conclusion, as well as believing he has access to the internal cognitive processes of another individual.  how precious!

t'was but reverie: momentary relief, fed from troughs of deceit
held to by bleeding hand, implored by jagged stones' release
how narrow was the fate prescribed by the harrowing spires,
like sharp incisors, which await in shadows, beneath the breakers below

I understand questions are hard for you to answer, take your time.

you should use your world-renown analytic prowess to deconstruct my response into its essential constituent components in order to extricate the individual strands of meaning which, when juxtaposed, will provide you the answer you seek.

TL;DR: gets pity hack from CC, sells spare for profit.

TL;DR

[brighenne]

$45 for the 3D. For my first clackerjack!

[noisyturtle]

I bid 12 parsecs for the 3D!

[precarious]

as we enter


THE FINAL HOUR



of life on earth

[Gupgup]

I know this is the wrong place and I apologize for thread cramping, i also posted in the price check thread and no one replied!

How much would a Purple CC, WASD, and arrow set go for, realistically?

Thanks!

[mkawa]

this thread is insane. I LOVE IT

[Halverson]

as we enter


THE FINAL HOUR



of life on earth

It's the final countdown!

[Shadovved]

$10.10 for the oktoberfest

[jdcarpe]

I'm drunk as **** right now dude. But I need another beer. Gimme dat Octoberfest, and I'll give you a dollar, kay? Or you can have my ex-wife. The dollar is probably a better deal.

Oh yeah, it's a Canadian dollar, so it's worth more. Don't get all looney up in here.

[Larken]

oh, for the red, blue and white
of the clickity clacks
the solidity you say,
nay! its 2 sides, a trick of the mind
that forms the 3 die
of this price I'll pay,
a bid of thirty,
for the 3d white
that eventually dirties.

[noisyturtle]

as we enter


THE FINAL HOUR



of life on earth

It's the final countdown!

Do do do do
dododododo
Do do do do
dododododo do
Dun dundun DUN dundun DUNNNN DUNNNNNNN

[precarious]

THE CLACKS ATTACKED WE ARE ALL DEAD, AHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i sent some PMs

[Halverson]

Mommy! It's overrrrr!

[The_Beast]

Fill my box bro!

[precarious]

Fill my box bro!

but you just gouged all that wood out of it ;9(

[SmallFry]

Fill my box!

TWSS.

[Capitalistix]

THE CLACKS ATTACKED WE ARE ALL DEAD, AHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i sent some PMs

I love this guy.

[Halverson]

THE CLACKS ATTACKED WE ARE ALL DEAD, AHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i sent some PMs

I love this guy.

Not more than me!

[precarious]

THE CLACKS ATTACKED WE ARE ALL DEAD, AHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i sent some PMs

I love this guy.

i see that your avatar is a female, and this does not work for halverson, but perhaps you are a female and we will be married soon?

it's morphing time
unsheath my sword, play a tune, summon a dragonzord
it's crazy, your eyes get lazy
draw em like shades, see
you're sleepy
drill tail spins, makes you dizzy
rips out your intestines, they're tasty
stepped hastily to a g, ate you like a pastry 'cause i'm hungry

[Halverson]

We could still marry, I'm not opposed.

[tobr1an]

Guess its not me

[The_Beast]

Halverson = power bottom