INT. SNAKE'S LAIR - DAY
We see a small, dark room filled with various electronic gadgets and wires. In the center of the room sits a large ice cream machine that takes up most of the space.
Suddenly, a snake with legs and arms enters the room. The snake is carrying a large keyboard, which it places on a nearby table.
SNAKE
This is the Rukia keyboard - the greatest keyboard ever created. It's a one-of-a-kind design, and I'm offering it to you at a discounted price.
We see a close-up of the Rukia keyboard, which looks like a regular keyboard with a few extra buttons and flashing lights.
SNAKE
But hurry, this offer won't last long. Once I sell out, I'm never making another one.
The snake sits down at the table and begins typing on the Rukia keyboard, showing off its features.
SNAKE
You see, the Rukia has multiple customizable backlighting options, programmable macro keys, and a sleek, ergonomic design. It's perfect for gaming, typing, and everything in between.
Suddenly, the snake's attention is drawn to the ice cream machine. It gets up and walks over to it, pressing buttons and checking the level of ice cream inside.
SNAKE
And if that wasn't enough, the Rukia comes with a complimentary ice cream machine - just like this one. Imagine all the delicious ice cream you could make with this baby.
The snake smiles wickedly, clearly enjoying the thought of scamming people out of their money.
SNAKE
So, are you ready to buy the Rukia and join the ranks of the keyboard elite? Don't miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
The snake turns back to the camera, its eyes gleaming with greed.
SNAKE
Trust me, you won't regret it.
Fade to black.