Author Topic: CLACKVENT radnelac II Holiday EVIL (Read 6431961 times)

raymogi · « **Reply #1600 on:** Thu, 10 March 2016, 01:04:12 »

I will give you my baby Mr. Clackman.

adamski07 · « **Reply #1601 on:** Thu, 10 March 2016, 01:04:13 »

theteam · « **Reply #1602 on:** Thu, 10 March 2016, 01:04:14 »

You are a beautiful gnome

ntw · « **Reply #1603 on:** Thu, 10 March 2016, 01:04:15 »

scubaste · « **Reply #1604 on:** Thu, 10 March 2016, 01:04:18 »

sarahnicole · « **Reply #1605 on:** Thu, 10 March 2016, 01:04:20 »

Halverson · « **Reply #1606 on:** Thu, 10 March 2016, 01:04:20 »

Girlshark grey, get on it, baby

grav3serker · « **Reply #1607 on:** Thu, 10 March 2016, 01:04:22 »

I'm Old Greeeeeeeeg!

trizkut · « **Reply #1608 on:** Thu, 10 March 2016, 01:04:27 »

Dongulator · « **Reply #1609 on:** Thu, 10 March 2016, 01:04:30 »

Sneaky Potato · « **Reply #1610 on:** Thu, 10 March 2016, 01:04:31 »

I just started casting, and you're my inspiration. Thank you!

That was very sweet. I think that kinda made me happy. Hmmm... LMTATO -cc =)

edit: 3/26/16-
W -cc =)

ClackFactory · « **Reply #1611 on:** Thu, 10 March 2016, 01:06:18 »

I will pik dem winna tomorrah

night night! -cc =)

ClackFactory · « **Reply #1612 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 11:23:05 »

2-19-16

Yes, this is for Yesterday's sale. When I posted the winner last night from the previous day my computer bit it! When I finally got it working it was much, much later (and the next day). Decided to get some rest so as to not make one of those "too tired" mistakes that always bite me in the arse.

This is for a $65 key in the MX or T stem flavor.

Da wooooolz-

Be the first person to post that their wife or GF wanted to kill them for not going to bed last night. I don't care if your lying, I don't actually want to know the truth. Bonus points if you make me laugh though.

But Mr. Clack what do "Bonus points" mean? Well, go find out!

I will being doing today's sale as well, just a bit later.

riotonthebay · « **Reply #1613 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 11:25:23 »

she showed me the knife... :O

W -cc =)

edit- 3.26.16
Orgy in the sky!!! Enjoy, send us postcards!!! -cc =)

joey · « **Reply #1614 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 11:25:24 »

clack it's 5am, just woke my gf!!! she gonna kill me, but a clack is worth it, yeah?

tchevass · « **Reply #1615 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 11:25:25 »

my wife wanted to have sex, but i wanted clacks...

phruitpie · « **Reply #1616 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 11:25:27 »

my girlfriend wanted to kill me for for not going to bed last night, this is not a lie

-pineapple- · « **Reply #1617 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 11:25:27 »

clack stuff

sth · « **Reply #1618 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 11:25:28 »

i missed talking to my girlfriend a continent away for this crap gosh dang it i hope you're so happy about it

heedpantsnow · « **Reply #1619 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 11:25:29 »

She wanted me to go to bed but I was too busy playing with my new coffee beans...and tasting was making me less likely to go to bed anytime soon!

Booper · « **Reply #1620 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 11:25:29 »

gah, my wife wanted to kill me for not coming to bed last night!

btctopre · « **Reply #1621 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 11:25:29 »

my wife tried to kill me last night for staying up for cv

cooldiscretion · « **Reply #1622 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 11:25:30 »

my girlfriend wanted to keeel me

Signature · « **Reply #1623 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 11:25:32 »

kill signature - wife

Vittra · « **Reply #1624 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 11:25:33 »

The knife came out of the drawer, clackie, but I perserved. I stood my ground... or.. I stood my seat? Something.

grav3serker · « **Reply #1625 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 11:25:34 »

Beef (curtains). It's what's for dinner.

Pdub · « **Reply #1626 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 11:25:34 »

she wont let me back inthe house

HoffmanClackster · « **Reply #1627 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 11:25:38 »

* HoffmanClackster is forever alone

* HoffmanClackster has no one to hate him

W, Sadly that made me laugh. -cc =)

whmeltonjr · « **Reply #1628 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 11:25:39 »

My wife wanted to kill me For going to bed at 2:30

sth · « **Reply #1629 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 11:25:39 »

I LOVE HER

Incredigasmic · « **Reply #1630 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 11:25:40 »

she punched me

rotciveel · « **Reply #1631 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 11:25:40 »

my fiance wanted to kill them for not going to bed last night!

toxicdrift · « **Reply #1632 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 11:25:42 »

my wife killed me , this is the toxic ghost!

sth · « **Reply #1633 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 11:25:50 »

DANG IT BABY YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND

KatzenKinder · « **Reply #1634 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 11:25:56 »

click clack booty smack

clackvent give me panic attack

I have no wife / gf WEW

dohbot · « **Reply #1635 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 11:25:57 »

http://imgur.com/ZAqzori

Diokhan · « **Reply #1636 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 11:25:58 »

Skipped sex last night

W , tho this is tragic too. -cc =)

sth · « **Reply #1637 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 11:25:59 »

I JUST GOT TO HAVE THIS IN MY LIVE

ClackFactory · « **Reply #1638 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 11:29:21 »

LuLz, this will be fun to go through...

What's with this "Bonus points" BS I came up with anyway?

=P

ClackFactory · « **Reply #1639 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 11:42:41 »

Quote from: ika on Fri, 11 March 2016, 11:32:50

was hoping he would leave it open for a while too so I could write my story, but alas, it was closed. here's all I got

twas the night before clackvent when all through the house
everyone was refreshing, madly like a louse
the story was written in notepad with care
in hopes that clack would soon show us his share

the children were nestled all snug in their beds
with visions of ogreskulls dancing in their heads
and mama in her blanket, but I in my chair,
had settled down for a long night of refreshing the thread fair

W -cc =)

edit: 3.26.16
ika also makes it into the orgy in the sky! -cc =)

ClackFactory · « **Reply #1640 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 14:01:06 »

2-18-16

sry tchevass, but Diokhan's was a little funnier. I would say his was a 3.456 out of 10, and yours was like a 3.447 out of ten.
It was close but the decimals don't lie! I must maintain absurd impromptu unfairly fair rules.

Today's key is also $65 and available in T or MX stem flavors.

selur eht-

The person who gives me an interesting idea/rule that I would like to use for a future Clackvent sale wins. This is radnelac popcorn!

go git!

Halverson · « **Reply #1641 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 14:03:20 »

Best limerick wins

GEWINNER!
might use this in some way -cc =)

AlphaOne · « **Reply #1642 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 14:03:22 »

all post pic of keyboard. best style/design wins a key to match !

Signature · « **Reply #1643 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 14:03:25 »

Dog pictures

Not GF related stuff plzzzz

phruitpie · « **Reply #1644 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 14:03:25 »

1. First person to post a selfie with a gnome wins today's sale.

2. Jokes on you guys there are no winners, cv is a lie. Got em -cc

3. First person to post who is already banned this week wins... the chance to lose again.

4. First demik to post wins.

GEWINNER!
Just for the lulz, might not use any of them. -cc =)

o3okevin · « **Reply #1645 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 14:03:30 »

Type a certain phrase backwards

Edit: sdrawkcab esarhp niatrec a epyT

dohbot · « **Reply #1646 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 14:03:31 »

You should ask for the winner to be the person who replies the second most in the allotted time

FLFisherman · « **Reply #1647 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 14:03:33 »

KeyKollectiv would like your attention.

Quote from: KeyKollectiv on Thu, 10 March 2016, 16:23:16

Quote from: FLFisherman on Thu, 10 March 2016, 15:42:13
Quote from: KeyKollectiv on Sun, 08 November 2015, 15:39:24
Quote from: demik on Sat, 07 November 2015, 21:17:48
purple mods are nice

List of things KeyKollectiv would like to accomplish on Geekhack:

[ x ] Have an artisan thread
[ x ] Complete a successful sale
[ x ] Be noticed by Binge
[ x ] Be noticed by Booper
[ x ] Be noticed by Nubbinator
[ x ] Be noticed by Katzenkinder
[ x ] Be noticed by Hoff
[ X ] Be noticed by Hipster - Time for a throw down.
[ ? ] Be noticed by Bro - I'm unsure of this one.
[ ] Be noticed by Clack
[ X ] Do a collaboration project with any of the above - Congratulations!
[ x ] Be noticed by Demik

You made my day bud

Just thought I'd take the time to update your list. I'm going to try to get you noticed by Clack this Clackvent.

Whoa. I totally forgot about this list. Wow...

I guess it's just clack now. Crazy that the list was only made 4 months ago.

Thanks for this.

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atlas3686 · « **Reply #1648 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 14:03:34 »

If you are looking for more interesting answers and fun competitions, you could open the thread to a group of quick posters and then give that group more warning to post their answers

scubaste · « **Reply #1649 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 14:03:37 »

Best Gif wins!

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Author Topic: CLACKVENT radnelac II Holiday EVIL (Read 6431961 times)