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JohnnyBoy
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Mon, 28 April 2008, 17:08:05 »
Does anybody have any ideas for what on earth the sensors on this woman's body are supposed to be measuring? (The funnier, the better...)
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jemkeys
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Mon, 28 April 2008, 17:35:26 »
Cherry was so in love with their new design that they had test subjects wear heart monitors to measure the subject's sexual attraction to the board.
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xsphat
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Mon, 28 April 2008, 18:19:18 »
"Scientists have found a way to allow the recently dead to be reinserted into the workplace via electrodes."
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ashort
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Mon, 28 April 2008, 21:41:26 »
It's the ultimate productivity and stop smoking system. Work while you wear a "patch" and self-administer nicotine on demand, "Ctrl-N", of course. Sorry, you'll have to use the mouse if you want to open a new window.
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Andrew
{ KBC Poker - brown | Filco Majestouch - brown | Dell AT101W | Cherry G84-4100 }
xsphat
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Mon, 28 April 2008, 22:15:17 »
It's like an electric dog collar for your wife!
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IBI
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Tue, 29 April 2008, 09:27:27 »
"The bionic woman has been hired to stress test cherry's new keyboard."
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Owned: Raptor-Gaming K1 (linear MX)(Broken), IBM Model M UK, Dell AT102W, Left-handed keyboard with Type 1 Simplified Alps.
djones
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Tue, 29 April 2008, 10:02:01 »
The ones on her arms could be used to measure activity in her median and radial nerve...
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victheslik
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