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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: Kavik on Thu, 16 May 2019, 10:03:05

Title: Geekhack Has Ruined Me
Post by: Kavik on Thu, 16 May 2019, 10:03:05: I'm at work, and a group of developers is sitting at a television doing a code review, and they keep talking about the "group by" in a SQL statement, and I kept thinking they were talking about a "group buy" and wondering what keyboard or keyset they were talking about.
Title: Re: Geekhack Has Ruined Me
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 16 May 2019, 10:44:46: You are sick..

Seek Treatment immediately.
Title: Re: Geekhack Has Ruined Me
Post by: Sintpinty on Thu, 16 May 2019, 18:15:25: Are you Delusional? Do you suffer from a mental illness?

Geekhack hasn't ruined you. It has welcomed you to the keyboard life.
Title: Re: Geekhack Has Ruined Me
Post by: JP on Thu, 16 May 2019, 20:22:17: Select * from GroupBuys Where Active = 1 Group By Vendor Order by Price Desc
Title: Re: Geekhack Has Ruined Me
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 17 May 2019, 11:34:12: Quote from: JP on Thu, 16 May 2019, 20:22:17
Select * from GroupBuys Where Active = 1 Group By Vendor Order by Price Desc

Quick JP, sell a Cap-injection kits so Kavik can get his fix.

1 set double shot pbt
1x vitamix
1x 1/4 inch 16 inch silicone tubing.
1x hypodermic needle
1x hospital emergency room coupon.
Title: Re: Geekhack Has Ruined Me
Post by: JP on Fri, 17 May 2019, 14:07:37: Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 17 May 2019, 11:34:12
Quick JP, sell a Cap-injection kits so Kavik can get his fix.

1 set double shot pbt
1x vitamix
1x 1/4 inch 16 inch silicone tubing.
1x hypodermic needle
1x hospital emergency room coupon.

I'm fresh out of kits. All I have left is some worthless methadone.
Title: Re: Geekhack Has Ruined Me
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 17 May 2019, 15:14:16: Quote from: JP on Fri, 17 May 2019, 14:07:37

I'm fresh out of kits. All I have left is some worthless methadone.

Methadone is not worthless. It actually has a high street value/price.
Title: Re: Geekhack Has Ruined Me
Post by: romevi on Fri, 17 May 2019, 15:16:12: You need to wake up and be geekwoke.
Title: Re: Geekhack Has Ruined Me
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 17 May 2019, 15:35:30: Quote from: romevi on Fri, 17 May 2019, 15:16:12
You need to wake up and be geekwoke.

The terminator is prophecy ?

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