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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: noisyturtle on Tue, 04 June 2019, 19:33:41
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Would you rather add 40 healthy years to the end of your life, or at 50 return to age 18 knowing everything you knew up to that point?
Would you rather be 5'4 with a full head of hair, or 6'4 and bald?
If you had to watch your parents have sex every night for the rest of your life but if you joined in once you could make it stop, would you do it?
Would you rather fight a lion while wearing a protective suit, or Mike Tyson in his prime with no protection at all?
Would you rather **** a dog but no one would know, or not **** a dog but have everyone you know thinks you did?
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You have issues and should see a professional.
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Yes to all.
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Everyone is programmed differently,
Humanity should extend its friendship and be inclusive of the different-minded in the same way as towards homosexuals, pro-choice, and marijuana.
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Dammit, none of you are answering the questions or offering new hypotheticals. :mad:
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Dammit, none of you are answering the questions or offering new hypotheticals. :mad:
You go first ;)
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Dammit, none of you are answering the questions or offering new hypotheticals. :mad:
You go first ;)
Would you rather add 40 healthy years to the end of your life, or at 50 return to age 18 knowing everything you knew up to that point?
Would you rather be 5'4 with a full head of hair, or 6'4 and bald?
If you had to watch your parents have sex every night for the rest of your life but if you joined in once you could make it stop, would you do it?
Would you rather fight a lion while wearing a protective suit, or Mike Tyson in his prime with no protection at all?
Would you rather **** a dog but no one would know, or not **** a dog but have everyone you know thinks you did?
Rather go back to 18 with everything I know for sure. So many **** ups, holy crow.
6'4 and bald. I've been on Tinder, I know what's up.
Watch every night because it would mean my parents somehow got back together. Plus I'd only need to see that for another 10-15 years. Joining in I'd remember forever.
Lion in a protective suit. I'd rather risk blood loss than brain damageamageamagejamma...
Oh this is tough. I guess watch my dad **** a dog, because I could reason maybe he's asserting dominance or something. Other way around requires therapy.
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If you could choose one person to represent humanity when aliens come to Earth, who would it be?
If you had a tiny clone of Hitler with all his memories, but he is a clone and didn't actually do all that stuff, would you torture him?
If you had to pick one food to eat every meal for an entire year, what food would you choose?
If you had every moment of your life narrated out loud while you walked around, who's voice would you choose?
If you had to send someone back in time to fight in a historical battle with modern advantages, how would you design their weapon/armor system as to not draw any suspicion from the locals?
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If you could choose one person to represent humanity when aliens come to Earth, who would it be?
If you had a tiny clone of Hitler with all his memories, but he is a clone and didn't actually do all that stuff, would you torture him?
If you had to pick one food to eat every meal for an entire year, what food would you choose?
If you had every moment of your life narrated out loud while you walked around, who's voice would you choose?
If you had to send someone back in time to fight in a historical battle with modern advantages, how would you design their weapon/armor system as to not draw any suspicion from the locals?
If you could choose one person to represent humanity when aliens come to Earth, who would it be? Bill Nye
If you had a tiny clone of Hitler with all his memories, but he is a clone and didn't actually do all that stuff, would you torture him? No
If you had to pick one food to eat every meal for an entire year, what food would you choose? Fried Chicken
If you had every moment of your life narrated out loud while you walked around, who's voice would you choose? Claudia Black
If you had to send someone back in time to fight in a historical battle with modern advantages, how would you design their weapon/armor system as to not draw any suspicion from the locals? Kevlar sandwiched between 2 layers of leather for the armor,not sure on the weapon,maybe a flanged mace where the flanges are also the electrodes of a stun baton.
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If you could choose one person to represent humanity when aliens come to Earth, who would it be?
Me. I'm an incredible moron, thus harmless and nonthreatening. That makes me the perfect pity inducing ambassador to welcome our new benevolent alien rulers.
If you had a tiny clone of Hitler with all his memories, but he is a clone and didn't actually do all that stuff, would you torture him?
No.
If you had to pick one food to eat every meal for an entire year, what food would you choose?
Soylent (Food replacement drink). Brevity trumps taste, if I have to eat the same thing every day for a year.
If you had every moment of your life narrated out loud while you walked around, who's voice would you choose?
A mime.
If you had to send someone back in time to fight in a historical battle with modern advantages, how would you design their weapon/armor system as to not draw any suspicion from the locals?
Weapons: Micro nuclear warheads concealed within coconuts.
Armor: The armor contains an integrated system, which continuously dispenses concentrated LSD in a gas form that affects all individuals near the armor wearer. Any individual close to the armor wearer will thus be worried about the pink tap-dancing elephants performing Shakespeare, not the strange looking clothing some guy/girl is wearing.