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Title: Do you remember the last time you **** your pants?
Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 28 June 2019, 17:34:38
I was thinking about this today, and funnily enough I can remember the exact time and place I last **** my pants. I believe this type of situation to be one of those deep-seated memories that your mind sears into your brain like losing your virginity, or where you were on 9/11. And so it goes with pants ****ting as well.

Although I'd wager someone who ****s their pants often may not be able to recall the exact moment it last occurred, but it is interesting that ****ting your pants falls into the same remembrances as much more important events in your memory. Such a rare occurrence, and so traumatizing that it becomes a milestone marker in your life for many people.

I wonder if elderly people remember as well, or does it become so normal their mind doesn't flag that action any longer?
Title: Re: Do you remember the last time you **** your pants?
Post by: invariance on Fri, 28 June 2019, 17:56:33
....Such a rare occurrence, and so traumatizing that it becomes a milestone marker in your life for many people.....
Does this make it a brown letter day?
Title: Re: Do you remember the last time you **** your pants?
Post by: fohat.digs on Fri, 28 June 2019, 18:06:48

I wonder if elderly people remember as well, or does it become so normal their mind doesn't flag that action any longer?


Rules for elderly men:

1. Never trust a fart
2. Never waste an erection
Title: Re: Do you remember the last time you **** your pants?
Post by: Findecanor on Fri, 28 June 2019, 18:09:46
No. It must have been a very long time ago.

I can remember many embarrassing moments from my childhood, but they involve getting humiliated in front of or by other people.
Pooping in my pants would just have concerned me alone, and I probably just thought it was inconvenient.
Title: Re: Do you remember the last time you **** your pants?
Post by: fer.real on Fri, 28 June 2019, 18:32:41
No. It must have been a very long time ago.

I can remember many embarrassing moments from my childhood, but they involve getting humiliated in front of or by other people.
Pooping in my pants would just have concerned me alone, and I probably just thought it was inconvenient.

Funny, I think pooping my pants is the pinnacle of convenience.
Title: Re: Do you remember the last time you **** your pants?
Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 28 June 2019, 19:06:40
No. It must have been a very long time ago.

I can remember many embarrassing moments from my childhood, but they involve getting humiliated in front of or by other people.
Pooping in my pants would just have concerned me alone, and I probably just thought it was inconvenient.

Funny, I think pooping my pants is the pinnacle of convenience.

Title: Re: Do you remember the last time you **** your pants?
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 28 June 2019, 20:50:08
NoisyTurtle,  you need to go to finishing school.

Title: Re: Do you remember the last time you **** your pants?
Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 28 June 2019, 21:06:53
I'm not Finnish 
Title: Re: Do you remember the last time you **** your pants?
Post by: Findecanor on Sat, 29 June 2019, 04:43:51
Maybe he thinks that you should learn how to give dorodango (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiJ9fy1qSFI) a good finish.
Title: Re: Do you remember the last time you **** your pants?
Post by: fanpeople on Sat, 29 June 2019, 05:42:39
Tequila + cigarettes + internet + a lack of understanding ones own limits when it comes to intoxication.

I miss late teen, early adult Fanpeople. he knew how to live.
Title: Re: Do you remember the last time you **** your pants?
Post by: katushkin on Sat, 29 June 2019, 07:21:29
I remember the situation I was in and kinda where I was but I don't remember the exact date.

I was stone cold sober as well.
Title: Re: Do you remember the last time you **** your pants?
Post by: iri on Sat, 29 June 2019, 08:00:42
It wasn't traumatising. I threw my underwear away and had a lovely night clubbing afterwards.
Title: Re: Do you remember the last time you **** your pants?
Post by: romevi on Sat, 29 June 2019, 09:41:22
I had on MMPR undies. So maybe 8?
Title: Re: Do you remember the last time you **** your pants?
Post by: nickheller on Sat, 29 June 2019, 11:35:31
Yes I remember  :-X :-X
Title: Re: Do you remember the last time you **** your pants?
Post by: chyros on Sat, 29 June 2019, 12:39:49
I can't remember ever having shat my pants.
Title: Re: Do you remember the last time you **** your pants?
Post by: noisyturtle on Sat, 29 June 2019, 12:55:27
It wasn't traumatising. I threw my underwear away and had a lovely night clubbing afterwards.

So it was a freeing experience.
Title: Re: Do you remember the last time you **** your pants?
Post by: JP on Sat, 29 June 2019, 13:01:39
I can't remember ever having shat my pants.

That's what happens when you get old.
Title: Re: Do you remember the last time you **** your pants?
Post by: JP on Sat, 29 June 2019, 13:03:40
It wasn't traumatising. I threw my underwear away and had a lovely night clubbing afterwards.

So it was a freeing experience.

This in combination with some party going drugs a state of enlightenment was attained.
Title: Re: Do you remember the last time you **** your pants?
Post by: iri on Sat, 29 June 2019, 13:26:28
what was attained was the knowledge that i'd rather have my underpants on
Title: Re: Do you remember the last time you **** your pants?
Post by: romevi on Sat, 29 June 2019, 13:29:06
I can't remember ever having shat my pants.

That's what happens when you get old.
lol
Title: Re: Do you remember the last time you **** your pants?
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 29 June 2019, 23:32:26
I can't remember ever having shat my pants.

That's what happens when you get old.
lol

Hahahahhaahahahahahaahahahahah

Title: Re: Do you remember the last time you **** your pants?
Post by: fanpeople on Sun, 30 June 2019, 00:17:06
I can't remember ever having shat my pants.

That's what happens when you get old.
lol

Hahahahhaahahahahahaahahahahah

lel
Title: Re: Do you remember the last time you **** your pants?
Post by: Sintpinty on Sun, 30 June 2019, 21:40:19
I never did.

However i got very excited and sweaty, even my eyes were tearing up as i watched the intro of "The Last Jedi" the day i saw it.
It was about 5 days before it premiered.

Excited and sweaty is my equivalent.
Title: Re: Do you remember the last time you **** your pants?
Post by: Kavik on Sun, 30 June 2019, 22:08:09
Are you counting sharts? Like you try to fart, and a little bit of solid comes out? If that's the case, it was within the last four or five months.

Or what about when you're first getting diarrhea but you're not sure yet, so you try to toot, but it's a squirt instead? That's happened in the last year or two also. That's especially annoying because it shoots straight through the underwear, pants, and onto the seat, so it requires cleaning three things.

If you're talking a full load, then I have no idea. I do remember when I was still in diapers around age 2 or 3, I sat down and felt a squish, and only then did I realize that I had shat my diaper; I hadn't felt any indication that I had needed to poop or that I had been in the process of pooping. It was just there.
Title: Re: Do you remember the last time you **** your pants?
Post by: Kavik on Tue, 02 July 2019, 13:24:42
Are you counting sharts? Like you try to fart, and a little bit of solid comes out? If that's the case, it was within the last four or five months.

Or what about when you're first getting diarrhea but you're not sure yet, so you try to toot, but it's a squirt instead? That's happened in the last year or two also. That's especially annoying because it shoots straight through the underwear, pants, and onto the seat, so it requires cleaning three things.

If you're talking a full load, then I have no idea. I do remember when I was still in diapers around age 2 or 3, I sat down and felt a squish, and only then did I realize that I had shat my diaper; I hadn't felt any indication that I had needed to poop or that I had been in the process of pooping. It was just there.

Thread killer.
Title: Re: Do you remember the last time you **** your pants?
Post by: JP on Tue, 02 July 2019, 13:47:26
Are you counting sharts? Like you try to fart, and a little bit of solid comes out? If that's the case, it was within the last four or five months.

Or what about when you're first getting diarrhea but you're not sure yet, so you try to toot, but it's a squirt instead? That's happened in the last year or two also. That's especially annoying because it shoots straight through the underwear, pants, and onto the seat, so it requires cleaning three things.

If you're talking a full load, then I have no idea. I do remember when I was still in diapers around age 2 or 3, I sat down and felt a squish, and only then did I realize that I had shat my diaper; I hadn't felt any indication that I had needed to poop or that I had been in the process of pooping. It was just there.

Thread killer.

*Thread ripper.
Title: Re: Do you remember the last time you **** your pants?
Post by: Sintpinty on Tue, 02 July 2019, 15:31:53
Are you counting sharts? Like you try to fart, and a little bit of solid comes out? If that's the case, it was within the last four or five months.

Or what about when you're first getting diarrhea but you're not sure yet, so you try to toot, but it's a squirt instead? That's happened in the last year or two also. That's especially annoying because it shoots straight through the underwear, pants, and onto the seat, so it requires cleaning three things.

If you're talking a full load, then I have no idea. I do remember when I was still in diapers around age 2 or 3, I sat down and felt a squish, and only then did I realize that I had shat my diaper; I hadn't felt any indication that I had needed to poop or that I had been in the process of pooping. It was just there.

Thread killer.

Are you referring to the cpu?
Title: Re: Do you remember the last time you **** your pants?
Post by: rowdy on Thu, 04 July 2019, 23:18:17
Nope.
Title: Re: Do you remember the last time you **** your pants?
Post by: fanpeople on Fri, 05 July 2019, 00:03:50
Nope.

I guess dementia can be kinda positive in a way sometimes.
Title: Re: Do you remember the last time you **** your pants?
Post by: Kavik on Fri, 05 July 2019, 09:27:06
I had a close call yesterday. I was on a bike ride and almost shat my chamois! I've never had that happen before (my body is good about shutting off waste elimination functions during exercise), but I developed a case of irritable bowel or something (never drinking coffee before a bike ride again!). I had to ride two or three miles to a park bathroom, all the while my gut was cramping and my butthole burning. Luckily, I made it to a hot, humid, dark (and thankfully private) park toilet in time. I still had to ride another five miles home afterwards.
Title: Re: Do you remember the last time you **** your pants?
Post by: JP on Fri, 05 July 2019, 13:22:38
I had a close call yesterday. I was on a bike ride and almost shat my chamois! I've never had that happen before (my body is good about shutting off waste elimination functions during exercise), but I developed a case of irritable bowel or something (never drinking coffee before a bike ride again!). I had to ride two or three miles to a park bathroom, all the while my gut was cramping and my butthole burning. Luckily, I made it to a hot, humid, dark (and thankfully private) park toilet in time. I still had to ride another five miles home afterwards.

I drove about 4 hours on the 4th and over extended myself. After hour 3 I really was in trouble when traffic went to a standstill. Luckily I was able to make it. I guess this is why hardcore commuters wear adult diapers.
Title: Re: Do you remember the last time you **** your pants?
Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 05 July 2019, 16:05:36
Diapers are such a nasty concept because you wind up literally sitting in your own **** after use for who knows how long. Every adjustment in your seat just further spreading it all around. Why not just pull over and **** in a bush? It's a far less messy option even without tp vs going in a diaper.

babies are disgusting creatures

On an unrelated somewhat related topic - anyone ever see videos of that fat furry dude that saves his own poop in a mini fridge, then puts it in a diaper and heats it in a microwave so he can put on a warm ****-filled diaper anytime he wants? That dude is on another level.
Title: Re: Do you remember the last time you **** your pants?
Post by: invariance on Fri, 05 July 2019, 18:54:12
I had a close call yesterday. I was on a bike ride and almost shat my chamois! I've never had that happen before (my body is good about shutting off waste elimination functions during exercise), but I developed a case of irritable bowel or something (never drinking coffee before a bike ride again!). I had to ride two or three miles to a park bathroom, all the while my gut was cramping and my butthole burning. Luckily, I made it to a hot, humid, dark (and thankfully private) park toilet in time. I still had to ride another five miles home afterwards.
Using a public toilet or soiling oneself, there is one of the hardest decisions in life  :)) :))
Title: Re: Do you remember the last time you **** your pants?
Post by: JP on Fri, 05 July 2019, 21:06:14
On an unrelated somewhat related topic - anyone ever see videos of that fat furry dude that saves his own poop in a mini fridge, then puts it in a diaper and heats it in a microwave so he can put on a warm ****-filled diaper anytime he wants? That dude is on another level.

****... That's insane.
Title: Re: Do you remember the last time you **** your pants?
Post by: fanpeople on Sat, 06 July 2019, 05:05:59
On an unrelated somewhat related topic - anyone ever see videos of that fat furry dude that saves his own poop in a mini fridge, then puts it in a diaper and heats it in a microwave so he can put on a warm ****-filled diaper anytime he wants? That dude is on another level.

****... That's insane.

Hmmm depends on your world view I guess.
Title: Re: Do you remember the last time you **** your pants?
Post by: invariance on Sat, 06 July 2019, 09:12:57
On an unrelated somewhat related topic - anyone ever see videos of that fat furry dude that saves his own poop in a mini fridge, then puts it in a diaper and heats it in a microwave so he can put on a warm ****-filled diaper anytime he wants? That dude is on another level.

****... That's insane.

Hmmm depends on your world view I guess.
That’s a polite way to say f***ing nut job  :)
Title: Re: Do you remember the last time you **** your pants?
Post by: Sintpinty on Sat, 06 July 2019, 09:25:37
I had a close call yesterday. I was on a bike ride and almost shat my chamois! I've never had that happen before (my body is good about shutting off waste elimination functions during exercise), but I developed a case of irritable bowel or something (never drinking coffee before a bike ride again!). I had to ride two or three miles to a park bathroom, all the while my gut was cramping and my butthole burning. Luckily, I made it to a hot, humid, dark (and thankfully private) park toilet in time. I still had to ride another five miles home afterwards.
Using a public toilet or soiling oneself, there is one of the hardest decisions in life  :)) :))

oof
Title: Re: Do you remember the last time you **** your pants?
Post by: rowdy on Mon, 22 July 2019, 21:58:14
Nope.

I guess dementia can be kinda positive in a way sometimes.

Yep.