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Title: w00dpecker
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 01 July 2019, 05:17:52
Christ, it's in a tree some where , so loud , every morning 6 am it's like someone is @ the door who's chased by an axe murderer, and needs to get to safety..

Title: Re: w00dpecker
Post by: fanpeople on Mon, 01 July 2019, 05:54:10
... at least you dont have a gang of bush stone curlews living in your street.
Title: Re: w00dpecker
Post by: Leslieann on Mon, 01 July 2019, 06:21:32
We have (10in+ tall) woodpeckers that bang on our rain gutters as a mating call.

We also have deer and toads (?) grunting all hours of the night, had no idea deer could be so damn loud.
Title: Re: w00dpecker
Post by: Findecanor on Mon, 01 July 2019, 07:30:34
You should cherish your wildlife.

There are deer where I live, but they do a good job of hiding. I saw a toad last night for the first time in twenty years — only because it was blocking my entrance. (would have got hit by the door had I opened it without scaring it out of the way first).
Title: Re: w00dpecker
Post by: invariance on Mon, 01 July 2019, 12:42:55
Sounds as annoying as what we have here: a huge flock of Rainbow Lorikeets come around here screeching at first light because the old ****s behind us feed them.  First off it isn’t a good idea to feed the wildlife and secondly they are feeding them bread which isn’t good for them either.


(Cane)Toads here are a ****ing vermin.  What I haven’t seen or heard here in the suburbs in twenty years is the green tree frog.  I miss hearing their croaking in the downpipes.
Title: Re: w00dpecker
Post by: noisyturtle on Mon, 01 July 2019, 14:50:32
My apartment is essentially in a forest, but I very much enjoy the bird noises throughout the day. Generally morning and evenings they are most vocal. There's one particular bird I've grown very fond of that does this long lilting call that sounds like a laser beam powering down between 4-5pm everyday. Sometimes I'll be listening to music with the window open and I swear that bird is calling along to the beat. At night this time of year it's usually coyote calls because they have a nest in there somewhere. When it's colder there are owls at night, but they seemed to have migrated at the start of Summer.

Except when the crows gather a couple times a week. They are too loud and their call is not soothing in the slightest.

I could do without the insects of absurd sizes though. Especially the 4in legspan spiders with giant black fangs, not a fan of them at all.
Title: Re: w00dpecker
Post by: SpAmRaY on Mon, 01 July 2019, 15:07:16
I live in the woods, it's crazy how loud nature can get.

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Title: Re: w00dpecker
Post by: fanpeople on Tue, 02 July 2019, 05:55:30
Sounds as annoying as what we have here: a huge flock of Rainbow Lorikeets come around here screeching at first light because the old ****s behind us feed them.  First off it isn’t a good idea to feed the wildlife and secondly they are feeding them bread which isn’t good for them either.


(Cane)Toads here are a ****ing vermin.  What I haven’t seen or heard here in the suburbs in twenty years is the green tree frog.  I miss hearing their croaking in the downpipes.

Lorikeets are ****ing cock heads, 10 out of 10 would pump that tree with a shotgun.
Title: Re: w00dpecker
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 02 July 2019, 05:57:32
They also pick the loudest most resonant part of the tree/wood to go at it..  why couldn't they pick a more quiet section..



Title: Re: w00dpecker
Post by: fanpeople on Tue, 02 July 2019, 05:58:27
They also pick the loudest most resonant part of the tree/wood to go at it..  why couldn't they pick a more quiet section..



Because they are cock heads, pump them with a shot gun.
Title: Re: w00dpecker
Post by: Sintpinty on Tue, 02 July 2019, 15:32:30
Christ, it's in a tree some where , so loud , every morning 6 am it's like someone is @ the door who's chased by an axe murderer, and needs to get to safety..

PeCk peCk peCk
Title: Re: w00dpecker
Post by: ArchDill on Tue, 02 July 2019, 16:29:08
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Title: Re: w00dpecker
Post by: invariance on Wed, 03 July 2019, 05:24:09
They also pick the loudest most resonant part of the tree/wood to go at it..  why couldn't they pick a more quiet section..


That’s because they have worked out where there is a cavity or less dense section of tree is and work on that.
Title: Re: w00dpecker
Post by: Sintpinty on Thu, 04 July 2019, 06:35:39
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birds with arms.......