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Title: Sunnovah, It's hapn'ed, Tp4's 15th irrational fear
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 09 September 2019, 18:12:55: Swallowed a microsd Card.

Was updating the a119s dashcam, the spring loaded sdcard slot popped the card right into Tp4's mouth. It just flies out super far. was a foot away.

Sigh..... At least now Tp4 will haz + 64GB storage..

(https://i.imgur.com/rzEkOCY.jpg)
Title: Re: Sunnovah, It's hapn'ed, Tp4's 15th irrational fear
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 09 September 2019, 18:25:41: Just did some testing, This spring load, is enough to Exhaust a microsd card 3 feet into the air Straight UP, against 100% gravity.

The card itself is quite thin/sharp and aerodynamic, the slot itself works like a Guided-Barrel.. Edibility is inevitable.

(https://i.imgur.com/zh8eloM.gif)
Title: Re: Sunnovah, It's hapn'ed, Tp4's 15th irrational fear
Post by: JP on Mon, 09 September 2019, 20:26:54: Sounds like a premature ejection. At least it wasn't DNA storage. :))
Title: Re: Sunnovah, It's hapn'ed, Tp4's 15th irrational fear
Post by: Findecanor on Mon, 09 September 2019, 20:54:31: Better than implanting a Raspberry Pi in your leg ...
Title: Re: Sunnovah, It's hapn'ed, Tp4's 15th irrational fear
Post by: pixelpusher on Mon, 09 September 2019, 21:00:10: need to measure the bottom out weight of that spring. Must be quite a stiff one. :eek: :p
Title: Re: Sunnovah, It's hapn'ed, Tp4's 15th irrational fear
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 09 September 2019, 21:09:47: Quote from: pixelpusher on Mon, 09 September 2019, 21:00:10
need to measure the bottom out weight of that spring. Must be quite a stiff one. :eek: :p

The hole's too small, can't get no nickles in there.
Title: Re: Sunnovah, It's hapn'ed, Tp4's 15th irrational fear
Post by: JP on Mon, 09 September 2019, 21:20:05: Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 09 September 2019, 21:09:47
The hole's too small, can't get no nickles in there.

Might need some lube first.
Title: Re: Sunnovah, It's hapn'ed, Tp4's 15th irrational fear
Post by: noisyturtle on Mon, 09 September 2019, 21:34:18: the feds were onto tp and he had to get rid of the evidence, but realizing he was on camera he had to make this post to back up his story
Title: Re: Sunnovah, It's hapn'ed, Tp4's 15th irrational fear
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 09 September 2019, 21:36:08: Quote from: noisyturtle on Mon, 09 September 2019, 21:34:18
the feds were onto tp and he had to get rid of the evidence, but realizing he was on camera he had to make this post to back up his story

(https://i.imgur.com/lWzMio5.gif)
Title: Re: Sunnovah, It's hapn'ed, Tp4's 15th irrational fear
Post by: JP on Mon, 09 September 2019, 21:49:19: Quote from: noisyturtle on Mon, 09 September 2019, 21:34:18
the feds were onto tp and he had to get rid of the evidence, but realizing he was on camera he had to make this post to back up his story

That's OK, TP4 will eventually have a data dump and the feds will intercept.
Title: Re: Sunnovah, It's hapn'ed, Tp4's 15th irrational fear
Post by: Sintpinty on Wed, 11 September 2019, 11:05:10: Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 09 September 2019, 18:12:55
Swallowed a microsd Card.

Was updating the a119s dashcam, the spring loaded sdcard slot popped the card right into Tp4's mouth. It just flies out super far. was a foot away.

Sigh..... At least now Tp4 will haz + 64GB storage..

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(https://i.imgur.com/rzEkOCY.jpg)

Reminds me when i thought my pet drank alphabet soup it would travel to its brain and then make it fluent in the english language...lol