Exactly the info I'd seen before... in fact I think I made a similar joke. However, that doesn't get to the question I have, which is what is the procedure for doing so? I don't want to over lube them, but I want to be sure I'm doing some good or else why bother taking apart 102 alps switches? Which parts do you actually lubricate? Just the stem (white complicated in my case), the stem AND spring, the whole assembly?
It's because there is so much room for dirt/dust/grit to get into ALPS.
IBM's kinda have this "self sealing" thing going for them.
I don't think ALPS suck. Just poorly engineered.
What happens over time is that the switch and parts of the switch get worn, and that causes the grit. This is especially the case with complicated alps.
The easiest way I've done it is just to use 3 and 1 oil and just tap the underside of the switch, on the stem, where it'll hit the clicky leaf which rides along the stem and causes the click. This causes the majority of the friction on the switch. Press it once, then wipe off the excess. It's fast and works well. It completely dampens the click, makes it smoother and faster.
I've had some complicated lubricated for a half year or so, and its still good.
I have the CRC Dry Silicone. It's in an acetone base, so I'd be VERY careful around plastics with it if I were you. Once the acetone has flashed the dry silicone is perfectly safe for plastic, but it doesn't take acetone long to damage certain plastics... ALPS sliders don't feel like PBT to me. They feel like a much softer plastic, which would probably melt or at least fissure a bit with acetone contact, which would be exactly the opposite of what you're hoping to achieve. You might be able to get away with spraying a bit of the stuff into a small metal or glass container and allowing the fumes to flash off, and then using a dry brush to apply it to the sides of the slider, but wow that doesn't sound worth the time.
Somebody buy a 40 gal drum of the "Sperm Oil" stuff and sell it at Geekhack/KBDMania and we can find out if it's as good as they say.
But don't use 3 in One oil. Too many solvents in that stuff and WD40.
I'm pretty sure it's white lithium grease I found under the left ctrl key on a new realforce 87u.
I agree that the alps design lends itself to getting dirt and dust in them. The best alps boards I have were clean inside. I attribute much of the difference in alps I've tried to how dirty or clean the environment was they came from. I have a northgate 101 that I'm going to try lithium in, unless there is something to this Asian lube you mentioned above.
One of the problems is that it has to be oil base, or at least not conductive, so it can't be a water based lubricant. Any oil based lubricant is going to potentially have a long term negative effect on plastics, it's just a matter of how much.Is dry Teflon conductive? What about this stuff? (http://www.spurlocktools.com/id39.htm)? Probably wouldn't want to inhale it though.
R0-59 is water based.
Are you saying our Asian friends are crazy?
Acetone.
Plastics.
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Ok, someone explain to me which would be better and why... conductive or non-conductive lubricant?
well done... oh yes, well done!