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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: tp4tissue on Tue, 05 May 2020, 15:06:05

Title: Dem' Made'n'Jpn Hornets are still here.
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 05 May 2020, 15:06:05: 2 Inches long. takes ~30 stings to killz hughmahnn.. Very painful.

Powerful 6mm jaws can bite through cloths/skin.

Native 2 Jpn, they make all the top stuff.

Arrived in Washington State via Ship. May endanger native bee species.

JPN honey bees have native defense mech against the Hornet, 'Murica bees do not.

Authorities has informed public to stay ALERT and report any sightings so they can commit bee-genocide.

First sighted in September of 2019, April still going strong.

A single hornet can kill as many as 40 honey bees per minute, Holy smokes, this thing has super accurate atk..

50 hornets can destroy honey bees nest. 60miles flight range, 25mph speed

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Title: Re: Dem' Made'n'Jpn Hornets are still here.
Post by: Kavik on Tue, 05 May 2020, 15:42:01: I read about these just yesterday. The only solution is robot counter-bees with even bigger, metal jaws and acid stingers. That or miniature military drones with bee-recognition software, then brrrrrrrrt.
Title: Re: Dem' Made'n'Jpn Hornets are still here.
Post by: chyros on Tue, 05 May 2020, 15:57:18: Quote from: Kavik on Tue, 05 May 2020, 15:42:01
I read about these just yesterday. The only solution is robot counter-bees with even bigger, metal jaws and acid stingers. That or miniature military drones with bee-recognition software, then brrrrrrrrt.
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.

Only way to be sure.
Title: Re: Dem' Made'n'Jpn Hornets are still here.
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 05 May 2020, 16:27:34: Quote from: Kavik on Tue, 05 May 2020, 15:42:01
I read about these just yesterday. The only solution is robot counter-bees with even bigger, metal jaws and acid stingers. That or miniature military drones with bee-recognition software, then brrrrrrrrt.

Tp4 were thinking we use bait-jelly with radio-isotope tracers.

Fitted Qudrocopters Drones w/ radio sensitive cameras comb the forest, flew by AI of course.

THEN we call in the regular Boeing drone with an ATS-missile once the sites are found.
Title: Re: Dem' Made'n'Jpn Hornets are still here.
Post by: Sintpinty on Tue, 05 May 2020, 16:33:20: even a better reason to explore the great indoors
Title: Re: Dem' Made'n'Jpn Hornets are still here.
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 05 May 2020, 16:34:03: Quote from: Sintpinty on Tue, 05 May 2020, 16:33:20
even a better reason to explore the great indoors

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Title: Re: Dem' Made'n'Jpn Hornets are still here.
Post by: abstractkb on Tue, 05 May 2020, 16:36:24: we are never gonna get to go outside again, good think keyboards are indoors
Title: Re: Dem' Made'n'Jpn Hornets are still here.
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 05 May 2020, 16:54:11: Quote from: abstractkb on Tue, 05 May 2020, 16:36:24
we are never gonna get to go outside again, good think keyboards are indoors

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Title: Re: Dem' Made'n'Jpn Hornets are still here.
Post by: noisyturtle on Tue, 05 May 2020, 17:16:50: lol I saw on FOX News they called them "Murder Hornets" :))
Title: Re: Dem' Made'n'Jpn Hornets are still here.
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 05 May 2020, 17:18:41: Quote from: noisyturtle on Tue, 05 May 2020, 17:16:50
lol I saw on FOX News they called them "Murder Hornets" :))

Clearly part of Trump's campaign to smear East Asia and misdirect attention away from the administration's COVID incompetence.
Title: Re: Dem' Made'n'Jpn Hornets are still here.
Post by: fohat.digs on Tue, 05 May 2020, 18:17:57: Really terrible news. Honeybees are so vitally important, and they are being assaulted from all sides.

As if pesticides weren't bad enough, there is colony collapse, varroa mites, Tropilaelaps mite, and now this.