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Title: Chopstix Holds Benchmarked
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 30 August 2020, 18:07:56
So, dem'Asians are pretty sn00ty and have these chopsticks rules.

But what about PERFORMANCE.....

In the following photos:

P1, The traditional method, they teach kids this, 
Grip power ~250-350g

P2, This is a common modified method of P1 that many MEN discover on their own, yet does not violate the superstition <Never cross chopsticks rule>.
Grip power ~500-800g

P3,  This is the Taboo cross, never do this or be banished from the family
-Official TP4 Method-, Grip power ~1500-2000g
-though seldom necessary, cross method can also engage much larger objects, not just heavier.

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Title: Re: Chopstix Holds Benchmarked
Post by: hvontres on Sun, 30 August 2020, 19:00:36
But what about Southpaw usage?
Title: Re: Chopstix Holds Benchmarked
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 30 August 2020, 19:52:29
But what about Southpaw usage?

As far as I know, the left hand is symmetrical to the right, you'll have to double check though, I'm not too sure about this claim.
Title: Re: Chopstix Holds Benchmarked
Post by: hvontres on Sun, 30 August 2020, 20:55:34
But what about Southpaw usage?

As far as I know, the left hand is symmetrical to the right, you'll have to double check though, I'm not too sure about this claim.


I was more concerned about possible etiquette issues :)
Title: Re: Chopstix Holds Benchmarked
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 31 August 2020, 07:05:53

As far as I know, the left hand is symmetrical to the right, you'll have to double check though, I'm not too sure about this claim.


I was more concerned about possible etiquette issues :)
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Left handed isn't taboo in modern times.

If you really wanna stick it to um'  Use exclusively the Tp4 Method, Cross the chopsticks when laying them down, Or stick them straight up like incense in your bowl.

High Recommended !!

Title: Re: Chopstix Holds Benchmarked
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 31 August 2020, 08:20:43
I mostly use chopstix for sushi, and I tend to use the P2 grip.

If I get Thai food, typically pad see u, I will use P1 on the noodles and P2 on the meats.
Title: Re: Chopstix Holds Benchmarked
Post by: Sintpinty on Mon, 31 August 2020, 08:55:00
I mostly use chopstix for sushi, and I tend to use the P2 grip.

If I get Thai food, typically pad see u, I will use P1 on the noodles and P2 on the meats.


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Title: Re: Chopstix Holds Benchmarked
Post by: Olumin on Mon, 31 August 2020, 09:33:00
In the civilized world we don’t use wooden sticks to eat, we use silverware.
Title: Re: Chopstix Holds Benchmarked
Post by: yui on Tue, 01 September 2020, 01:17:51
the best use for chopstick is backup "silverware" when you are on the move and forgot to pack up a fork :) very useful, 2nd best use is for cooking, it can replace pretty much any utensils if you are lazy enough about cleaning :). although i use none of the tp4 recommended grip, as i never actually learned and only self taught how to use them... at least i do not cross them you heretic :)
Title: Re: Chopstix Holds Benchmarked
Post by: jamster on Tue, 01 September 2020, 01:32:12
In the civilized world we don’t use wooden sticks to eat, we use silverware.

Clearly, you mean Korea.
Title: Re: Chopstix Holds Benchmarked
Post by: absyrd on Tue, 01 September 2020, 02:52:06
That is NOT a ****ing ergodox.
Title: Re: Chopstix Holds Benchmarked
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 01 September 2020, 06:18:12
That is NOT a ****ing ergodox.

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Title: Re: Chopstix Holds Benchmarked
Post by: Darthbaggins on Thu, 03 September 2020, 08:20:23
What about a modified P2 w/ occasional P3 cross method for when needed (sometimes more force is needed and necessary).
Title: Re: Chopstix Holds Benchmarked
Post by: ergonaut on Tue, 29 September 2020, 03:32:49
In the civilized world we don’t use wooden sticks to eat, we use silverware.

Isn’t that kinda racist? China was already quite civilized long before Germany even existed...
Title: Re: Chopstix Holds Benchmarked
Post by: Darthbaggins on Tue, 29 September 2020, 08:01:01
Only people who push for silverware are those that do not contain the power to use the almighty chop-sticks.