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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: tp4tissue on Thu, 22 October 2020, 19:41:44
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So back in the day, Tp4 was temp manager @ a night club in China for a bit when his uncle(owner) was away, Tp4 was put in charge because uncle only trust family to handle the cash take.
During that time Tp4 added all the relevant personnel of the club to his phone. Granted there were many shady folks, smalltime-pimps/dealers/working girls. It's a club, these peeps form the backbone of the arena.
As you know in China all phone numbers are tied to your citizen's ID. The Liberation Army knows exactly who everyone is and there is basically no digital-privacy.
Because Tp4 suddenly added so many <black list> people, This set off red flags.
Tp4 recently transferred some $ overseas, and they froze the account pending investigation.
Made a few fone calls and Tp's police contact explained that Tp4 has a large folder, Part of which indicated that Tp4 (MIGHT BE) a connected crime linchpin and escaped back to America during XiJP's crackdown on brothels. Talk about right timing.
This is the stupidest thing that could've happened to Tp4, because Tp4 always wanted to be a gangster, but never got to be one, and yet the People's Liberation army thinks so.
All Tp4 actually did was basically just inventory, logistics and minor-accounting, (Of general use items, from liquor to mop buckets)
It'd be way cooler if Tp4 ran gunz, but nawh.. next time Tp4 goes back to China, he's gotta get a lawyer just to get this stuff sorted. sigh.....
It's not like they'll let anyone in from 'Murica for the next 10 years anyway for korona. kekeke.
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You never struck me as the gangster type. Learn something new every day.
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You never struck me as the gangster type. Learn something new every day.
Cuz Tp4 ain't, Tp4 a very glasses wearing, video game playing, book keeping kinda fellow.
kekekek
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You never struck me as the gangster type. Learn something new every day.
Cuz Tp4 ain't, Tp4 a very glasses wearing, video game playing, book keeping kinda fellow.
kekekek
I guess now you’re a very glasses wearing, video game playing, book keeping, gangster kinda fellow
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good story, this is what i came to the little island that is the off topic subforum for. cheers tp, don't get captured
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tp is obviously being set up to be the fall guy. watch your back and stay off the phones!
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What kind of 'mastermind' gangster one day decides to add all the dodgy people to his phone he didn't need yesterday. Should they not look for actual calls rather than phonebook? (Maybe not if they're sat in your shady club at the time...) Besides I always thought gangsters built up contacts along with respect over many years, being given a phonebook and getting the status is cheating :p
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i never expected less from tp4, next thing we know tp4 is in prison in China complaining that he can't get his ergodox :)
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You never struck me as the gangster type. Learn something new every day.
Cuz Tp4 ain't, Tp4 a very glasses wearing, video game playing, book keeping kinda fellow.
kekekek
So you're saying you're a money launderer? Cool. Alright, Marty Byrde.