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Title: Burp
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 23 October 2020, 19:13:38

Apparently burp on command is not a universal skill.


Anyone else not able to do it ?

(https://i.imgur.com/cTF6ruy.gif)

Title: Re: Burp
Post by: dingusxmcgee on Fri, 23 October 2020, 20:46:54

I was not able to previously. People tried to explain to me how to do it and I just couldn’t do it. Now I can do it with no problem. Probably started a couple years ago. Not sure what changed

Title: Re: Burp
Post by: dingusxmcgee on Fri, 23 October 2020, 20:47:06

Still can’t wiggle my ears though.

Title: Re: Burp
Post by: SBJ on Fri, 23 October 2020, 21:04:25

Can't burp on command. As a kid I always felt a little left out because the only way I could do it was to chug some soda. :D

Title: Re: Burp
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 23 October 2020, 23:37:21

Quote from: StickyBlueJuice on Fri, 23 October 2020, 21:04:25

Can't burp on command. As a kid I always felt a little left out because the only way I could do it was to chug some soda. :D

Try dis' techniq..

Swallow a small air bubble half way down your neck, when you feel a knot there, Tighten your ab muscles, mouth open.

Burp does not involve lungs, do not exhale.

Title: Re: Burp
Post by: Error213 on Mon, 26 October 2020, 20:37:08

I can :D

Title: Re: Burp
Post by: noisyturtle on Mon, 26 October 2020, 22:28:35

I used to know a kid in military who could fart on command. We put a sheet of paper against his hole and he created actual suction then ripped one. One of those memories that vividly stick with you.

Title: Re: Burp
Post by: fohat.digs on Tue, 27 October 2020, 07:34:59

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane)

Title: Re: Burp
Post by: absyrd on Tue, 27 October 2020, 09:49:35

I can't do it without making myself nauseous.

Swallowing air no good.

I also don't use straws.

Title: Re: Burp
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 27 October 2020, 09:52:22

Quote from: absyrd on Tue, 27 October 2020, 09:49:35

I can't do it without making myself nauseous.

Swallowing air no good.

I also don't use straws.

You don't let the air bubble all the way down, just half way down, 3-4 inches past the neck. then simultaneously tighten abs and relax airway.

not a fan of thin straws, bubble tea bubble straws are gud' though.  more than once 've almost choked to death on bubble tea.

Title: Re: Burp
Post by: Kavik on Wed, 28 October 2020, 01:08:28

I can, but only a little one. The really big ones are involuntarily generated/created/conceived (I'm really not sure which verb to use here).

Title: Re: Burp
Post by: Darthbaggins on Wed, 28 October 2020, 08:24:36

Yup never have had an issue burping on command, my son has picked up this glorious ability as well.

Title: Re: Burp
Post by: Rico on Wed, 28 October 2020, 11:16:56

Can do it no problem but isn't that disgusting ?  :p