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geekhack Community => Keyboards => Topic started by: Phaedrus2129 on Tue, 03 August 2010, 12:56:42

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: Phaedrus2129 on Tue, 03 August 2010, 12:56:42

All in favor of making a Geekhack calendar using pictures of Webwit's infinite keyboards as "vintage keyboard of the month" vote aye.

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: British on Tue, 03 August 2010, 13:20:31

Yes please, vintage hot models with vintage keyboards...
(http://theinvisibleagent.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/typewriter640328889_1c5fcc9772_o.jpg)

(but without dudes please, and actually sexeh models :pout:)

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: hyperlinked on Tue, 03 August 2010, 13:21:18

Who needs a calendar? We're all working on having the real things!

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: wellington1869 on Tue, 03 August 2010, 13:22:45

Quote from: British;208720

Yes please, vintage hot models with vintage keyboards...

Show Image

(http://theinvisibleagent.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/typewriter640328889_1c5fcc9772_o.jpg)

(but without dudes please, and actually sexeh models :pout:)

mmm, 19th century soft porn...

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: wellington1869 on Tue, 03 August 2010, 13:23:42

calendar? Only if we can get voix to balance each one on her head. naked.

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: wellington1869 on Tue, 03 August 2010, 13:24:20

do you think sex in the 19th century was much different from today?

i mean, whenever I see these old b&w soft porn shots from a 100 years ago, I cant help but think that tastes were a bit different back then.

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: kriminal on Tue, 03 August 2010, 13:49:47

ahahahahahhhhahhahaahh

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: Phaedrus2129 on Tue, 03 August 2010, 13:56:48

Quote from: British;208720

Yes please, vintage hot models with vintage keyboards...

Show Image

(http://theinvisibleagent.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/typewriter640328889_1c5fcc9772_o.jpg)

(but without dudes please, and actually sexeh models :pout:)

She can be Miss January.

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: keyboardlover on Tue, 03 August 2010, 14:03:31

I voted 'Aye' but would like to change my vote to 'Only if we get hot models to hold the keyboards' :D

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: wellington1869 on Tue, 03 August 2010, 14:05:29

Quote from: Phaedrus2129;208732

She can be Miss January.

i think all 12 should be from old b&w pics. :)

scour the internet, post your suggestions here!

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: HaaTa on Tue, 03 August 2010, 14:07:18

With each day of the year, having a different keyboard. Shouldn't be too difficult to round up 365 keyboards.

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: WhiteRice on Tue, 03 August 2010, 14:48:22

Gotta think big, attractive women with attractive keyboards you'd corner a market

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: wellington1869 on Tue, 03 August 2010, 14:53:28

Quote from: HaaTa;208736

With each day of the year, having a different keyboard. Shouldn't be too difficult to round up 365 keyboards.

maybe people should submit glamor shots of their keyboards here, and whoever is putting the calendar together can select 365 of them :)

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: kriminal on Tue, 03 August 2010, 22:53:57

wow ripster is an very old man...

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: wellington1869 on Tue, 03 August 2010, 23:26:15

(http://www.curatedobject.us/.a/6a00e54f9f8f8c883401310f26730f970c-500wi)

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: audioave10 on Tue, 03 August 2010, 23:32:08

Not bad Welly! (I'm very old)
Damn, Ripster, that's really not what I was hoping for...LOL.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_OQJOqSI4X4c/SgREZ-5A-pI/AAAAAAAAJwM/vhLn7oygSOk/s320/old+timey+secretary.jpg)

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: audioave10 on Tue, 03 August 2010, 23:46:24

Am I off-topic yet?

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_94wGm5Prdv0/SyWep5mutnI/AAAAAAAAFtI/Yblbm-akjQQ/s400/Maggie+Gyllenhaal+secretary-2002-02-g.jpg)

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: sam113101 on Tue, 03 August 2010, 23:56:36

Quote from: ripster;208754

Here's mine.  Don't y'all get too excited.

Show Image

(http://geekhack.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=10058&stc=1&d=1274119316)

you dye your hair, right*?
because it isn't matching your beard

there is no secret between us now

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: audioave10 on Wed, 04 August 2010, 00:01:32

Now I know who killed the neighbors cat!

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: microsoft windows on Wed, 04 August 2010, 07:04:09

Quote from: ripster;208754

Here's mine.  Don't y'all get too excited.

Show Image

(http://geekhack.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=10058&stc=1&d=1274119316)

You should get some outside time.

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: Shawn Stanford on Wed, 04 August 2010, 14:40:54

Quote from: wellington1869;208726

do you think sex in the 19th century was much different from today?

Nope, I'm pretty sure my Grandma liked it in the pooper...  :biggrin:

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: wellington1869 on Wed, 04 August 2010, 15:31:34

Quote from: Shawn Stanford;209116

Nope, I'm pretty sure my Grandma liked it in the pooper...  :biggrin:

lol! good god.

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: Findecanor on Wed, 04 August 2010, 16:04:41

TMI and DMI, people!

I'm all for a calendar with keyboards.
I don't mind if the model is Richard Stallman even, as long as the keyboards are sexy ...

I think that the calendar should include:
 - Keyboards that a large portion of the membership think look good.
 - Keyboards that are special in some way.

I would like to nominate:
Beautiful keyboards: Sun Type 5 (awful to type on, but it sure looks better than most), the keyboard in Toshiba T5200 laptop (grey keys, Cherry blue switches btw)
Ergonomic keyboards: IBM M15, µTron, Maltron, Kinesis, Datahand
Significant, beautiful vintage keyboards: Any IBM beam-spring keyboard, Symbolics "Space Cadet" keyboard, VT100 terminal keyboard.
Sexy technology: Realforce 101.

Keyboards that I don't want in the calendar
- Any keyboard from Apple. I have only horrid memories from the older ones, and the newer ones are rubber domes.
- Anything by Microsoft. The keys feel horrible, and the company is definitely not sexy.
- IBM Model M, Dell AT101W, because they are too common and therefore not sexy.
- Any IBM 122 key keyboard, because they are so ugly. Sorry.

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: wellington1869 on Wed, 04 August 2010, 16:14:34

(http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/FSA/FSA018/secretary-typing-office_~x29017117.jpg)

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: didjamatic on Wed, 04 August 2010, 16:46:49

I'm cool with Stallman in the calendar, as long as he's got his hair up in a bun vintage style and working it for the camera.

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: didjamatic on Wed, 04 August 2010, 16:56:42

His whirling dervish collections?

(http://www.chictoday.com/daily/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/whirling-dervish.jpeg)

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: washuai on Wed, 04 August 2010, 17:06:44

Ok, some of these are very mildly NSFW, but more pictures involving typewriters (http://my-retrospace.blogspot.com/2010/01/vintage-secretary.html).

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: Rajagra on Wed, 04 August 2010, 17:21:00

Just don't make April's picture the Cherry Corp sales manager.



Which she isn't; just to avoid any confusion.

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: microsoft windows on Wed, 04 August 2010, 17:23:26

(http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/sc/31569807-2-200-0.gif)

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: microsoft windows on Wed, 04 August 2010, 17:28:51

That keyboard ain't lame. It's an On-the-Ball Plus!

Now what do you call that cheap rubber dome keyboard you posted?

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: microsoft windows on Wed, 04 August 2010, 17:32:59

Quote from: ripster;209224

Now we're talking.  Can always count on Raj.

And to keep the momentum going.

Show Image

(http://bulk2.destructoid.com/ul/26456-nerdcore-sexy-video-game-bikinis/nerdcore-022-noscale.jpg)

This one. She oughta get at least a Model M.

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: JBert on Wed, 04 August 2010, 17:48:03

Congratulations, we just hit a new level of insanity.

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: wellington1869 on Wed, 04 August 2010, 17:52:29

Quote from: Rajagra;209221

Just don't make April's picture the Cherry Corp sales manager.

Show Image

(http://geekhack.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=12004)

nice. I'd like that in a 11x17 print.

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: wellington1869 on Wed, 04 August 2010, 18:05:26

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yz_yoraUUvw/RZ_-GXvAs7I/AAAAAAAAAAY/n8RMEUjdk9g/s320/Monkey-typing.jpgp)

type monkey

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: wellington1869 on Wed, 04 August 2010, 18:09:57

(http://data5.blog.de/media/699/3416699_d0f5cb3521_m.jpeg)

she's hired

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: Phaedrus2129 on Wed, 04 August 2010, 18:13:10

(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/216/a/6/keyboardpron_by_Phaedrus2401.jpg)

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: wellington1869 on Wed, 04 August 2010, 18:14:12

Quote from: Phaedrus2129;209250

Show Image

(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/216/a/6/keyboardpron_by_Phaedrus2401.jpg)

lol, now its back on topic ;)

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: wellington1869 on Wed, 04 August 2010, 18:15:05

(http://www.gesticulations.com/public/gallery/Images/fun/vintsec.jpg)

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: clickclack on Thu, 05 August 2010, 00:42:39

Quote from: HaaTa;208736

... Shouldn't be too difficult to round up 365 keyboards.

You rang? ;)
LoLz

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: Shawn Stanford on Thu, 05 August 2010, 20:14:37

gack! Kill it with fire!

Quote from: ripster;209162

well, i would mind if there was a calendar with richard stallman on it.

Show Image

(http://meiobit.com/wp-content/uploads/alan_moore_1.jpg)

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: Shawn Stanford on Thu, 05 August 2010, 20:30:53

Amateurs, I swear...
(http://th06.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2010/143/7/a/keyboard_by_molybdenumgp03.jpg)
(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs30/f/2008/166/8/a/Keyboard_by_SubwaySun.jpg)
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs32/f/2008/205/a/9/Keyboard_by_somethingpictures.jpg)
(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs42/f/2009/061/8/5/GIGO_Butt_Plug___01_by_Bodyartist.jpg)
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs42/f/2009/061/c/e/Self_Programming_Computer___02_by_Bodyartist.jpg)

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: Phaedrus2129 on Thu, 05 August 2010, 21:20:24

^^^ This man wins.

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: wellington1869 on Thu, 05 August 2010, 21:27:22

well I think we've got January covered ;)

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: Phaedrus2129 on Thu, 05 August 2010, 21:35:20

And February, March, April, and May. ;)

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: audioave10 on Thu, 05 August 2010, 21:55:55

Quote from: Phaedrus2129;209250

Show Image

(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/216/a/6/keyboardpron_by_Phaedrus2401.jpg)

I knew someone would fix my picture...thanks.

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: Voixdelion on Fri, 06 August 2010, 07:17:11

Quote from: Shawn Stanford;209116

Nope, I'm pretty sure my Grandma liked it in the pooper...  :biggrin:

I'm sure that is one of the worst things I've ever read here.

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: mart on Fri, 06 August 2010, 07:52:31

(http://katnip.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/typewriter-contortions.jpg)

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: instantkamera on Fri, 06 August 2010, 09:56:57

Quote from: British;208720

Yes please, vintage hot models with vintage keyboards...

Show Image

(http://theinvisibleagent.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/typewriter640328889_1c5fcc9772_o.jpg)

(but without dudes please, and actually sexeh models :pout:)

Hope she doesn't get too close, lest that gnarly 19th century bush she's hiding get tangled up in the typebars.

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: microsoft windows on Fri, 06 August 2010, 12:22:09

So she crapped out a good keyboard?

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: vils on Fri, 06 August 2010, 13:08:50

Quote from: microsoft windows;209229

Show Image

(http://bulk2.destructoid.com/ul/26456-nerdcore-sexy-video-game-bikinis/nerdcore-022-noscale.jpg)

This one. She oughta get at least a Model M.

Those rubber domes turned me off.

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: quadibloc on Sat, 07 August 2010, 21:37:37

Pictures of keyboards with women in various states of undress I can believe.

But with a good quality keyboard - a Model M - now, that's a find I didn't think would be possible.

Title: Geekhack Calendar
Post by: quadibloc on Sat, 07 August 2010, 21:45:55

It took some doing, but I was able to find the source of those last two images:

http://bodyartist.deviantart.com/