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Title: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: kumori on Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:34:23
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In collaboration with the earth, we have made the Grass Deskmat. Featuring a 4m thickness made from the highest quality of grass.
Don't miss out on the freshest deskmat of the year.


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Vendors

NA: KumaMech (https://kumamech.com/products/grass-deskmat)
Other Regions: N/A (cannot ship worldwide due to shipping restrictions)






Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: treeleaf64 on Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:35:15
April fool
Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: Pach on Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:39:41
Quote from: treeleaf64 on Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:35:15
April fool
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Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: hali on Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:40:48
i swear to god if i wake up and my lawn is missing
Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: MoonOperator on Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:41:24
Love to support a local Canadian vendor, count me in!
Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: FishyKeebs on Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:44:32
yes
Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: NovaRMK on Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:45:29
Quote from: Pach on Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:39:41
Quote from: treeleaf64 on Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:35:15
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Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: sub0001 on Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:45:51
Quote from: NovaRMK on Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:45:29
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Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: kumori on Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:51:54
Quote from: hali on Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:40:48
i swear to god if i wake up and my lawn is missing

i was planning to take your grass
sorry
Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: MrBIGEURO on Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:03:15
In before cancellation!
Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: geohammy on Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:03:25
Quote from: sub0001 on Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:45:51
Quote from: NovaRMK on Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:45:29
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Quote from: treeleaf64 on Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:35:15
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Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: Pach on Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:05:32
mow lawn
Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: tr0yr0x on Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:06:42
I like it. I will buy 10 mister kumori.
Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: jubei on Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:07:27
Hi can you please let me know the Pantone or RAL of the darkest green shade. This will be a nice compliment to my iguanas
Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: IMZO on Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:07:39
Dude!
best idea ever, let me grab 15
Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: kumori on Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:09:48
Quote from: jubei on Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:07:27
Hi can you please let me know the Pantone or RAL of the darkest green shade. This will be a nice compliment to my iguanas

sorry we do not color match unfortunately, but we have picked pantone 7733 C for the color ;D
Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: Kwub on Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:11:09
Very nice, always needed more landscape on my desk!
Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: DNWMN on Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:16:41
is this fcfs??
Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: Cubic // esc lab on Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:20:22
any watering instructions?
Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: Extra Fox on Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:22:55
Will this be done with Fawn Fescue or Kentucky Bluegrass.
Also, is it shade tolerant? I live in a basement.
Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: MIGHTY CHICKEN on Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:23:10
dog
Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: kumori on Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:24:43
Quote from: DNWMN on Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:16:41
is this fcfs??

yes, sorry about that
Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: kumori on Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:26:38
Quote from: Extra Fox on Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:22:55
Will this be done with Fawn Fescue or Kentucky Bluegrass.
Also, is it shade tolerant? I live in a basement.

kentucky bluegrass, it is not shade tolerant; you will need to replace it once in a while ;D
Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: halocantkb on Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:37:00
will this be good for my gaming mechanical keyboard and my gaming mouse

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Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: kumori on Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:40:03
Quote from: halocantkb on Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:37:00
will this be good for my gaming mechanical keyboard and my gaming mouse

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yes don't worry (there may be some insects included because i didn't do qc so they may go inside your keyboard)
Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: Nonnegaard on Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:48:28
Quote from: geohammy on Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:03:25
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Quote from: NovaRMK on Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:45:29
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Quote from: treeleaf64 on Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:35:15
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Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: SpicyNodles on Thu, 01 April 2021, 11:00:05
 :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:
Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: jubei on Thu, 01 April 2021, 11:16:48
Quote from: kumori on Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:09:48
Quote from: jubei on Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:07:27
Hi can you please let me know the Pantone or RAL of the darkest green shade. This will be a nice compliment to my iguanas

sorry we do not color match unfortunately, but we have picked pantone 7733 C for the color ;D

Okay, thanks. Iggy (my iguana) should be able to blend in.

Can you please let me know if this is Bermuda or Pensacola? He's allergic to the former and slightly to the latter. Also, is it tapered about 4mm thick or is this only 3mm? That 1mm makes a big difference

Update: Found out its Kentucky. Iggy will be happy.
Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: kumori on Thu, 01 April 2021, 11:35:22
Quote from: jubei on Thu, 01 April 2021, 11:16:48
Quote from: kumori on Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:09:48
Quote from: jubei on Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:07:27
Hi can you please let me know the Pantone or RAL of the darkest green shade. This will be a nice compliment to my iguanas

sorry we do not color match unfortunately, but we have picked pantone 7733 C for the color ;D

Okay, thanks. Iggy (my iguana) should be able to blend in.

Can you please let me know if this is Bermuda or Pensacola? He's allergic to the former and slightly to the latter. Also, is it tapered about 4mm thick or is this only 3mm? That 1mm makes a big difference

Update: Found out its Kentucky. Iggy will be happy.

4m, you can cut the excess off  :D
Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: glibber on Thu, 01 April 2021, 12:19:03
We had some of these on walls for air purification in a city nearby - for 558,000€ total.
Turns out they die when you don't water them and don't purify any air when they're dead.
Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: Havattack on Thu, 01 April 2021, 12:32:12
Will someone just hurry up and go to home depot, get a piece of sod, and make this joke a reality? I want some pics of sod on a desk ASAP!
Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: nepenthe on Thu, 01 April 2021, 12:48:36
Have anything else other than lawn grass ?   :)
Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: kumori on Thu, 01 April 2021, 12:50:40
Quote from: nepenthe on Thu, 01 April 2021, 12:48:36
Have anything else other than lawn grass ?   :)

you can just lawn it off and seed your own grass
Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: sub0001 on Thu, 01 April 2021, 13:11:20
do you know if this is machine washable? I don't wanna worry about spilling coffee on it
Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: Bub on Thu, 01 April 2021, 13:12:32
what if my dog poops on it by accident
Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: kumori on Thu, 01 April 2021, 13:22:31
Quote from: sub0001 on Thu, 01 April 2021, 13:11:20
do you know if this is machine washable? I don't wanna worry about spilling coffee on it

you can just wash it with a hose or leave it outside when it rains and air dry :)
Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: kumori on Thu, 01 April 2021, 13:22:53
Quote from: Bub on Thu, 01 April 2021, 13:12:32
what if my dog poops on it by accident

buy a new one (or just clean it off)
Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: Laur on Thu, 01 April 2021, 13:25:59
Quote from: Nonnegaard on Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:48:28
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Quote from: NovaRMK on Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:45:29
Quote from: Pach on Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:39:41
Quote from: treeleaf64 on Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:35:15
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Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: frostykoala on Thu, 01 April 2021, 13:27:57
Quote from: dudeship on Thu, 01 April 2021, 13:25:59
Quote from: Nonnegaard on Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:48:28
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Quote from: sub0001 on Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:45:51
Quote from: NovaRMK on Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:45:29
Quote from: Pach on Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:39:41
Quote from: treeleaf64 on Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:35:15
April fool
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Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: kumori on Thu, 01 April 2021, 13:33:27
Quote from: frostykoala on Thu, 01 April 2021, 13:27:57
Quote from: dudeship on Thu, 01 April 2021, 13:25:59
Quote from: Nonnegaard on Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:48:28
Quote from: geohammy on Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:03:25
Quote from: sub0001 on Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:45:51
Quote from: NovaRMK on Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:45:29
Quote from: Pach on Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:39:41
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Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: pepeGOD on Thu, 01 April 2021, 13:37:19
I, the Sect leader of the Taobao Sect, approve of this group buy! I shall buy 10 grass mats for my 7 outer disciples, and 3 inner disciples to cultivate the secret arts left by the ancient ancestors of the Taobao Sect, the Razer Green Switch Void Array.
Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: Herothran on Thu, 01 April 2021, 16:18:34
Is there a kit for a small lawnmower or yard decorations? Am I going to have a problem with morning dew on my keyboard?
Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: Bobatype on Thu, 01 April 2021, 16:46:49
Could you consider soft left buffalo grass, or bermuda grass instead?

A grassy wrist rest collab would be nice too.

(Funny enough I bought a coaster made out of astroturf last week)
Title: Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
Post by: hottrout on Fri, 02 April 2021, 04:05:59
Can I have UK ISO Grass added please.