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Title: Forks are improved spoons.
Post by: Oqsy on Thu, 19 August 2010, 02:26:56
Forks are really just spoons that are better for poking foods without making a mess.  I rarely have a reason to use a spoon.  Spoons should all be replaced with forks, and melted down to make new forks... or bicycle frames.  I like bicycles, too.
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Post by: EverythingIBM on Thu, 19 August 2010, 03:17:57
I actually agree, I never use spoons.

You can cut (say pancakes) with forks, they sift unwanted milk from cereal scoops, they're really universal cuttlery.

However, I really disdain chopsticks, I really don't like them.

Another thing that pisses me off is fancy cutlery, different sizes of spoons, forks, sporks, and whatever else. There should just be one size; I prefer smaller forks as my hands are fairly small. They also have to be weighted precisely to how I like them.
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Post by: Lanx on Thu, 19 August 2010, 03:52:31
i remember when i was 10 i saw a pair of japanese chopsticks and wanted to give them a whirl cuz they were pointier and i thought i could be lazy and stab food. Turns out it was more difficult to use than regular chinese chopsticks, i still used them for 4 years cuz i thought they were cool.
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Post by: Jack on Thu, 19 August 2010, 04:03:19
Forks are pretty cool except for cereal because I like a ton of milk in my cereal bites.
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Post by: zmurf on Thu, 19 August 2010, 04:50:53
Sporks FTW! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spork)
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Post by: ch_123 on Thu, 19 August 2010, 05:39:00
Quote from: EverythingIBM;214317
Another thing that pisses me off is fancy cutlery ... They also have to be weighted precisely to how I like them.


*scratches head*
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Post by: vils on Thu, 19 August 2010, 05:49:12
Some fork history (http://leitesculinaria.com/1157/writings-the-uncommon-origins-of-the-common-fork.html) by the brilliant Chad Ward.
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Post by: Lanx on Thu, 19 August 2010, 05:49:31
Quote from: ch_123;214337
*scratches head*


balance in the middle? i've heard something wierd about this.
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Post by: ch_123 on Thu, 19 August 2010, 05:53:40
The argument is invalid, because we all know that the Spork is the Model M of the cutlery world.
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Post by: mike on Thu, 19 August 2010, 06:38:48
Technically forks are improved knives not spoons. Better at passing food to the mouth of course.

I've always found it particularly tedious eating soup with a fork.
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Post by: TexasFlood on Thu, 19 August 2010, 07:55:58
Quote from: mike;214344
Technically forks are improved knives not spoons. Better at passing food to the mouth of course.

I've always found it particularly tedious eating soup with a fork.

That's can be a tough one, especially with soups such as tomato soup.
(http://www-edc.eng.cam.ac.uk/betterdesign/images/rsz_simplicitytop__200.jpg)
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Post by: patrickgeekhack on Thu, 19 August 2010, 09:28:46
Quote from: Oqsy;214306
Forks are really just spoons that are better for poking foods without making a mess.  I rarely have a reason to use a spoon.  Spoons should all be replaced with forks, and melted down to make new forks... or bicycle frames.  I like bicycles, too.

Maybe you don't have a use for spoon because of your culture. But other people do use spoon a lot. I eat rive with a spoon. It's much more effective.

Good luck having soup with a fork.

Personally, I am kind of a social chameleon. I use a knife and fork where western style food is served, a spoon and a fork in some restaurants and at home, chopsticks in Asian restaurants, and my fingers in Indian restaurants.
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Post by: wellington1869 on Thu, 19 August 2010, 09:41:22
i use spoons for cereal and soup, but thats about it.

i use a fork with oatmeal.  i use a fork with yogurt too.  

maybe sporks are a good compromise? we could get rid of the entire forks-n-spoons market and only manufacture sporks.
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Post by: patrickgeekhack on Thu, 19 August 2010, 09:48:43
Quote from: wellington1869;214404

maybe sporks are a good compromise? we could get rid of the entire forks-n-spoons market and only manufacture sporks.


What will you do when you need to use both a fork and a spoon? :-)
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Post by: microsoft windows on Thu, 19 August 2010, 09:50:57
I'm actually pretty heavy on the spoon. I use it for most things except meat.
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Post by: HaaTa on Thu, 19 August 2010, 11:36:43
Quote from: ripster;214411
Knives and chopsticks.


Great combo, until you realize that those who've truly mastered chopsticks don't need a knife to cut their food...
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Post by: microsoft windows on Thu, 19 August 2010, 11:37:40
Why bother with chopsticks when using silverware's easier? And besides, chopsticks are weird.
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Post by: Lanx on Thu, 19 August 2010, 11:53:00
Quote from: HaaTa;214472
Great combo, until you realize that those who've truly mastered chopsticks don't need a knife to cut their food...

pretty sure my 99 year old grandma whose used chopsticks everyday for 98years couldn't use it to cut a steak.(and yes she's had steak)
Quote from: microsoft windows;214474
Why bother with chopsticks when using silverware's easier? And besides, chopsticks are weird.

anything you do w/ a fork you can do w/ a chopstick and vice, versa. i've eaten noodles/ramen w/ both a fork and chopsticks, i prefer to use chopsticks w/ this foodsource. While i've also done the same w/ spaghetti and using a fork and chopsticks, but for that i prefer to use a fork. My fiance will only prefer to have chopsticks w/ any noodle shaped food.

Can't cook w/ a fork tho, but can w/ chopsticks.

quite adept at both instruments, i don't use my chopsticks like a foreigner does, and i don't use a fork like a barbarian does with the thumb facing the fork portion.
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Post by: itlnstln on Thu, 19 August 2010, 12:01:34
I sense a little relapse in one of our members.
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Post by: itlnstln on Thu, 19 August 2010, 12:06:18
I figured as much when I read all of those threads this morning.
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Post by: microsoft windows on Thu, 19 August 2010, 12:12:43
Quote from: Lanx;214485
pretty sure my 99 year old grandma whose used chopsticks everyday for 98years couldn't use it to cut a steak.(and yes she's had steak)

anything you do w/ a fork you can do w/ a chopstick and vice, versa. i've eaten noodles/ramen w/ both a fork and chopsticks, i prefer to use chopsticks w/ this foodsource. While i've also done the same w/ spaghetti and using a fork and chopsticks, but for that i prefer to use a fork. My fiance will only prefer to have chopsticks w/ any noodle shaped food.

Can't cook w/ a fork tho, but can w/ chopsticks.

quite adept at both instruments, i don't use my chopsticks like a foreigner does, and i don't use a fork like a barbarian does with the thumb facing the fork portion.


But doing stuff with forks, knives, and spoons is a million times easier than doing it with stupid little sticks.
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Post by: Lanx on Thu, 19 August 2010, 12:47:31
Quote from: microsoft windows;214506
But doing stuff with forks, knives, and spoons is a million times easier than doing it with stupid little sticks.

This argument is only valid if you cannot follow steps 1-3 on the back of most chopsticks.
for the sake of easyness i'll do a ripster.
(http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/1254/chopstickdosanddonts.jpg) (http://img32.imageshack.us/i/chopstickdosanddonts.jpg/)
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Post by: patrickgeekhack on Thu, 19 August 2010, 13:04:48
Quote from: microsoft windows;214506
But doing stuff with forks, knives, and spoons is a million times easier than doing it with stupid little sticks.


Because you don't know how to use them?
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Post by: microsoft windows on Thu, 19 August 2010, 13:05:43
You see, forks don't have a learning curve unless you're retarded or have no hands.
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Post by: Ekaros on Thu, 19 August 2010, 13:16:36
Quote from: zmurf;214333
Sporks FTW! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spork)

Why have only one when you can have both too! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lusikkahaarukka)
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Post by: patrickgeekhack on Thu, 19 August 2010, 13:24:16
I think it's time for me to leave this thread. We are getting nowhere :-) The fun is over now.
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Post by: wellington1869 on Thu, 19 August 2010, 14:32:10
Quote from: itlnstln;214492
I sense a little relapse in one of our members.


is it a sensitive member?
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Post by: itlnstln on Thu, 19 August 2010, 14:35:41
If you rub him hard enough, he just spouts off all over the place.
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Post by: EverythingIBM on Thu, 19 August 2010, 14:40:18
Quote from: ch_123;214342
The argument is invalid, because we all know that the Spork is the Model M of the cutlery world.


And the fork is the Model F of cuttlery. Fork even starts with F.

Quote from: TexasFlood;214355
That's can be a tough one, especially with soups such as tomato soup.


Coincidentally, I actually don't like tomato soup... I don't like soup at all actually, unless there's bread or something.

Quote from: wellington1869;214404
i use spoons for cereal and soup, but thats about it.

i use a fork with oatmeal.  i use a fork with yogurt too.  

maybe sporks are a good compromise? we could get rid of the entire forks-n-spoons market and only manufacture sporks.


Sporks aren't good judging by how they look. Essentially they are just preforated spoons.

Forks still win.

I propose a challenge:

#1 Try eating meals for a week with only a spoon
#2 Try eating meals for the next week with only a fork.

We shall see which is better. Oh and on the third week you can try a spork if you're really crazy.
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Post by: wellington1869 on Thu, 19 August 2010, 15:04:26
Quote from: itlnstln;214596
If you rub him hard enough, he just spouts off all over the place.


:) thank you

[i also would have accepted a simple "I've got your sensitive member right here!]
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Post by: itlnstln on Thu, 19 August 2010, 15:05:59
Quote from: wellington1869;214624

[i also would have accepted a simple "I've got your sensitive member right here!]


My GF wouldn't.  I'm ItlnStln; built to last.
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Post by: ricercar on Thu, 19 August 2010, 15:27:48
no, did you?
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Post by: Ekaros on Thu, 19 August 2010, 15:38:07
I still think luha > spork...
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Post by: Konrad on Fri, 20 August 2010, 02:18:04
I've always preferred the Knork (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knork) myself. A superior implement in the hands of a master, especially when cutting the aforementioned pancakes or steaks. It's all you need.
 
If one Knork is as useful as two chopsticks, then double-Knorking is just plain awesome!
 
It's ridiculous to use cutlery on stuff like soup. Just drink it. Actually it's ridiculous to eat soup at all. Either way, spoons serve no useful purpose except for perhaps carving pumpkins for annual holidays.
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Post by: Findecanor on Fri, 20 August 2010, 03:51:48
There was this guy on a food show on Discovery Channel that had built his own utensil, which he called "The Utensil". It combined a spoon, fork, knife and drinking straw all into one.
Perhaps it had more functions than this... Bottle opener would have been handy also.
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Post by: Konrad on Fri, 20 August 2010, 03:57:21
I'm sure rip'll be along any second with a nice picture of a Swiss Army Knork-Spork
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Post by: Oqsy on Thu, 13 October 2011, 13:32:33
OP doesn't mind. Also, surely its a bit late ;)
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Post by: Urglifast on Thu, 13 October 2011, 13:43:24
i eat my carne asada fries with chopsticks, it's just easier
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Post by: Urglifast on Thu, 13 October 2011, 13:49:22
Quote from: ripster;430304
Now I'm hungry.

you're the jerk that got me thinking about carne asada fries.  so, you're one to talk.
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Post by: Urglifast on Thu, 13 October 2011, 14:00:34
Quote from: ripster;430315
I say school lunch and you think carne asada fries?

You must live in a different part of town.

ha! not quite, i just don't eat much food that isn't ethnic in some way.
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Post by: Ekaros on Thu, 13 October 2011, 14:12:14
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/Luha.jpg)
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Post by: neo on Thu, 13 October 2011, 14:50:35
Only try to realize the truth... There is no spoon.
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Post by: neo on Thu, 13 October 2011, 14:53:18
Quote from: ripster;430358
I don't believe that Chosen One crap.
Good for you.
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Post by: Konrad on Fri, 14 October 2011, 21:23:53
Quote from: ripster;430146
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lol, 14 months ... record time, Rip.
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Post by: AvenZerg on Sat, 15 October 2011, 12:56:39
i HATE (with a passion) fancy cutlery.. especially the ones that use more then 1 type of material.. say plastic handle with a metal fork or spoon.. hate em..
wtf is a spork? please don't flame me for what i am about to say but that MUST be an american invention lmao!
i have no problem with spoons actually..
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Post by: sinis on Sat, 15 October 2011, 13:03:30
Yeah and knifes are improved swords. No really! Its cuz the tables tended to get too big with all this swords on a them. And small table family dinner ended in family slaughter. So the knife was born. haha
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Post by: AvenZerg on Sat, 15 October 2011, 13:23:14
lol nice trolling lmao
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Post by: Oqsy on Sat, 15 October 2011, 14:11:19
read the OP, sir.
also look at the date, and compare it to other polls being created around that time...
The revival of this troll poll was brought to you by the #1 Keyboard Expert on the Planet.  He's also become the #1 Flamed for Thread Necro-ing, #1 Flamed for Lego Pics,#1 Flamed for Ping! Tolerance, and the #1 Flamed for Filco Fanboi-ism.  I hope he has a big trophy case!
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Post by: sinis on Sat, 15 October 2011, 14:40:42
lol you are right in either way.
Some threads, however, necroing is no crime. like this one. (http://geekhack.org/showthread.php?4096-Keyboard-pics) so much awesome pictures. fun to watch!

i had a good laugh here
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Post by: Konrad on Sat, 15 October 2011, 19:59:03
Quote from: ripster;431469
If you ever need to reach me again I'm in my subforum.

I'm only let out for good behavior.
Well, since you're begging and seem lonely, sure I'll visit your subforum.

Er ... where is it?  The last time I hung around here everybody was screaming about ping.
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Post by: Lanx on Sat, 15 October 2011, 20:32:55
Quote from: Oqsy;431832
read the OP, sir.
also look at the date, and compare it to other polls being created around that time...
The revival of this troll poll was brought to you by the #1 Keyboard Expert on the Planet.  He's also become the #1 Flamed for Thread Necro-ing, #1 Flamed for Lego Pics,#1 Flamed for Ping! Tolerance, and the #1 Flamed for Filco Fanboi-ism.  I hope he has a big trophy case!
Don't talk bad about "it", "it" will report you and you'll be banned, i know, i made the list.
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Post by: Oqsy on Sat, 15 October 2011, 21:36:05
Ripster, I set you up for the T-ball trophy bit.  Oh well, I'll try again later.
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Post by: Konrad on Sun, 16 October 2011, 19:20:23
Oh, lol, sig link.  I kinda routinely autoignored it, looks kinda spammy.  Just curious, where do I go to get the other 5% of my Keyboard Questions Answered?
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Post by: Konrad on Mon, 17 October 2011, 22:46:22
No thanx, I haven't visited deskthority in a long time and plan to never do so.  The keyboard oracle was a little too offensive and arrogant for my tastes.