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Title: Red Dwarf
Post by: SirClickAlot on Wed, 25 August 2010, 14:32:09

Anybody know the series?

Excellent stuff.....

Regards.

Title: Red Dwarf
Post by: Mercen_505 on Wed, 25 August 2010, 14:45:07

Smeg heads 4 life, yo.

Title: Red Dwarf
Post by: SirClickAlot on Wed, 25 August 2010, 14:55:40

Cat: What, am I the only sane one here? Why don't we drop the defensive shields?
Kryten: A superlative suggestion, sir, with just two minor flaws. One: we don't have any defensive shields. And two: we don't have any defensive shields. Now I realise that, technically speaking, that's only one flaw; but I thought it was such a big one, it was worth mentioning twice.

Title: Red Dwarf
Post by: Findecanor on Wed, 25 August 2010, 15:35:03

There is Kristine Kochanski ...

Title: Red Dwarf
Post by: chimera15 on Wed, 25 August 2010, 15:59:48

The first Kochanski is the only one I care about.  This series is great for the first 3-4 season, then starts sucking hard.  The last season was sad, bunch of old dudes trying way too hard to be funny and relevant.  Was depressing.

(http://www.reddwarf.co.uk/database/personnel/images/KochanskiA1.jpg)

She was smeggin hot, no other one after was any good compared to her.

Already had a pole done on another forum apparently:
http://www.altnation.com/forums/junk-talk/124393-clare-grogan-chloe-anett.html (http://www.altnation.com/forums/junk-talk/124393-clare-grogan-chloe-anett.html)

(http://mono.whatevz.net/images/Red_DwarfOF3lnc.jpg)

Title: Red Dwarf
Post by: Rajagra on Wed, 25 August 2010, 16:14:15

Quote from: ripster;216569

Maybe it was the, uh, low budget effects...

Never! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa_gZ_7sdZg)

"Step up to red alert."
"Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb."

Title: Red Dwarf
Post by: itlnstln on Wed, 25 August 2010, 16:17:46

Quote from: chimera15;216609

She was smeggin hot, no other one after was any good compared to her.

Already had a pole done on another forum apparently

I was very disappointed to see that "pole" was just a typo.

Title: Red Dwarf
Post by: chimera15 on Wed, 25 August 2010, 16:36:47

Quote from: ripster;216622

The guy on the right looks like Obama sneaking a smoke in the Rose Garden

The guy on the right? lol

Title: Red Dwarf
Post by: SirClickAlot on Thu, 26 August 2010, 02:17:29

Kryten: "Pub." Ah, yes: a meeting place where people attempt to achieve advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks.

That one made me think of This one :
"Reality is just an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol...."

It's funny how stepping out of the box and turning the box upside down makes it funny....
Hey, that's funny^2!
Now it's funny^3!
...
BLEEP
System reset due to funny iteration count exceeding MAXINT.

Title: Red Dwarf
Post by: Konrad on Sun, 12 September 2010, 18:28:31

Quote from: chimera15;216637

The guy on the right? lol

+1 lol - the total cast is exactly 5 people, give or take a couple as the seasons roll on.
 
Fine appreciation of the subtleties of diliberately low-budget BBC humour is an acquired taste, but one that is well worth cultivating.
Of course, some North Americans have a bit of a head start. :canada:
 
:first: Red Dwarf, Monty Python, Fawlty Towers
:second: Benny Hill, Doctor Who (1st, 2nd, and 4th Doctors from Seasons 1-6 and 12-18; all of the rest is ****)
:third: ... many other britcoms which I never watch 'cuz they all r teh suXors
 

Quote from: Red Dwarf

(ship rocks violently from a meteor impact)
LISTER: Is there any damage?
HOLLY: I don't know. The damage-report machine's been damaged.