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Title: Stupid Fruit Sales and probably dumb secrets for the future
Post by: pears on Thu, 13 April 2023, 19:44:00
Dip Dop Dap Dep Dup

The first person sends a message to zearoh (https://geekhack.org/index.php?action=profile;u=39769) and offers to pay him what they think the cap is worth along with getting a response, can win one of these that he made for me. Whether or not you actually pay him is up to you. This sale will be complete after 1 person wins.

(https://i.imgur.com/h0xwqqF.png)

:)

Sales

2025/01/01 TORT REFORM
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--> https://forms.gle/WLKurd6W2AcfNmV16 (https://forms.gle/WLKurd6W2AcfNmV16) <--

(https://i.imgur.com/oQZPASr.png)

The first person to enter before 2300 EST on 2025/01/01 auto-wins AND I'll actually look at your preference

2024/10/20 Blue Alert R2
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https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdqjjNqjDWAoB6VgOmSwuk2KFu44QoKItPtmASq38JZ7uusCw/viewform

2024/01/25 Skill Sale
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A skill based sale where you enter by playing the game I made and submitting your score as entry. Top X scores that accepted the disclaimer get an invoice.
https://badproduce.itch.io/new-sale-lol

2023/04/20 Sale
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Hello, the dumbest of pears from Stupid Fruit here with a new sale to get ready for next week! I am currently looking to sell this set of 4/20 inspired keycaps (it is weed colors hehe) that I made. If you would like to enter, please comment below to show your interest and on 4/20/2023 at 4:20pm EST I will tally up all the entries and pick a winner by RNG. Your chances increase by not telling anyone about this post btw. While a funny comment won't increase your chances, it will at least make me laugh.

The set includes:
1 MX stem Craglus
1 MX stem Yaatana
1 Yaatana block print (the one pictured is kinda poo so I'll probably put a nicer looking one in the package)
3 stickers!

(https://i.imgur.com/O5oc6A3.jpg)

The price for this set will be $8.40 + shipping ($5 or something like that). Also because I am really bad at shipping, please have a US proxy I can send it to if you are not in CONUS.

Thanks for stopping by! Also my IG (https://instagram.com/stupidfruitcaps) has better pics of the caps.

<3 pears

Title: Re: 4/20 Sale!
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Mon, 17 April 2023, 10:51:26
Approval bump :thumb:
Title: Re: 4/20 Sale!
Post by: Hoobreezy on Mon, 17 April 2023, 19:47:50
hello pears this is me showing my interest and now i am interested
Title: Re: 4/20 Sale!
Post by: Doubleuone on Tue, 18 April 2023, 08:56:55
I am expressing my interest in your keycaps. Please give weeb caps thank you.
Title: Re: 4/20 Sale!
Post by: Zephyrz on Tue, 18 April 2023, 19:00:00
Hello there. I would like one of your finest artisan keycaps.
Title: Re: 4/20 Sale!
Post by: awry on Tue, 18 April 2023, 19:55:07
Hi! I would like one of your keycaps please!
Title: Re: 4/20 Sale!
Post by: awry on Tue, 18 April 2023, 20:34:55
Count me in please! Not sure which reply works. Been ages since I posted something here.
Title: Re: 4/20 Sale!
Post by: babuan on Tue, 18 April 2023, 20:58:24
me me me me me!
Title: Re: 4/20 Sale!
Post by: Leir on Wed, 19 April 2023, 12:02:17
Uncle this one can dapao for me thanks
Title: Re: 4/20 Sale!
Post by: Rob27shred on Wed, 19 April 2023, 14:20:06
Nice, count me as interested!
Title: Re: 4/20 Sale!
Post by: izzzzzza on Wed, 19 April 2023, 15:35:56
What do you call someone with two spliffs?

Double jointed.
Title: Re: 4/20 Sale!
Post by: Qwapa on Wed, 19 April 2023, 20:45:40
Hello pears, I am attempting to express my interest. I very much so enjoy your artisan keycaps and would love more toilet creatures or even a master oogway. Artisan prints are great too
Title: Re: 4/20 Sale!
Post by: Morbii on Thu, 20 April 2023, 00:43:15
I’ll have some of your finest dank artisans
Title: Re: 4/20 Sale!
Post by: pears on Thu, 20 April 2023, 18:30:36
Oke well I'll figure out how to RNG this and let the person who wins know

Proud of all you internet sleuths who made it here
Title: Re: 4/20 Sale!
Post by: LightningXI on Thu, 20 April 2023, 20:49:48
does this still count as an entry or is it over?

I hereby express interest
Title: Re: 4/20 Sale!
Post by: oneattwo on Fri, 21 April 2023, 05:53:00
what Lightning said - but even later. i'll take that flambert pls. ty

p.s. wah lau eh! gh oso want to play-play siah. enuff USBMXTKL for today - i'm going back to your OFans. :kek:

well played sir, well played. wassa fun. thanks!

p.p.s. idk / drmb wtf my account name here is. welp - will find out soon!
Title: Re: 4/20 Sale!
Post by: izzzzzza on Sat, 22 April 2023, 23:46:25
Hey so any news on the winner?
Title: Re: Stupid Fruit Sales and probably dumb secrets for the future
Post by: pears on Sun, 23 April 2023, 16:43:03
Hey so any news on the winner?

Yes, news is in main post
Title: Re: Stupid Fruit Sales and probably dumb secrets for the future
Post by: pears on Sat, 27 January 2024, 19:26:43
I forgot that I had a new sale. You've got like 1.5 hours from this post to enter. Thanks :)

https://badproduce.itch.io/new-sale-lol
Title: Re: Stupid Fruit Sales and probably dumb secrets for the future
Post by: Rob27shred on Sun, 28 January 2024, 06:35:02
Love the format pears! :thumb:
Title: Re: Stupid Fruit Sales and probably dumb secrets for the future
Post by: eggplanthero on Wed, 19 June 2024, 22:46:06
hello pears ;D
Title: Re: Stupid Fruit Sales and probably dumb secrets for the future
Post by: pears on Thu, 20 June 2024, 06:19:21
hello pears ;D

new phone who dis
Title: Re: Stupid Fruit Sales and probably dumb secrets for the future
Post by: pears on Tue, 08 October 2024, 14:29:46
Just make stuff y'know
Title: Re: Stupid Fruit Sales and probably dumb secrets for the future
Post by: LightningXI on Tue, 08 October 2024, 14:38:19
Just make stuff y'know
Yeah just make it
Title: Re: Stupid Fruit Sales and probably dumb secrets for the future
Post by: 3tonjack on Fri, 15 November 2024, 14:27:26
Pears casting?
Title: Re: Stupid Fruit Sales and probably dumb secrets for the future
Post by: pears on Fri, 15 November 2024, 15:57:03
Pears casting?

Honored to get a message from you that is from your desktop and not your phone  :thumb:
Title: Re: TORT REFORM
Post by: pears on Wed, 01 January 2025, 20:54:34
TORT REFORM
Title: Re: Stupid Fruit Sales and probably dumb secrets for the future
Post by: Wheat on Fri, 03 January 2025, 10:58:21
10/10 would eat