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Title: Zucc vs Musk cagematch
Post by: noisyturtle on Thu, 22 June 2023, 20:09:04
As much as I am looking forward to seeing them both get punched in the face, what an absolute embarrassment. You already have a billion $$ what the **** do you have to prove to anyone? It is so childish and undignified, but what do yall think?

Any other billionaires you'd like to see smash each other's faces in?
Title: Re: Zucc vs Musk cagematch
Post by: Rhienfo on Thu, 22 June 2023, 23:54:09
Wait what is this, I thought you were just lying when I first heard this, are they actually fighting???
Title: Re: Zucc vs Musk cagematch
Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 23 June 2023, 00:30:38
No we absolutely live in the worst timeline. Well 2nd worst next to the Universe where humans **** live spiders, but weirdly not as nice as the Global Brain Parasite Universe.
https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2023/06/23/dana-white-says-elon-musk-mark-zuckerberg-are-absolutely-dead-serious-about-cage-match (https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2023/06/23/dana-white-says-elon-musk-mark-zuckerberg-are-absolutely-dead-serious-about-cage-match)
Title: Re: Zucc vs Musk cagematch
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 23 June 2023, 01:21:36
Elon's got pretty big arms,  if it was strictly aggression, I think Elon would win with some training.

I'm more worried about Elon having a heart attack though, he's gotten very dough-y.
Title: Re: Zucc vs Musk cagematch
Post by: Rhienfo on Fri, 23 June 2023, 04:09:39
Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 23 June 2023, 01:21:36
Elon's got pretty big arms,  if it was strictly aggression, I think Elon would win with some training.

I'm more worried about Elon having a heart attack though, he's gotten very dough-y.

I feel like elon would be perfectly capable to win a fight like that, but then dip last minute even though he could win.
Title: Re: Zucc vs Musk cagematch
Post by: Findecanor on Fri, 23 June 2023, 06:18:41
Just because these two have the most punchable faces in the tech world does not mean that I necessarily would enjoy actually seeing them being punched.
Title: Re: Zucc vs Musk cagematch
Post by: Leslieann on Fri, 23 June 2023, 15:06:45
Quote from: Findecanor on Fri, 23 June 2023, 06:18:41
Just because these two have the most punchable faces in the tech world does not mean that I necessarily would enjoy actually seeing them being punched.

But you might...
It's a chance I'm willing to take.
Title: Re: Zucc vs Musk cagematch
Post by: noisyturtle on Sun, 25 June 2023, 00:42:42
Honestly my money would be on Zuckerberg. I think he would train like a weird reptilian machine, and already has some existing deep-seeded issues about having to prove himself as a human man. Elon wouldn't take it as seriously, or get distracted by his other duties, and walk in there doughy and unprepared and get wrecked.
Title: Re: Zucc vs Musk cagematch
Post by: Rhienfo on Sun, 25 June 2023, 01:16:20
Quote from: noisyturtle on Sun, 25 June 2023, 00:42:42
Honestly my money would be on Zuckerberg. I think he would train like a weird reptilian machine, and already has some existing deep-seeded issues about having to prove himself as a human man. Elon wouldn't take it as seriously, or get distracted by his other duties, and walk in there doughy and unprepared and get wrecked.

also zuckerberg is also a lot younger than elon, that's a pretty big advantage (also being non-human is a big advantage as well XD)