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Title: Important question that keeps me up at night.
Post by: CaesarAZealad on Fri, 07 July 2023, 14:25:14
Who would win in a street brawl, the international keyboard community or every furry on the North American continent?

There's a lot of Keyboard nerds, but beyond touch typing they have no inherent combat skills, where as the NA furries have access to padded armor with their fursuits, and have a better chance of being an organized force due to them commonly being found in the upper echelons of society such as the military, their shared language, and being the secret cabal that runs the world

Title: Re: Important question that keeps me up at night.
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 07 July 2023, 14:33:24
If they keep their fur suits on, they might be padded, but their endurance will be greatly reduced by overheating.
Title: Re: Important question that keeps me up at night.
Post by: ItIsWritten on Fri, 07 July 2023, 15:09:58
And they can't see ****. Even unarmed they wouldn't frighten me.

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Title: Re: Important question that keeps me up at night.
Post by: LavenderB on Fri, 07 July 2023, 16:07:28
I get the impression that most furries are only really active online and don't actually own fursuits or participate in furry conventions and such. If that is indeed the case, I assume the average furry is about as physically capable as the average keyboard enthusiast, so it would all come down to who has more fighters, and to be honest I think there might be more furries in North America than people who consider themselves a part of the keyboard community.
Title: Re: Important question that keeps me up at night.
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 07 July 2023, 19:44:30
I get the impression that most furries are only really active online and don't actually own fursuits or participate in furry conventions and such. If that is indeed the case, I assume the average furry is about as physically capable as the average keyboard enthusiast, so it would all come down to who has more fighters, and to be honest I think there might be more furries in North America than people who consider themselves a part of the keyboard community.

Next-time at the keyboard meet up, everyone takes a fitness survey,  randomly choose 10 individuals at the end of the day for a fitness exam.

Then we'll have a crossover member, who's also a furry/keebr' apply it at their next meet up.
Title: Re: Important question that keeps me up at night.
Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 07 July 2023, 21:03:55
fighting is gay
Title: Re: Important question that keeps me up at night.
Post by: fohat.digs on Fri, 07 July 2023, 21:24:50
Fighting is for animals.
Title: Re: Important question that keeps me up at night.
Post by: Rhienfo on Fri, 07 July 2023, 22:43:16
There would definitely be a lot more furries even in NA,, than the keyboard community internationally, the larger number would probably win in that fight. Also this assumes every keyboard nerd can touch type, which from personal experience isn't true lol.
Title: Re: Important question that keeps me up at night.
Post by: CaesarAZealad on Sat, 08 July 2023, 08:54:13
fighting is gay
Tsun Tzu said that, and I think he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do pal because he invented it!
I get the impression that most furries are only really active online and don't actually own fursuits or participate in furry conventions and such. If that is indeed the case, I assume the average furry is about as physically capable as the average keyboard enthusiast, so it would all come down to who has more fighters, and to be honest I think there might be more furries in North America than people who consider themselves a part of the keyboard community.

Next-time at the keyboard meet up, everyone takes a fitness survey,  randomly choose 10 individuals at the end of the day for a fitness exam.

Then we'll have a crossover member, who's also a furry/keebr' apply it at their next meet up.


Espionage, interesting. It might just work.
Title: Re: Important question that keeps me up at night.
Post by: fohat.digs on Sat, 08 July 2023, 09:06:04

he invented it!


Fighting has existed since creatures became mobile.

A book that was brilliantly encouraging - until Trumpism and the MAGA movement came along - is  https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/11107244-the-better-angels-of-our-nature (https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/11107244-the-better-angels-of-our-nature)

Personally, I legitmately hold a black belt but have never fought anyone against his/her will.
Title: Re: Important question that keeps me up at night.
Post by: CaesarAZealad on Sat, 08 July 2023, 10:23:22
I was just quoting meet the soldier : P