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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: EverythingIBM on Mon, 18 October 2010, 18:16:46

Title: Mustache styling
Post by: EverythingIBM on Mon, 18 October 2010, 18:16:46: I found this funny mustache chart and wanted to know if anyone around here has a particular mustache style, I myself do not have a mustache or any facial hair. Call me mr. plain if you want. I like pure white walls, plain beige computers, and a plain face.
(http://catieintheokc.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/mustache-choices.jpg)

I know what you're all thinking when you see the toothbrush mustache...
Title: Mustache styling
Post by: instantkamera on Tue, 19 October 2010, 07:01:25: Quote from: EverythingIBM;235662
Call me mr. plain if you want. I like pure white walls, plain beige computers, and a plain face.

Don't you sound like an exciting lay ... :rolleyes:
Title: Mustache styling
Post by: Rajagra on Tue, 19 October 2010, 07:52:56: Facial hair is illogical...

...unless you are evil!
Title: Mustache styling
Post by: itlnstln on Tue, 19 October 2010, 07:57:39: Says the man who needs a shave...
Title: Mustache styling
Post by: Rajagra on Tue, 19 October 2010, 07:58:44: And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you pesky kids!
Title: Mustache styling
Post by: ch_123 on Tue, 19 October 2010, 17:00:42: Quote from: instantkamera;235838
Don't you sound like an exciting lay ... :rolleyes:

Nonsense, this man has it down to a fine art. (http://geekhack.org/showpost.php?p=194574&postcount=46)
Title: Mustache styling
Post by: unicomp on Tue, 19 October 2010, 17:18:22: I must admit having somewhat of an admiration for the beards and moustaches that are presented in the Beard and Moustache Championships. I don't really see that sporting such a fine set of moustaches would be befitting of a person of my age or position in society, besides, I feel that they would get in the way and cause untold problems in day-to-day life. It seems to be somewhat of a rare occasion that I happen upon a fellow whose facial hair leaves me awestruck, I am unsure as to whether this is a new observation or whether this general decline has been going on for a while.

With reference to the other topic of this thread, I have heard, not first person I might add, that during that act of copulation it is common for EIBM to make 'click' and 'clack' sounds during his oscillations; some argue that this is due to a life of basement dwelling that has impregnated his brain with the familiar tones that emanate from his beloved keyboard (perhaps he has been rehearsing with the board itself, however we are really onto wild speculation here).
Title: Mustache styling
Post by: instantkamera on Wed, 20 October 2010, 07:52:58: Quote from: ch_123;236110
Nonsense, this man has it down to a fine art. (http://geekhack.org/showpost.php?p=194574&postcount=46)

It appears EIBM will never procreate. I'll allow it.
Title: Mustache styling
Post by: elservo on Wed, 20 October 2010, 14:09:40: Spock's goatee looks real until you notice all the double sided tape stuck to his chin.

If I were to grow a mustache, I'd go Walrus, but that's only because I think everything said through a walrus mustache is 90 percent funnier, and 12 percent more intimidating.