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Title: We's prolly spad00dled..
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 06 March 2026, 10:51:53
So..... ssss.. it's quite clear what them epsteezzfills were all bout, and woot were behind it, it were a joint (iA + m055sde operatn'.

The problem now is, the state department is so packed full of ignorant m0rnz, that we went into Irento with NO PLAN..


It's likely we'll see i5r  eel,  do another 9 elebn' fal5e f1ag on us, Tp4 would avoid goin' 2  NY( or LA. 
 
It probably won't wurk though.


Right now, even if we did fully mobilize ground troobz, every body, it would come out at most 500,000, they would all be dead in 6 months.


Remember, they have a 1 - 1.5,000,000 men army,  To counter, we need realistically, 3-4.5 mil of our own. 


Americans as they are today, even if we were hit by 9elebn false frag,  Tp4 would suspect most draftable meatbags would flee to me><ico,(anadia 


Now, here's the thing, IF we can't do this, and Irento doesn't let up, which they've already professed they would not. It's all FULL ON from here.

I5 ree11 now faces an existential-moment,   which means,   they would HAVE TO, use them tacti(oot nvoops.


GG Human kind,



Tp4 were just sent back from dat-WALL, (anadia is frozen, they are a people with no drive to excell/confront/compete, reason being, it's too cold, and so the personality that has persisted there is, DOCILE.




Title: Re: We's prolly spad00dled..
Post by: fohat.digs on Fri, 06 March 2026, 10:57:11
Your return fills us with hope.
Title: Re: We's prolly spad00dled..
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Fri, 06 March 2026, 11:15:37
Your return fills us with hope.


I am genuinely glad to see a new tp4 ****post

Welcome back TP
Title: Re: We's prolly spad00dled..
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 06 March 2026, 11:19:30
The Wall, (anadia, was very cold.

You go there if you want to retire, or if Zombies happened.  Projected project cost were 37Mil, They got coldfeet, sent Tp4 back, kekekeke.

Title: Re: We's prolly spad00dled..
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 06 March 2026, 15:14:07
Ah, poots,  it's up to 5 jets now?

How are they losing these so fast.