This Has Been A Test Of The Keymergency Clackcast System.
This Was Only A Test.
The Clackcasters
Of Your Area
In Voluntary
Cooperation With
Local, State, National, And International
Commissioned Enthusiasts
Have Developed This
System To Keep You
Informed In The
Event Of A
Keymergency.
If This
Had Been An Actual
Keymergency, The
Attention Signal You
Just Witnessed Would
Have Been Followed
By Official
Butthurtness,
Screaming,
F5 Destruction,
Hot Flashes, And
quickly closed pr0n windows.
This Concludes The
Test Of The
Keymergency Clackcast
System.