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Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: luoshuiyu on Tue, 30 November 2010, 03:48:01
If I were the President of the United States, I would perform the following reforms.

First, fully withdraw our troops from Iraq,. I would command the soldiers to return home before Christmas. Their mothers and fathers are eagerly waiting for them to come back and to have the whole family share the Christmas dinner together again.    


Second, I would concentrate on the financial crisis. The rich must help the poor. When the economic situation improves, wealthy enterprises and individuals would be compensated for their help under the supervision of the people and participation of the state. I hope that come next Christmas, everyone could enjoy a delicious turkey on their Christmas table.

Third, I would abolish irrational spending. Especially anything on Apple. Not only are the wage earners reluctant to buy products, but the students who don’t have so much money in the first place are going on Ebay and Lightinthebox to buy supercheap Chinese smart phones. If it was me, I would feel embarrassed. Since I cannot control the markets, I would just get rid of this and other dominating brands.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: kill will on Tue, 30 November 2010, 04:03:25
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Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: iMav on Tue, 30 November 2010, 10:46:13
Holy crap!  I hope you are never president.  (I guess you would be a dictator with that power)

If I could mold the government, I'd rectify the excesses of our federal government and reign it back in.  Specifically, I'd do the following:

Repeal the 17th ammendment - US Senators are meant to represent the state governments and should be elected by and report to the state legislatures.  These massive state-wide elections wasting millions of dollars need to stop.  And senators need to do their job and represent their state government interests...  not investigate baseball, school lunches, entertain celebrities, etc.  Ridiculous.

Slash the size of the Federal Government - Because a need exist doesn't mean it is the federal government's job to fulfill it.  Retirement, health care, unemployment subsidies, education, etc, etc should be handled at the state and local level.  The federal government should be limited to national defense and inter-state commerce.  I would eliminate the majority of the federal government as well as put a cap on how long Congress is in session.  When state legislatures are in session, the US Senators should be THERE, not in DC.  When they are in DC, they should stay in a barracks and NOT set up residence.  Same with US Representatives.  Spend the time in your home districts when not in DC (and stay in those same barracks when Congress is in session).

Get rid of the Federal Income Tax - Get rid of this tax and dismantle the huge infrastructure (IRS) that is needed to manage it.  Go with either a MODEST national sales tax (my preference) or have each of the states pay a certain, representative sum to the federal government for it's operations.  The states can fund their budgets however they like...state income tax, sales taxes, etc.  If we don't like how one state does it, we have the choice to move to another state.

Term Limits - Two terms max for all offices.  And no retirement plans, special health care plans, etc for members of Congress.  Serve your country and then return to the workforce.  The president is a special case and should be treated as such (inline with current policy...although I don't see why we need to fund their libraries or allow them to rent out space to secret service agents.  They should provide lodging for the secret service...buy a house with a spare bedroom for crying out loud!)  

It time to stop believing that it is the "rich people's" fault when we have massive federal debt and deficits.  This blame lies squarely on the shoulders of the Federal Government and our willingness to allow them to continue to spend like idiots.  The federal govt doesn't need to have its hands in all the various cookie jars (and shoiuldn't).  The Federal govt should not play the role of our safety net.  If we want/need that, set them up locally at the state/county/city level.  The Federal govt should have a very specific and limited role (as the forefathers intended).
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: msiegel on Tue, 30 November 2010, 11:06:50
Quote from: iMav;254335
If I could mold the government


too practical. where's the Pork, man! THE PORRRRRK!!!

;D
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: RoboKrikit on Tue, 30 November 2010, 11:51:30
If I ruled the world, I'd free all my sons.  Black diamonds and pearls, if I ruled the world.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: wellington1869 on Tue, 30 November 2010, 11:58:19
wow imav. next i expect to read about you in the news, about how you disappeared into the woods and lived in a rundown cottage for a few years, then reappeared with a U-haul filled with fertilizer, circling around government buildings...

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Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: itlnstln on Tue, 30 November 2010, 12:02:46
The problem is, we ran lean at one time (The Articles of Confederation), and that was an absolute disaster.  The country wouldn't have stayed together.  The states had too much power, and there was little or no Federal tax, so there was nothing that could be funded at the national-level (armies and such).  Things would be a helluva lot simpler if there were no states or no nation.  Our country is kinda odd in that regard.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: wellington1869 on Tue, 30 November 2010, 12:06:07
Quote from: itlnstln;254371
The problem is, we ran lean at one time (The Articles of Confederation), and that was an absolute disaster.  The country wouldn't have stayed together.  The states had too much power, and there was little or no Federal tax, so there was nothing that could be funded at the national-level (armies and such).  Things would be a helluva lot simpler if there were no states or no nation.  Our country is kinda odd in that regard.


this.

dissolving power back to the states would only recreate that former anarchy, and lead to the dissolution of the US (to the delight of our fascist enemies everywhere).
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: iMav on Tue, 30 November 2010, 12:09:05
Actually, we ran lean under the current constitution for quite a while.  It's about a BALANCE of power...not shifting to one or the other.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: Fwiffo on Tue, 30 November 2010, 12:12:07
Programs like unemployment insurance and social security fall under the powers of the Federal government as outlined in the constitution.

Quote from: US Constitution, Article I, Section 8, Clause 1
The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the common Defence and general Welfare of the United States; but all Duties, Imposts and Excises shall be uniform throughout the United States;


The sort of weak federal government we had under the Articles of Confederation would be an even bigger and quicker disaster today with high-speed communication, travel and integrated global commerce.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: wellington1869 on Tue, 30 November 2010, 12:12:47
Quote from: iMav;254377
It's about a BALANCE of power...not shifting to one or the other.


i can agree with that in principle, tho prolly our understanding of what constitutes a good balance will probably be a bit different...

I definitely think the fed govt acts as a great balance and as protection for individuals who can appeal to it when they're exploited by any given state govt.

civil rights movement is a great example of that. Individual states would have continued having racist laws if it hadnt been for federal intervention based on the principle of uniform rights for all citizens gauranteed by a federal constitution which did (and ought to) override racist state constitutions in that regard.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: keyboardlover on Tue, 30 November 2010, 12:15:49
Quote from: iMav

It time to stop believing that it is the "rich people's" fault when we have massive federal debt and deficits.  This blame lies squarely on the shoulders of the Federal Government and our willingness to allow them to continue to spend like idiots.  The federal govt doesn't need to have its hands in all the various cookie jars (and shoiuldn't).  The Federal govt should not play the role of our safety net.  If we want/need that, set them up locally at the state/county/city level.  The Federal govt should have a very specific and limited role (as the forefathers intended).


This. I agree wholeheartedly with iMav.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: wellington1869 on Tue, 30 November 2010, 12:19:08
Quote from: keyboardlover;254381
This. I agree wholeheartedly with iMav.


no surprise there. And I think imav just winced ;)

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Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: keyboardlover on Tue, 30 November 2010, 12:22:54
Quote from: wellington1869;254382
no surprise there. And I think imav just winced ;)


I doubt that. Unlike you, I actually contribute more to this board than pure trolling.

Nice try though.

(http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/10/08/alg_barack_obama_thumbs_up.jpg)
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: itlnstln on Tue, 30 November 2010, 12:41:01
The biggest problem with the US is that there are too many layers of government: city, state, and federal.   We manage the city and state levels very well, for the most part (IL and CA excluded).  What we don't manage well is the state to federal relationship. The question, then, becomes do want to be one country or fifty countries?  If I live in the US, I want every right that I have in one place to be valid in another.  If you shift too many public programs to the states, that won't be the case.  At that point, you would have 50 countries, and I don't think very many states would have the ability to defend/sustain itself on its own.  The US is unique in this regard.  Pretty much all other countries are the "one country" model, thus easier to govern.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: itlnstln on Tue, 30 November 2010, 12:47:43
No, it's actually Bud Light.  Nobody drinks Lone Star.  That's for the tourists; same with Pearl.

Secession is still a popular idea here.  We would be one of the only states that would be able to stand alone.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: HaaTa on Tue, 30 November 2010, 12:49:21
Quote from: itlnstln;254408
The biggest problem with the US is that there are too many layers of government: city, state, and federal.   We manage the city and state levels very well, for the most part (IL and CA excluded).  What we don't manage well is the state to federal relationship. The question, then, becomes do want to be one country or fifty countries?  If I live in the US, I want every right that I have in one place to be valid in another.  If you shift too many public programs to the states, that won't be the case.  At that point, you would have 50 countries, and I don't think very many states would have the ability to defend/sustain itself on its own.  The US is unique in this regard.  Pretty much all other countries are the "one country" model, thus easier to govern.


Interesting comment.
Look at home gov't and services are layered in Canada. Similar organization, but the power layer holds is different (in decision making power).
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: itlnstln on Tue, 30 November 2010, 12:51:08
Canada is pretty similar to the US in some ways.  You have Quebec, we have Texas.  Both want to be their own countries.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: Fwiffo on Tue, 30 November 2010, 12:54:09
Quote from: iMav;254335
It time to stop believing that it is the "rich people's" fault when we have massive federal debt and deficits...

A big part of the current deficit is caused by the current economic downturn. The economic downturn itself was caused by speculation on exotic financial derivatives traded by financial services firms, and the collapse of the resulting bubble. When the bubble created by the "investment class" collapsed, they came asking for a handout. Privatize the profits, socialize the losses.

The "rich people" are the ones that created this economic disaster, and they're going to do it again.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: wellington1869 on Tue, 30 November 2010, 13:02:42
Quote from: keyboardlover;254385
Unlike you, I actually contribute more to this board than pure trolling.


This is one of the reasons i love you KBL. You say these things which are so hilariously off the mark that there's nothing to do but smile.

(http://geekhack.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=13718&stc=1&d=1291143748)


took me a while to count up all those zeroes.  And 5 whole wiki contributions! You must have worked really hard that day ;) Talk to me once you've hit 158. And gotten above zero in the other categories. And a firmer grasp on reality ;P
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: keyboardlover on Tue, 30 November 2010, 13:06:32
Quote from: wellington1869
This is one of the reasons i love you KBL. You say these things which are so hilariously off the mark that there's nothing to do but smile.

took me a while to count up all those zeroes.


The truth is you haven't posted **** about keyboards in months and you know it. The value and usefulness of your videos/mods etc. IMHO is questionable at best. I've seen a lot of FUD spreading by you on here.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: wellington1869 on Tue, 30 November 2010, 13:07:13
Quote from: keyboardlover;254442
The truth is you haven't posted **** about keyboards in months and you know it. The value and usefulness of your videos/mods etc. IMHO is questionable at best. I've seen a lot of FUD spreading by you on here.


in other words - blah blah blah you're wrong and  you cant admit it.

I know you have a man crush on me but come on. I'd respect you a lot more if you can just admit when you're dead wrong.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: keyboardlover on Tue, 30 November 2010, 13:08:10
Quote from: wellington1869
in other words - blah blah blah you're wrong and  you cant admit it.


In other words, no. The proof of your trolling is already evident and I'm not the only one on this board who has called you out on it. So quit crying and whining.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: itlnstln on Tue, 30 November 2010, 13:13:22
And then there's that whole thing about food subsidization for forum trolls, but that might be out of scope for this discussion.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: chimera15 on Tue, 30 November 2010, 13:23:41
If I were president.. I'd go.."Wow, how'd that happen?", and resign.  Who wants that crap job?
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: ch_123 on Tue, 30 November 2010, 13:43:02
I'm no supporter of the invasion of Iraq, but given that US troops are around, they might as well stay around until the job of stabilizing the country is properly done. Likewise, the idea that the US and Co. will be able to happily run away from Afghanistan in 3-4 years is naive in the extreme - it took the Brits 30 years in Northern Ireland to pacify far less insane people in a far smaller country - that's what the US can look forward to in some way or another.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: wellington1869 on Tue, 30 November 2010, 13:58:25
Quote from: keyboardlover;254446
In other words, no. The proof of your trolling is already evident and I'm not the only one on this board who has called you out on it. So quit crying and whining.


thats right kbl, you are the voice of reason here.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: wellington1869 on Tue, 30 November 2010, 13:59:43
if i were president i'd outlaw atm fees.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: Fwiffo on Tue, 30 November 2010, 14:00:37
We've already been in Afghanistan longer than Russia was, and look how well it worked out for them.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: ch_123 on Tue, 30 November 2010, 14:10:14
Quote
We've already been in Afghanistan longer than Russia was, and look how well it worked out for them.


(http://files.sharenator.com/Your_argument_is_invalid_Your_Argument_is_Invalid-s460x617-66326-580.jpg)

I love arguments that make sense.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: iMav on Tue, 30 November 2010, 14:11:00
Quote from: itlnstln;254421
Canada is pretty similar to the US in some ways.  You have Quebec, we have Texas.  Both want to be their own countries.
Except that Quebec can legally do it if they get the votes.  States cannot legally secede from the union (hence, the Civil War).
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: chimera15 on Tue, 30 November 2010, 14:28:32
Quote from: ch_123;254467
I'm no supporter of the invasion of Iraq, but given that US troops are around, they might as well stay around until the job of stabilizing the country is properly done. Likewise, the idea that the US and Co. will be able to happily run away from Afghanistan in 3-4 years is naive in the extreme - it took the Brits 30 years in Northern Ireland to pacify far less insane people in a far smaller country - that's what the US can look forward to in some way or another.

Yup you're right.  I'm studying the Congo war right now for history class in college in order to write a research paper.  It's the worst war since ww2 with the most people dead, yet almost no one knows about it or what happened.  

You look at what happens when the world/America ignores these places, you get genocide.  It's what happened in Bosnia, Somalia, and Africa.  You have people without any education or goals they just end up killing each other.  Largely it's a result of interference in the first place and the imperialistic colonies of the West.  We can't just wash our hands of it.

The worst case is that after they get done killing each other they start sending terrorists to us which is what happened with Afghanistan.  We have a responsibility to these regions to restore peace and nation build them to be stable or it just ends up hurting us in the end.  That was what 911 proved.

The problem of course is it makes us the police of the world, pretty much hated by everyone as the police are in a gang/crime ridden neighborhood, and causes us financial hardship, and unable to compete economically with the world since so much our budget goes to defense and the war machine.  They can rely on us to protect them, and convert all the money they should be spending on defense themselves into economical and social programs like health care.    Really the good nations of the world need to pay us taxes to keep the world stable.  We should start charging the world protection fees. lol
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: mike on Tue, 30 November 2010, 14:38:11
Quote from: itlnstln;254408
At that point, you would have 50 countries, and I don't think very many states would have the ability to defend/sustain itself on its own.  The US is unique in this regard.  Pretty much all other countries are the "one country" model, thus easier to govern.


There are plenty of countries smaller than most states that manage to sustain themselves; similarly defence can be managed - often with the use of mutual defence treaties. In fact the CIA world fact book compares the geographic size[0] of a country with US states for comparison - for instance France is slightly smaller than Texas, and the Czech Republic is about the size of South Carolina.

As to the 'one country' model of governance, I can think of three countries off the top of my head which don't fit that model - UK, Spain, and Germany. All of which are comprised of countries that really were separate countries in the past - unlike the states of the US (except for Texas and California).

0: I personally think when comparing countries, it is better by far to compare population sizes - people are by far the most important resource a country has.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: clickclack on Tue, 30 November 2010, 14:45:05
itlnstln is a roll! haahaa

Quote from: chimera15;254459
If I were president.. I'd go.."Wow, how'd that happen?", and resign.  Who wants that crap job?

LoL!
I hurt my back yesterday and this ^^^ made me laugh so hard it hurts more!
Classic! =)
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: Lanx on Tue, 30 November 2010, 15:04:34
japan can have hawaii! who needs that tourist trap
canada and russia can fight for alaska they can divide the palins up equally.
cali and texas can go off on their own!
in fact the US should just be the original 13 colonies and probably just annex florida so we have a place to put the old ppl.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: ricercar on Tue, 30 November 2010, 15:41:14
Quote from: chimera15;254495
We can't just wash our hands of it ... We have a responsibility to these regions to restore peace and nation build them to be stable or it just ends up hurting us in the end.

QFT

"A people will forgive you for conquering them if along the way you give them better schools, better roads, and a higher standard of living than they had before. Look at Germany and Japan. A people will not forgive you for conquering them if you then go home to watch the Superbowl."
- writer Daniel Keys Moran, after the first George Bush war.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: Parak on Tue, 30 November 2010, 15:45:54
If I were the president of the USA... actually, that's useless in more ways than one. I wouldn't settle for anything less than The Dictator of Humanity. I'd be a benevolent one. Mostly. I promise. Mostly.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: keyboardlover on Tue, 30 November 2010, 15:59:53
Quote from: ripster;254543
I doubt most people here could become President of the Harvard Law Review let alone the US.


I dunno...there's a lot of people here who can "talk" :D
And that seems to be pretty much the only requirement anymore :(
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: wellington1869 on Tue, 30 November 2010, 16:30:23
Quote from: chimera15;254459
If I were president.. I'd go.."Wow, how'd that happen?", and resign.  Who wants that crap job?


thats the sarah palin school of governmental philosophy.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: Senor_Cartmenez on Wed, 01 December 2010, 05:45:31
If I was prez, there would be black jack and hookers

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Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: godly_music on Wed, 01 December 2010, 16:18:47
Topic is a bit redundant. You don't get to be president until you've sold out, until you've suckled on the corporate teets, until you've learned to play the game and keep your humanity in a self-sustaining bubble for the little things like taking your kids to the park or boning your wife, while you're being a royal prick at the office.

It's easy to point your finger at things wrong with the political program while your heart's still a healthy shade of red. A worthy re-purposing of this thread would be to list politicians that should not be put to the wall and shot when capitalism turns our world into a frenzied wasteland.

I'm putting spikes on my leather jacket as we speak.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: Lanx on Wed, 01 December 2010, 16:41:01
i could watch clinton all day.

he looks a little emaciated here, that's just him loosing weight and saying oh sh## i'm eating too many burgers.
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-september-16-2010/exclusive---bill-clinton-extended-interview-pt--1 (http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-september-16-2010/exclusive---bill-clinton-extended-interview-pt--1)
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: Brian8bit on Wed, 01 December 2010, 18:42:38
If I was president of the USA I'd apologise for being "that" guy at the party of the world. The obnoxious ****. That drinks to much. Get's belligerent. Breaks other peoples ****. Then tells them it's for their own good.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: microsoft windows on Wed, 01 December 2010, 19:20:58
Quote from: iMav;254335
Holy crap!  I hope you are never president.  (I guess you would be a dictator with that power)

If I could mold the government, I'd rectify the excesses of our federal government and reign it back in.  Specifically, I'd do the following:

Repeal the 17th ammendment - US Senators are meant to represent the state governments and should be elected by and report to the state legislatures.  These massive state-wide elections wasting millions of dollars need to stop.  And senators need to do their job and represent their state government interests...  not investigate baseball, school lunches, entertain celebrities, etc.  Ridiculous.

Slash the size of the Federal Government - Because a need exist doesn't mean it is the federal government's job to fulfill it.  Retirement, health care, unemployment subsidies, education, etc, etc should be handled at the state and local level.  The federal government should be limited to national defense and inter-state commerce.  I would eliminate the majority of the federal government as well as put a cap on how long Congress is in session.  When state legislatures are in session, the US Senators should be THERE, not in DC.  When they are in DC, they should stay in a barracks and NOT set up residence.  Same with US Representatives.  Spend the time in your home districts when not in DC (and stay in those same barracks when Congress is in session).

Get rid of the Federal Income Tax - Get rid of this tax and dismantle the huge infrastructure (IRS) that is needed to manage it.  Go with either a MODEST national sales tax (my preference) or have each of the states pay a certain, representative sum to the federal government for it's operations.  The states can fund their budgets however they like...state income tax, sales taxes, etc.  If we don't like how one state does it, we have the choice to move to another state.

Term Limits - Two terms max for all offices.  And no retirement plans, special health care plans, etc for members of Congress.  Serve your country and then return to the workforce.  The president is a special case and should be treated as such (inline with current policy...although I don't see why we need to fund their libraries or allow them to rent out space to secret service agents.  They should provide lodging for the secret service...buy a house with a spare bedroom for crying out loud!)  

It time to stop believing that it is the "rich people's" fault when we have massive federal debt and deficits.  This blame lies squarely on the shoulders of the Federal Government and our willingness to allow them to continue to spend like idiots.  The federal govt doesn't need to have its hands in all the various cookie jars (and shoiuldn't).  The Federal govt should not play the role of our safety net.  If we want/need that, set them up locally at the state/county/city level.  The Federal govt should have a very specific and limited role (as the forefathers intended).


I agree with you here, but I'd go a little further. Here's what I would do:

First off, I'd bring back analog TV (I miss my Sony Watchman!). I'd have simply decreased the bandwidth instead of eliminating it altogether. You don't need all that much to fit six channels.

Create a Constitutional amendment restricting budget deficit.

Phase out any welfare at the federal level. Leave that up to the states.

Abolish Obamacare. Leave that up to the states too.

Abolish all public employee unions.

Phase out Social Security. It's getting to the point where you're going to be paying more into the system than you'll be getting out.

Reform the postal service and allow private shipping companies to use US Mail boxes.

NO subsidies/special interest spending till there is a budget surplus that is 120% the amount alotted for such purposes.

A good way to do this is to gradually phase out these welfare programs and give states the opportunity to take over them. In the end, the federal government would be much smaller and more efficient.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: RoboKrikit on Wed, 01 December 2010, 20:30:35
I hope y'all are running for office with all of these wonderful ideas.  Your confidence is inspiring.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: maclover on Wed, 01 December 2010, 22:25:50
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: RoboKrikit on Thu, 02 December 2010, 02:17:14
Quote from: maclover;255334
  • After that I would use 90% of the defense budget on research and development, and education in order to compete with China.


Where would you get the loan from?
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: itlnstln on Thu, 02 December 2010, 06:55:08
I vote for maclover.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: Senor_Cartmenez on Thu, 02 December 2010, 07:53:33
he didn't say he'd legalise weed. Can't get my vote like that
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: keyboardlover on Thu, 02 December 2010, 08:18:05
Quote from: Senor_Cartmenez;255518
he didn't say he'd legalise weed. Can't get my vote like that


Yes she did. Although I agree with that one, Maclover is way too liberal for my tastes...some of her ideas are ridiculous. Spend 90% of the defense budget on R&D? That statement doesn't even make sense. iMav gets my vote =)
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: maclover on Thu, 02 December 2010, 08:43:19
Quote from: RoboKrikit;255427
Where would you get the loan from?

Rich people via the IRS :eyebrows:
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: itlnstln on Thu, 02 December 2010, 08:56:24
I'm printing 2016 stickers right now.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: keyboardlover on Thu, 02 December 2010, 09:23:48
If I were president I would set out to destroy liberal and conservative elitism at every level of government in this country as well as in the media. It is a cancer in our country.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: Fwiffo on Thu, 02 December 2010, 09:46:35
Although the question asks "if I were president", people are answering it as "if I were dictator for life". I'll separate mine into three parts: those that actually fall within the powers of the presidency, those that could be accomplished with acts of congress, and those that would require something more complicated, like a constitutional amendment. I'll focus on specific things I'd do, rather than criticizing the tactics or policies of a particular politician or party:

Changes as President:



Changes with Congress's help:



Requiring a constitutional amendment:



Quote from: keyboardlover
If I were president I would set out to destroy liberal and conservative elitism at every level of government in this country as well as in the media. It is a cancer in our country.

What does this even mean? Seriously. What is your policy proposal?
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: keyboardlover on Thu, 02 December 2010, 09:52:11
Quote from: Fwiffo

What does this even mean? Seriously. What is your policy proposal?


Don't have one yet...that's the "high level/airplane view" goal. =)
It would be driven through various reforms at various levels. No clue yet what they'd all entail yet.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: wellington1869 on Thu, 02 December 2010, 11:13:42
i'd put julian assange against the wall and shoot him for treason. Right after thanking him for making the US look pretty damn good with those leaks. Which i'm sure was not his intention. So he's an idiot AND a traitor-anarchist.
And yea i'd do this as a liberal.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: keyboardlover on Thu, 02 December 2010, 11:17:37
Quote from: wellington1869
i'd put julian assange against the wall and shoot him for treason. Right after thanking him for making the US look pretty damn good with those leaks. Which i'm sure was not his intention. So he's an idiot AND a traitor-anarchist.
And yea i'd do this as a liberal.


Have you read all 200k+ leaks? If not, how do you know how they make us or anyone else look?
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: Fwiffo on Thu, 02 December 2010, 11:29:13
Quote from: wellington1869;255655
i'd put julian assange against the wall and shoot him for treason. Right after thanking him for making the US look pretty damn good with those leaks. Which i'm sure was not his intention. So he's an idiot AND a traitor-anarchist.
And yea i'd do this as a liberal.

It's not clear that Assange has committed a crime, let alone treason. He's not even a US citizen, so you'd have to show he's made some attempt to overthrow the Australian government before treason could be considered a reasonable charge. It's probable that the person who originally leaked the information to the intermediaries that delivered it to Assange have committed a crime, but most of the information wasn't even classified...

That's not to excuse what he's done, but summary execution of someone who hasn't even been tried is the kind of thing you'd expect to happen in a tin-pot dictatorship, not in a modern, civilized country. It's certainly not compatible with anything that could be described as liberalism.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: keyboardlover on Thu, 02 December 2010, 11:31:13
Quote from: Fwiffo

That's not to excuse what he's done, but summary execution of someone who hasn't even been tried is the kind of thing you'd expect to happen in a tin-pot dictatorship, not in a modern, civilized country. It's certainly not compatible with anything that could be described as liberalism.


Agreed. I've long thought Welly's ideals aren't really liberal at all. They seem to lean more towards neo-fascism IMO.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: ch_123 on Thu, 02 December 2010, 11:36:29
Quote from: Fwiffo;255581
  • Phase out our involvement in Iraq and Afghanistan, with the goal of having all US forces home within 1 year


I'm still interested in hearing how this works, or how it would be a good idea...
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: Lanx on Thu, 02 December 2010, 11:49:40
why can't the use just take over and subjugate ppl? or give them tiny bits of useless land while we keep all the oil producing lands for ourselves. Afganistand/Iraq? those places don't have oil (well maybe afgan has those rock resources ppl talk about) but we should just take over these lands wrangle all the natives to some plot of worthless land, give them their own laws so they can build casino's.
I mean sound familiar?
then just call in all the texans and say, black gold in dem dar hills go put on your cowboy hat and do your thing, drill baby drill.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: wellington1869 on Thu, 02 December 2010, 12:16:04
Quote from: keyboardlover;255664
Agreed. I've long thought Welly's ideals aren't really liberal at all. They seem to lean more towards neo-fascism IMO.


funny, thats exactly what i'd say about you. the neo-fascist part ;)
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: keyboardlover on Thu, 02 December 2010, 12:16:57
Quote from: wellington1869;255692
funny, thats exactly what i'd say about you. the neo-fascist part ;)

And how would you back that claim up exactly?
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: wellington1869 on Thu, 02 December 2010, 12:17:26
Quote from: Fwiffo;255662
It's not clear that Assange has committed a crime, let alone treason. He's not even a US citizen, so you'd have to show he's made some attempt to overthrow the Australian government before treason could be considered a reasonable charge. It's probable that the person who originally leaked the information to the intermediaries that delivered it to Assange have committed a crime, but most of the information wasn't even classified...

That's not to excuse what he's done, but summary execution of someone who hasn't even been tried is the kind of thing you'd expect to happen in a tin-pot dictatorship, not in a modern, civilized country. It's certainly not compatible with anything that could be described as liberalism.


with all due respect, if you dont know how liberals have always used summary executions, then you simply dont know your liberal history my friend. Think, think, think.  Summary executions arguably have been done by more people in the name of liberalism than conservatism.
and yea, i say this against fake liberals who do that type of thing and still consider themselves 'righteous'.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: wellington1869 on Thu, 02 December 2010, 12:19:00
Quote from: keyboardlover;255693
And how would you back that claim up exactly?


I would print up all your posts at GH, place them on a large wooden oak table, and put a large sign in front of it.
The sign would read "Exhibit A" in large block letters.
I'd use a sharpie marker to make the sign.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: keyboardlover on Thu, 02 December 2010, 12:21:50
Quote from: wellington1869
I would print up all your posts at GH, place them on a large wooden oak table, and put a large sign in front of it.
The sign would read "Exhibit A" in large block letters.
I'd use a sharpie marker to make the sign.


I'm fairly sure 0% of people with a clue in their brain would agree with you.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: Ekaros on Thu, 02 December 2010, 12:21:52
1) Nationalize FED

2) Increse tax for rich

3) Get proper public health-care

etc.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: wellington1869 on Thu, 02 December 2010, 12:22:35
and yea, for all of assange's idiotic immature pretensions, what the leaks show more than anything is just how careful the west has been, how much dialogue it has pursued, how much restraint it has shown, and how duplicitous arab regimes have been.
Thats an overall win for our side no matter what.  It may be assange's retardation wound up helping us rather than hurting, but he still needs to pay if he's broken any laws.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: wellington1869 on Thu, 02 December 2010, 12:23:42
WHat gets me about assange isnt even whatever laws he's broken. What bothers me far more is the pretension. He's not even a good anarchist since so far he's helped rather than hurt us, and thats surely not his intention.

you see? its the incompetence that bothers me far more than any illegality. He couldnt even finish what he set out to do, as an idiotic anarchist. He wasnt even a good idiotic anarchist. THATS what bothers me most about him. He's just incompetent. But wants to be seen as a historical hero.

He's like the sarah palin of journalism.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: keyboardlover on Thu, 02 December 2010, 12:24:20
Right so...you have read all of the 200k+ leaks? So you are qualified to talk about this?
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: 7bit on Thu, 02 December 2010, 12:25:23
Quote from: Fwiffo;255581
Although the question asks "if I were president", people are answering it as "if I were dictator for life". I'll separate mine into three parts: those that actually fall within the powers of the presidency, those that could be accomplished with acts of congress, and those that would require something more complicated, like a constitutional amendment. I'll focus on specific things I'd do, rather than criticizing the tactics or policies of a particular politician or party:
...


Fwiffo for president, but:

Quote

  • Reinstate the estate tax ...


There exist 2 kinds of taxes. Tax relative to income/expense and tax relative to estate. The first one bites off a portion of your earned money, the 2nd eats up your estate. The estate tax is great for rich people/firms, becuase they can cheaply take over the ramains of the poorer ones that can't afford the estate tax anymore.

Think of a keyboard manufacturer which currently sells only some keyboards to enthusiasts once in a while and has to pay tax for their factory.

Taxes which eat up your substance are bad!
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: Ekaros on Thu, 02 December 2010, 12:26:08
All those leaks aren't even out yet? Still, this is what you get for letting 2,5 million persons to read stuff... What can you realy espect?
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: keyboardlover on Thu, 02 December 2010, 12:38:27
Quote from: Ekaros
All those leaks aren't even out yet? Still, this is what you get for letting 2,5 million persons to read stuff... What can you realy espect?


When I looked at wikileaks.org (http://wikileaks.org/) yesterday you could browse and download them. Not sure if they're still up because I heard they've been having some server issues...
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: itlnstln on Thu, 02 December 2010, 12:44:02
Like Amazon dumping the site.

That said, I don't think the leak is any way, shape, or form illegal (except for the person that gave the documents to WikiLeaks).  WikiLeaks is doing what pretty much any news organization might with the same info.  Just ask the NY Times.  If WikiLeaks is doing anything illegal, they would have been arrested already.  The only thing INTERPOL has on anyone is some sex crime allegations on Assange.  Treason would certainly be out of the question since WikiLeaks is not a US firm.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: Ekaros on Thu, 02 December 2010, 12:44:15
Quote from: keyboardlover;255716
When I looked at wikileaks.org (http://wikileaks.org/) yesterday you could browse and download them. Not sure if they're still up because I heard they've been having some server issues...


I have understood that they haven't even released all of them, they are giving out a few hundred each day. So they can maximise the media output...
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: 7bit on Thu, 02 December 2010, 12:47:08
Quote from: wellington1869;255655
i'd put julian assange against the wall and shoot him for treason. Right after thanking him for making the US look pretty damn good with those leaks. Which i'm sure was not his intention. So he's an idiot AND a traitor-anarchist.
And yea i'd do this as a liberal.


LOL, if wikileaks was able to get those documents, be sure some secret services from other countries had them before.

Assange and friends just made something public which had been public amongst secret services already.

The real traitors are those, who leaked out all that information to the US State Department.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: keyboardlover on Thu, 02 December 2010, 12:48:49
Looks like they're Edit:NOT still up (http://cablegate.wikileaks.org/).

EDIT: The below links were working yesterday but are now dead.
[strike]You can browse by:[/strike]
Origin and classification (http://public.tableausoftware.com/views/Cablesbyorigin/CablesbyOrigin)
Subject (http://oos.tableausoftware.com/contentnotfound/views/tags/Subject)
Country (http://public.tableausoftware.com/views/tags/Country)
Organization (http://public.tableausoftware.com/views/tags/Organization)
Program (http://public.tableausoftware.com/views/tags/Program)
Topic (http://public.tableausoftware.com/views/tags/Alltags)

[strike]...better get reading Welly![/strike]
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: Mercen_505 on Thu, 02 December 2010, 12:50:16
1. Invent time machine.
2. Go back in time and assassinate myself.
3. Bask in the knowledge of being the only president to have assassinated himself, before the LOLPARADOX overcomes the universe.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: Ekaros on Thu, 02 December 2010, 12:53:27
Quote from: keyboardlover;255729
Looks like they're still up (http://cablegate.wikileaks.org/). You can browse by:
Origin and classification (http://public.tableausoftware.com/views/Cablesbyorigin/CablesbyOrigin)
Subject (http://oos.tableausoftware.com/contentnotfound/views/tags/Subject)
Country (http://public.tableausoftware.com/views/tags/Country)
Organization (http://public.tableausoftware.com/views/tags/Organization)
Program (http://public.tableausoftware.com/views/tags/Program)
Topic (http://public.tableausoftware.com/views/tags/Alltags)

...better get reading Welly!


Look at upper left corner

Curently Released So Far...
607/251,687

"A few" to go...
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: Fwiffo on Thu, 02 December 2010, 13:03:00
@wellington1869: You've accused both myself and keyboardlover of being fascists. Can you actually cite an example of of something we've suggested that is consistent with fascism? Or do you just throw around ideological labels like liberalism, conservatism, fascism, anarchism, etc. arbitrarily in place of an actual argument? Do you know what any of these words mean?

Quote from: 7bit
The estate tax is great for rich people/firms, becuase they can cheaply take over the ramains of the poorer ones that can't afford the estate tax anymore.

The estate tax only affects the very wealthy. The first million dollars of the estate are excluded from the tax. If that turns out to affect too many "middle-class" families, the exemption could be increased.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: Lanx on Thu, 02 December 2010, 13:05:51
Quote from: wellington1869;255701
He's like the sarah palin of journalism.
that the only reason Bristol was on the show was because Sarah Palin forced her to do it.”

Why would this happen? Margaret says “Sarah supposedly blames Bristol harshly and openly (in the circles that I heard it from) for not winning the election, and so she told Bristol she ‘owed’ it to her to do DWTS so that ‘America would fall in love with her again’ and make it possible for Sarah Palin to run in 2012 with America behind her all the way. Instead of being supposedly ‘handicapped’ by the presence of her teen mom daughter, now Bristol is going to be an ‘asset’ — a celebrity beloved for her dancing.”


looks like the milf will be on the ballot! submit all your "if i was a president requests" to s.palain@icanseerussionfromhere.com
Quote from: Fwiffo;255742
@wellington1869: You've accused both myself and keyboardlover of being fascists. Can you actually cite an example of of something we've suggested that is consistent with fascism? Or do you just throw around ideological labels like liberalism, conservatism, fascism, anarchism, etc. arbitrarily in place of an actual argument? Do you know what any of these words mean?
of course he doesn't, prolly just heard other college kids throwing these words around and decided to re-use them to sound cool. I mean only idiots label other ppl "one thing". Unless it's true? about the idiot part.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: keyboardlover on Thu, 02 December 2010, 13:06:21
Quote from: Fwiffo
Or do you just throw around ideological labels like liberalism, conservatism, fascism, anarchism, etc. arbitrarily in place of an actual argument?


He throws around a lot of things arbitrarily in place of actual arguments. When this starts to annoy me I usually reply with funny pics, which results in many lulz, Welly getting annoyed and threatening to do me harm via PM, and his thread getting a 5 star rating. It could be worse...
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: Lanx on Thu, 02 December 2010, 13:11:13
i will 5 star too!
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: Fwiffo on Thu, 02 December 2010, 13:18:13
Quote from: keyboardlover;255747
He throws around a lot of things arbitrarily in place of actual arguments. When this starts to annoy me I usually reply with funny pics, which results in many lulz, Welly getting annoyed and threatening to do me harm via PM, and his thread getting a 5 star rating. It could be worse...

LOL, post the threats here. I bet they're pretty funny.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: keyboardlover on Thu, 02 December 2010, 13:27:55
Quote from: Fwiffo
LOL, post the threats here. I bet they're pretty funny.


Maybe...at least I laughed when I read it:

Quote from: wellington1869
I'm glad you stopped with those pics, because i'm serious about giving my life meaning man. I dont respond well to being singled out by trolls like that. Not well at all. You never know who you'll meet online.


Edit: it's fairly ambiguous but the intent to intimidate me is quite lulz-worthy :D
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: wellington1869 on Thu, 02 December 2010, 14:30:20
the really funny part is that for a little while it actually worked. He actually left me alone for a few wees.
but the best part was when I got him to friend me afterwards :)
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: keyboardlover on Thu, 02 December 2010, 14:31:30
Quote from: wellington1869
the really funny part is that for a little while it actually worked. He actually left me alone for a few wees.
but the best part was when I got him to friend me afterwards :)


Neither of those things actually happened. I continued replying to posts in your thread until it was closed, by you.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: itlnstln on Thu, 02 December 2010, 14:32:20
Nothing specific to kbl and welly, but I would prefer if people do not make PMs public.  They are "P" for a reason.  That is, unless both people decide it's OK.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: keyboardlover on Thu, 02 December 2010, 14:34:14
The cables were considered private too. I'm just like Julian Assange!
Maclover should give me a medal...

...but according to Welly I should be hung for treason. Thank goodness he doesn't know my address.

Eep.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: itlnstln on Thu, 02 December 2010, 14:38:28
No.  You would be like the Army guy who leaked them to Assange.  Now if you sent them to me and I posted them, that would be similar.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: keyboardlover on Thu, 02 December 2010, 14:39:38
Quote from: itlnstln
No.  You would be like the Army guy who leaked them to Assange.  Now if you sent them to me and I posted them, that would be similar.


Dammit! You dream destroyer, you!
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: wellington1869 on Thu, 02 December 2010, 14:40:26
never mind kbl's total lack of morals when it comes to messaging, here's the funny part: it worked. He actually left me alone for a few weeks after that!  Seems like its time for me to send him another pm.

The really funny part tho is when I got him to 'friend' me afterwards ;)
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: wellington1869 on Thu, 02 December 2010, 14:41:38
and fwiffo my friend, yea, you're no liberal. I dont know what you are, but you're not a liberal.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: keyboardlover on Thu, 02 December 2010, 14:43:05
Quote from: wellington1869
He actually left me alone for a few weeks after that!  Seems like its time for me to send him another pm.

The really funny part tho is when I got him to 'friend' me afterwards ;)


Right, but like I said, neither of those things actually happened. So on top of everything else, you're completely delusional too. Much like a typical dictator.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: Lanx on Thu, 02 December 2010, 14:46:45
Quote from: wellington1869;255823
and fwiffo my friend, yea, you're no liberal. I dont know what you are, but you're not a liberal.

how can ppl even be completely one way or another on certain issues? just makes no sense, in effect it basically is a caveman way of thinking.
some issues ppl have to have a conservative opinion while on other issues they should have a liberal opinion, to just be completely one sided cuz that's the idealogy you belong to or the party you belong to serves to purpose than just labeling yourself a sheep.
bahhhh.

for instance this wikileaks serves no purpose, they're just putting documents out there, it's like "oh look i found a box of secret documents here you go"
much different than a whistle blower who is intent on exposing specific information that is usually involving corporate misdeeds.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: itlnstln on Thu, 02 December 2010, 14:54:31
Political Identities:

(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRMWcxoKiaWi6ZtcjI1X5Yq93k1BigQX_5_9lOi3_Kb7yCMg8OwuQ)
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: Fwiffo on Thu, 02 December 2010, 15:33:44
Quote from: wellington1869;255823
and fwiffo my friend, yea, you're no liberal. I dont know what you are, but you're not a liberal.



On what specific issues discussed have I been significantly outside of mainstream American liberalism? I want to know what you think liberalism is so that we can actually converse using common terms. Can you cite some examples of well-known politicians you consider liberal so that I can compare my positions on the issues?
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: itlnstln on Thu, 02 December 2010, 15:41:31
This reminds me of the "Plethora" scene in Blazing Saddles.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: Fwiffo on Thu, 02 December 2010, 16:23:06
The house just passed component of my tax plan, but 168 Republicans just voted for higher taxes! What's up with that?

(http://oi53.tinypic.com/245wk6o.jpg)
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: maclover on Thu, 02 December 2010, 17:49:10
Assange is a hero.

Kennedy agrees.

Benjamin Franklin agrees.
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.

Roosevelt agrees.
“Behind the ostensible government sits enthroned an invisible government owing no allegiance and acknowledging no responsibility to the people,”

“To destroy this invisible government, to befoul this unholy alliance between corrupt business and corrupt politics is the first task of statesmanship.”

If you believe in a free market, capitalism or democracy you must agree that the market or people require information in order to make informed decisions.

Apple is of course the exception to the rule.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: msiegel on Thu, 02 December 2010, 17:52:37
Quote from: ripster;255909
I had to ignore thousands of geeks at the iPad launch and push the "buy" button.


:) you kept your cool surprisingly well, as i recall
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: microsoft windows on Tue, 07 December 2010, 15:50:14
If I were the president...

...I'd make sure not to be like this guy.
(http://www.obamajoke.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/barack-obama-funny.jpg)
Oprah's really looking like she's got a crush on Obama...
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: Lanx on Sat, 11 December 2010, 00:04:22
Obama is so weak at his position he brings a former president to speak for him.
what a wimp
And damn Clinton just takes charge, really wish i had this presence.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: quadibloc on Sat, 11 December 2010, 01:13:03
Quote from: itlnstln;255811
Nothing specific to kbl and welly, but I would prefer if people do not make PMs public.  They are "P" for a reason.  That is, unless both people decide it's OK.
If anybody sends me a threatening message by E-mail or by a PM, it will be made public so fast the sender's head will spin.

Unless it's serious enough that I forward it to the police instead.

Otherwise, I do respect the privacy of PM's and personal E-mail messages - thus, when people have given me helpful suggestions by E-mail, I've asked their permission before giving them credit.

But privacy does not apply when people are making threats or otherwise misusing E-mail or messaging.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: keyboardlover on Sat, 11 December 2010, 04:53:09
Thanks Quadibloc - agreed, and that's exactly why I did it.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: Lanx on Sat, 11 December 2010, 14:53:14
Do ppl even use PM's? i can understand
pm me for special code
pm for sale
pm! omg we catch up

but really? i mean i used to admin a few websites, barely got a pm a month.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: iMav on Sat, 11 December 2010, 16:22:45
Quote from: Lanx;261429
Do ppl even use PM's? i can understand
pm me for special code
pm for sale
pm! omg we catch up

but really? i mean i used to admin a few websites, barely got a pm a month.
Heh.  You would be amazed at my inbox.  I jokingly refer to my daily PM reading as my part-time job.  (not complaining at all...I'm glad that members feel comfortable asking questions, coming to me with requests, etc)

PM get used a LOT here at geekhack.  it was apparent early on that members needed a lot more space for their PM's and I accommodated. (used to get requests all the time to increase the PM quotas due to members regularly maxing out their PM inbox)
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: microsoft windows on Sat, 11 December 2010, 18:00:36
I get more PM's here than I get e-mails.
Title: If I were the President of the United States
Post by: Fwiffo on Sat, 11 December 2010, 20:38:58
Compromise: giving the other guys more than what they asked for.

(http://www.balloon-juice.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/GR2010120808056_thumb_454x432_30750.gif)