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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: microsoft windows on Tue, 07 December 2010, 14:03:57

Title: People of Wal-Mart
Post by: microsoft windows on Tue, 07 December 2010, 14:03:57

I got a real kick out  of this web site. (http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/) I'm sure a few of you all might too.

Title: People of Wal-Mart
Post by: itlnstln on Tue, 07 December 2010, 14:16:54

Most of those are in my neighborhood.

My ex (black & yellow, black & yellow...):

(http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/2225.jpg)

Yo, do you notice the wiped-out shelf of Ramen?!?  That's what grocery retail will do to you.

Title: People of Wal-Mart
Post by: Lanx on Tue, 07 December 2010, 14:22:41

i just found out recently the UK counterpart would be tesco's is there a ppl of tesco's? or is it only in the US we have these great finds?
(btw i have since stopped shopping at the superwalmart for groceries and travel 4miles further to a real supermarket, the suffering of the walmart employee didn't phase me but their slow ass checkout lines did)

Title: People of Wal-Mart
Post by: itlnstln on Tue, 07 December 2010, 14:29:02

OK.  It's time to play Caption the Pic.  I'll start.

(http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/2225.jpg)

"Damn, *****, your fat ass ate all the Oriental Flavored Ramen.  What the **** are we going to have for Chinese night?"

"Do these boots make me look fat?"

Title: People of Wal-Mart
Post by: microsoft windows on Tue, 07 December 2010, 14:51:40

(http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/1262.jpg)
"Does this shirt make me look fat?"

Title: People of Wal-Mart
Post by: Maytan on Tue, 07 December 2010, 15:18:33

I regret clicking on this topic already.

Title: People of Wal-Mart
Post by: microsoft windows on Tue, 07 December 2010, 15:31:29

Oh, look! Ripster gave the thread a 1 star rating. The site probably offended him because there were pictures of him in there.

Title: People of Wal-Mart
Post by: Lanx on Tue, 07 December 2010, 15:37:47

those pics remind me of my boy scout days. They taught you how to read a topographical map back then. All that back fat looks like a 3d rendering of such maps!

Title: People of Wal-Mart
Post by: RoboKrikit on Tue, 07 December 2010, 15:38:25

Quote from: itlnstln;258925

Show Image

(http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/2225.jpg)

HEY why you pushin' that cart for!?

Title: People of Wal-Mart
Post by: PAINKILLER on Tue, 07 December 2010, 17:12:00

(http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/573.jpg)

Title: People of Wal-Mart
Post by: RoboKrikit on Tue, 07 December 2010, 17:13:37

Nice reverse cowgirl mod.

Title: People of Wal-Mart
Post by: microsoft windows on Tue, 07 December 2010, 17:13:44

Which state's that from? Down South they always got the best "Wal-Martians".

Title: People of Wal-Mart
Post by: quadibloc on Wed, 08 December 2010, 00:22:08

Quote from: itlnstln;258917

My ex (black & yellow, black & yellow...):

OK, she has a bit of a tummy on her.

People have different metabolisms, and some of them put on weight when they get older. She isn't wholly devoid of attractiveness.

But I guess there are legitimate questions to ask. Why is she wearing such tight clothing? And a yellow outfit you can see her panties through.

Since she does have a few extra pounds, after all, one would think it would be to her advantage to wear clothes that were good looking in themselves, and more modest, since her body isn't her best point. It doesn't look good to have her tummy hanging out like that over tight pants - and one would expect it to be uncomfortable for her.

Well, the yellow outfit with light fabric might be explained by it being a hot day. (But then why the winter boots?)

Maybe her clothes are tight because she gained some of that weight recently, and she's wearing old clothes to go to the store, saving her good clothes to go to work.

Title: People of Wal-Mart
Post by: itlnstln on Wed, 08 December 2010, 07:13:47

Are you an alchemist?  I see no silver lining on that otherwise fluffy cloud.

Title: People of Wal-Mart
Post by: quadibloc on Wed, 08 December 2010, 11:57:56

There is a book entitled "Comment Devient un Alchemiste" on the Internet somewhere, but I haven't been able to find an English translation...

In any event, you may be pleased to learn that the Department of Homeland Security believes the customers of WalMart are a national resource (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/12/08/walmart_terror/).

However, in the photo, the woman in yellow is holding her hand to her ear in a gesture that would obviously identify her as a time traveller (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6a4T2tJaSU) if she were walking in front of Grauman's Chinese Theater. This means that it is likely there already is a man in her life.

Title: People of Wal-Mart
Post by: RoboKrikit on Wed, 08 December 2010, 12:24:48

Quote from: msnbc

But, as a spokesman told MSNBC, "Wal-Mart is a place where people gather, it's a place where you sometimes see your neighbor the most. It is important to Wal-Mart that it help protect the safety of its community."

What could be more American than that? ®

500lbs of apple pie.

Title: People of Wal-Mart
Post by: turbocharged on Thu, 09 December 2010, 06:32:06

Quote from: PAINKILLER;259111

Show Image

(http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/573.jpg)

I just about puked up my breakfast.

Title: People of Wal-Mart
Post by: PAINKILLER on Thu, 09 December 2010, 06:48:38

Quote from: turbocharged;260061

I just about puked up my breakfast.

You don't like looking at boobs while eating?

Title: People of Wal-Mart
Post by: itlnstln on Thu, 09 December 2010, 06:58:40

She put them on backwards.

Title: People of Wal-Mart
Post by: instantkamera on Thu, 09 December 2010, 07:00:22

I would hate to be the guy who had to strap her in there. You know she didnt tie that thing herself.

Title: People of Wal-Mart
Post by: itlnstln on Thu, 09 December 2010, 07:02:18

I'm sure her husband/BF/pimp/brother/dad has a big truck and a wench.  I'm sure it was no problem.

Title: People of Wal-Mart
Post by: instantkamera on Thu, 09 December 2010, 07:09:37

The mistake was not using steel cable or chains, I think that shoelace is about to blow...

Title: People of Wal-Mart
Post by: itlnstln on Thu, 09 December 2010, 07:19:07

Steel wouldn't match as well with her "Sunday Best."

Title: People of Wal-Mart
Post by: instantkamera on Thu, 09 December 2010, 07:28:26

Quote from: itlnstln;260079

Steel wouldn't match as well with her "Sunday Breasts."

true.

Title: People of Wal-Mart
Post by: PAINKILLER on Thu, 09 December 2010, 07:42:40

Maybe it's made of kevlar or carbon fibers, who knows.

Title: People of Wal-Mart
Post by: itlnstln on Thu, 09 December 2010, 08:48:42

Yeah, that one.  Stupid spellcheck.

Title: People of Wal-Mart
Post by: audioave10 on Sat, 11 December 2010, 09:16:47

I thought her parachute had deployed accidently.