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Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: itlnstln on Tue, 07 December 2010, 14:13:01
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!


Thanks for listening.
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: keyboardlover on Tue, 07 December 2010, 14:32:08
I've always likened Welly to a wannabe Tony Soprano.

Quote from: wellington1869

are you ****ing threatening me?
you think ima let you get away with that? you little racist prick.


Quote from: wellington1869

you ****ing threatening me, asswipe?
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: wellington1869 on Tue, 07 December 2010, 14:41:24
Quote from: keyboardlover;258926
I've always likened Welly to a wannabe Tony Soprano.


I always liken keyboardlover to a [strike]retard[/strike] racist little prick.
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: wellington1869 on Tue, 07 December 2010, 14:45:18
Quote from: ripster;258935
Just no pool sticks please.  What's seen can not be unseen and that episode of the Sopranos was just gross.


i'd like him to suck me off before i beat him senseless.
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: keyboardlover on Tue, 07 December 2010, 14:46:22
Quote from: wellington1869;258931
I always liken keyboardlover to a [strike]retard[/strike] racist little prick.

Calling someone something they're not in print is slander. I could sue you.
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: wellington1869 on Tue, 07 December 2010, 14:48:04
kbl, i really give your life meaning, dont I.  I'm honored man. I've never had a stalker before. Its kind of flattering.
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: keyboardlover on Tue, 07 December 2010, 14:49:55
Quote from: wellington1869;258942
kbl, i really give your life meaning, dont I.  I'm honored man. I've never had a stalker before. Its kind of flattering.

You really can't take a hint, can you?
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: Lanx on Tue, 07 December 2010, 14:51:00
Quote from: keyboardlover;258939
Calling someone something they're not in print is slander. I could sue you.

this is weaksauce, need better material!
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: wellington1869 on Tue, 07 December 2010, 14:52:19
seriously man. And to think all this began when I defended obama against glenn beck.

if all glenn beck fans are like you -- obsessed stalkers -- i truly fear for this nation.
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: microsoft windows on Tue, 07 December 2010, 14:53:51
There's weird folks on both sides.
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: wellington1869 on Tue, 07 December 2010, 14:55:52
Quote from: microsoft windows;258953
There's weird folks on both sides.


yep, and one of them is stalking me.
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: keyboardlover on Tue, 07 December 2010, 14:56:45
Quote from: wellington1869
seriously man. And to think all this began when I defended obama against glenn beck.


No it didn't, and it never had anything to do with Glenn Beck. You're so full of **** it's unbelievable. It's evident in every post you make.
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: Fwiffo on Tue, 07 December 2010, 14:56:55
Does this forum even have moderators?
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: keyboardlover on Tue, 07 December 2010, 14:57:33
Quote from: Fwiffo;258960
Does this forum even have moderators?


One: iMav.
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: wellington1869 on Tue, 07 December 2010, 14:58:31
kbl, serious question:

if i'm so full of ****, why dont you just leave me alone?

put me on the ignore list.

or just ignore me.

what do you say?

rather than obsessively follow me around on every single thread on this site?

what do you say? please? I'm asking nicely.
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: keyboardlover on Tue, 07 December 2010, 15:01:29
Quote from: Lanx
this is weaksauce, need better material!


I know dude - sorry...I'm kinda tired today. Will try to come up with something more amusing next time :D
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: wellington1869 on Tue, 07 December 2010, 15:01:45
how does one deal with an online stalker? need advice.
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: keyboardlover on Tue, 07 December 2010, 15:08:24
Quote from: wellington1869
how does one deal with an online stalker? need advice.


1. Stop imagining that someone online is stalking you, just because they call you a troll.

2. Get a girlfriend.
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: microsoft windows on Tue, 07 December 2010, 15:09:39
Quote from: wellington1869;258971
how does one deal with an online stalker? need advice.


You can disconnect from the Internet.
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: wellington1869 on Tue, 07 December 2010, 15:10:10
Quote from: keyboardlover;258983
1. Stop imagining that someone online is stalking you, just because they call you a troll.

2. Get a girlfriend.


3. how about if this someone can be shown to have consistently followed me around from thread to thread, post to post, to pick fights with me, for the last 2 to 3 months?  

Where the order of the posting can show clearly that they were following me and not vice versa? Cuz it does. I can put the results up here.

what then, kbl?
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: wellington1869 on Tue, 07 December 2010, 15:11:05
Quote from: microsoft windows;258986
You can disconnect from the Internet.


i've considered that.

You want me to disconnect from the internet, kbl?  There's not enough room on the internet for both of us to coexist?
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: keyboardlover on Tue, 07 December 2010, 15:14:54
Quote from: wellington1869

Where the order of the posting can show clearly that they were following me and not vice versa? Cuz it does. I can put the results up here.

what then, kbl?


If you think you can prove that, go for it. I'm not the only one who finds your failed attempts at making me look bad lulz-worthy :D

Hell, create a thread for it! I bet it'll get 5 stars!

Quote from: wellington1869

You want me to disconnect from the internet, kbl? There's not enough room on the internet for both of us to coexist?


I was thinking more along the lines of you taking a much-needed break from GH but if you decide to leave the Internet, more power to you.
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: wellington1869 on Tue, 07 December 2010, 15:16:13
ok, I will. and yea, it'll show clearly who is stalking who, and i'll be glad to post it if you want me to.

but you didnt answer the question. Can we coexist? I'm willing to try if you are.

It will mean though that you cant stalk me on geekhack from thread to thread and post to post for your amusement.

I'm sure the other geekhackers would also appreciate us not taking over threads with these petty little arguments. Right? Lets do it for geekhack, and for each other.
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: keyboardlover on Tue, 07 December 2010, 15:18:20
We can coexist. But I won't stop pointing out your trolling if you won't stop trolling.
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: itlnstln on Tue, 07 December 2010, 15:20:22
Quote from: Fwiffo;258960
Does this forum even have moderators?


Bro, if you think this is bad, you should have seen some of the epic battles webwit and xsphat, welly, didja, etc. had.
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: wellington1869 on Tue, 07 December 2010, 15:20:36
so the deal is:
neither of us follows the other from thread to thread and post to post just to call each other names or aim anything ad hominem (positive or negative) at each other.  

i'm in. what do you say?
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: wellington1869 on Tue, 07 December 2010, 15:21:48
Quote from: keyboardlover;258998
We can coexist. But I won't stop pointing out your trolling if you won't stop trolling.


thats a cop out bro.  I might post something perfectly normal which other GH'ers are participating in as well, and you'll pop up and claim its 'trolling' and launch into me.

That doesnt seem right, does it?

You're not the moderator anyway, so couldnt you just flag my posts that you think are troll posts?  So imav can decide?
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: wellington1869 on Tue, 07 December 2010, 15:23:23
Quote from: itlnstln;259002
Bro, if you think this is bad, you should have seen some of the epic battles webwit and xsphat, welly, didja, etc. had.


i'm trying a very different approach with kbl. I'm sick and tired of it. I hope he agrees to a reasonable truce.  All he has to do is click the flag on my posts that he doesnt like. Or put me on the ignore list. I'm willing to go along with that if it means peace. I'm extending my hand in friendship.
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: isp on Tue, 07 December 2010, 15:23:42
:popcorn:

about ready for the makeup sex?
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: keyboardlover on Tue, 07 December 2010, 15:24:42
This is getting so much less lulz-worthy than it used to be... :\
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: wellington1869 on Tue, 07 December 2010, 15:26:01
I'm waiting on kbl to publically agree to the deal. I've already agreed to it in public.
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: itlnstln on Tue, 07 December 2010, 15:26:58
Neither one of you are as good as webwit (or Xs, for that matter), so yeah, the lulz just aren't happening.  Nice try, fellas.  Carry on.
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: microsoft windows on Tue, 07 December 2010, 15:28:05
Quote from: itlnstln;259002
Bro, if you think this is bad, you should have seen some of the epic battles webwit and xsphat, welly, didja, etc. had.


There's been some pretty good battles with me too.
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: wellington1869 on Tue, 07 December 2010, 15:29:27
kbl, tell me whats in the way of your agreeing to our peace? Lets try to make it work. Whats blocking you from agreeing to such a deal?

If my 'trolling' bothers you, just flag the posts or ignorelist me. iMav is the moderator, he'll take care of me if its against forum rules. Okay?

and i'll do the same for you and you and I wont have to take over threads like this. Okay?

Here's a chance to prove neither of us is unreasonable. Okay?
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: keyboardlover on Tue, 07 December 2010, 15:31:02
Quote from: wellington1869
I'm waiting on kbl to publically agree to the deal. I've already agreed to it in public.


I already don't follow you post to post and taunt you, so I won't do that because I already don't!

(How Welly interprets this):
"Yes, I won! He apologized! I am da winner of da internetz!

*Sigh*
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: microsoft windows on Tue, 07 December 2010, 15:32:27
Reverse Psychology...or not?
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: wellington1869 on Tue, 07 December 2010, 15:32:51
Quote from: keyboardlover;259022
I already don't follow you post to post and taunt you, so I won't do that because I already don't!

(How Welly interprets this):
"Yes, I won! He apologized! I am da winner of da internetz!

*Sigh*


see, there's no need for that last part of your post. Dont worry what I think or how I interpret. I dont matter. Alright?

Great, so we have a deal.  So going forward if we find ourselves in a fight, all we have to do is follow the posts backwards and see who aimed a post at the other first. Right?

And thanks for making a deal. I promise to uphold my end.

And please utilize the flags on the posts if I ever offend you going forward, or just utilize the ignorelist. You can also send an email to iMav.  I appreciate  your cooperation and as I say, I promise to uphold my end of the deal here.
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: keyboardlover on Tue, 07 December 2010, 15:33:53
Quote from: wellington1869

Great, so we have a deal.  So going forward if we find ourselves in a fight, all we have to do is follow the posts backwards and see who aimed a post at the other first. Right?

Agreed. And thanks for making a deal. I promise to uphold my end.


(http://518fever.com/wp-content/uploads/asdimoro/confused.jpg)

Ok, whatever.
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: Lanx on Tue, 07 December 2010, 15:34:18
Quote from: keyboardlover;258970
I know dude - sorry...I'm kinda tired today. Will try to come up with something more amusing next time :D


I accept your apology and give you a yellow card (is that what soccer players get? oh noes i called it soccer!)
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: instantkamera on Tue, 07 December 2010, 16:04:38
Where's the beef?
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: Input Nirvana on Tue, 07 December 2010, 19:15:38
It would be so cool if this had been conducted via PM.

Then everybody else at GH would win.

Ba-Da-BING!!!
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: keyboardlover on Tue, 07 December 2010, 19:16:41
Trust me, it's better this way. You don't want to see the kind of things Welly says in PMs.
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: Input Nirvana on Tue, 07 December 2010, 19:19:31
Will it make me hard?

Go for it! LOL!!!!
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: keyboardlover on Tue, 07 December 2010, 19:24:32
Quote from: input nirvana;259183
Will it make me hard?


Maybe, if you swing that way. I've already posted some - look around a bit.
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: instantkamera on Tue, 07 December 2010, 19:25:18
Quote from: keyboardlover;259180
Trust me, it's better this way. You don't want to see the kind of things Welly says in PMs.


Point missed and yet proven at the same time.
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: Input Nirvana on Tue, 07 December 2010, 19:27:48
I'm a little loopy. I just got back from an afternoon date with a GORGEOUS 39 year old, smart, educated, professional, active woman. Never had kids. What is it with women that never had children that makes them start to get weird as the years go by?
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: Input Nirvana on Tue, 07 December 2010, 19:31:41
Quote from: ripster;259191
.

Just make it clear you won't do the plastic cup thing.


Got THAT right!
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: keyboardlover on Tue, 07 December 2010, 19:44:17
Quote from: instantkamera
Point missed and yet proven at the same time.


Lol yea I realized that after I posted it. I'm a walking conundrum :D

Quote
I'm a little loopy. I just got back from an afternoon date with a GORGEOUS 39 year old, smart, educated, professional, active woman. Never had kids.


Nice dude! Get some!
(Wish I had a link to ripster's lego pic for reference).
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: Input Nirvana on Tue, 07 December 2010, 19:54:23
I'd love to, but I just can't get past the weird factor :(

Back to dating 29 year olds...
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: ricercar on Tue, 07 December 2010, 21:46:53
Quote from: keyboardlover;259205
I'm a walking conundrum :D


You are large, you contain multitudes (W Whitman)
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: keyboardlover on Tue, 07 December 2010, 21:53:48
Quote from: ricercar;259276
You are large, you contain multitudes (W Whitman)


Nice. I love Whitman.
In college I once wrote a really good (IMO) essay on Leaves of Grass.
Title: Have You Ever Tried To Buy Something Through a Company Account?
Post by: itlnstln on Wed, 08 December 2010, 07:07:17
My GF is Ukranian.  No, you cannot have a pic of her in a white uniform.