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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: woody on Mon, 20 December 2010, 05:24:45

Title: public apology
Post by: woody on Mon, 20 December 2010, 05:24:45

Hereby, I officially offer my apologies to our GH member "nmd" for me suspecting it being a cheap trolling. We had a fair bet which she won and so I am proclaiming that she's real with a 99% certainty level. Cry, GH, cry!

Oh, well, whatever ... nevermind.

Title: public apology
Post by: nmd on Mon, 20 December 2010, 05:47:52

Victory tastes so sweet.

*Rubs it in.* Sorry, had to pour salt on the wound.

Title: public apology
Post by: sixty on Mon, 20 December 2010, 05:56:56

lol.

was the keyboard between the boobs part of the bet?! (looking at the new avatar)

usually ripster makes all women here take pictures with a keyboard on their head, i guess you can be prepared for that next.

Title: public apology
Post by: nmd on Mon, 20 December 2010, 06:13:03

Oh no, much much worse.

I'll just let you use your imagination. I'm scarred for life however.

Title: public apology
Post by: keyboardlover on Mon, 20 December 2010, 07:45:14

Topless pics or it didn't happen.

...what?

Title: public apology
Post by: nmd on Mon, 20 December 2010, 08:03:05

It never happened.

...who?

Title: public apology
Post by: Soarer on Mon, 20 December 2010, 08:04:25

Quote from: keyboardlover;266106

Topless pics or it didn't happen.

Indeed. Let's have a laugh at woody's man-boobs. As a penance.

Title: public apology
Post by: sixty on Mon, 20 December 2010, 08:07:18

Maybe this is woody all along dualboxing! Posting on his woody account to make us all bait the troll account he created named nmd?? I demand a cc of the proof, otherwise I call double troll here.

yeah, im just kidding.

Title: public apology
Post by: nmd on Mon, 20 December 2010, 08:20:31

Quote from: ripster;266109

Aha!  You should see the pictures I have PM'd to me from lmnop!!!

Repost.

Show Image

(http://i.imgur.com/IgjwC.png)

Completely, 100% accurate.

Title: public apology
Post by: keyboardlover on Mon, 20 December 2010, 08:46:33

Funny...saying that word makes me feel superior ;)

Title: public apology
Post by: woody on Mon, 20 December 2010, 08:54:08

lmnop seems worthy. Did she left because of mustache growing?

I'd post what I received from nmd, but then you'll all have to find replacement keyboards because cleaning is not so easy as water or tea spill.

@sixty: good conspiracy, but it's not worth the double trouble.

nmd also promised xmas-themed avatar. Or was it x-rated? Can't remember.

Title: public apology
Post by: nmd on Mon, 20 December 2010, 08:54:31

Quote from: keyboardlover;266135

Funny...saying that word makes me feel superior ;)

Do I dare ask why? Lol.

Title: public apology
Post by: keyboardlover on Mon, 20 December 2010, 08:58:52

Quote from: nmd;266138

Do I dare ask why? Lol.

One word:

"Boi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoing!"

(http://www.beavis-butthead.ru/pictures/stars.jpg)

Title: public apology
Post by: woody on Mon, 20 December 2010, 08:59:01

Because of the submission.

Title: public apology
Post by: woody on Mon, 20 December 2010, 09:09:02

See, sexual discrimination in full swing. I'd take court action.

Title: public apology
Post by: nmd on Mon, 20 December 2010, 09:41:21

So... I can get away with murder. Do I get 1 million dollars like that terrible movie that came out a while back? (Push a button and you get rich but someone dies.)

The picture was kind of funny she posted at least... /hide

Title: public apology
Post by: woody on Mon, 20 December 2010, 10:05:54

Quote from: nmd;266166

So... I can get away with murder.

Time to write my will. I am off to write a list of my keyboards and who will inherit them. Tax-free!

Title: public apology
Post by: patrickgeekhack on Mon, 20 December 2010, 10:45:24

Quote from: woody;266137

lmnop seems worthy. Did she left because of mustache growing?

I'd post what I received from nmd, but then you'll all have to find replacement keyboards because cleaning is not so easy as water or tea spill.

I have more than one keyboard, so I already have a replacement.

Title: public apology
Post by: woody on Mon, 20 December 2010, 11:16:34

Quote from: ripster;266187

Damn dude.  I'd report you but last time I did that iMav went on mod  rampage so clean it up.

Ugh, I had you first on my testament. Now have to redo all over again.

Title: public apology
Post by: panda-R on Mon, 20 December 2010, 11:31:36

she's kinda cute, do you think she likes pandas?

Title: public apology
Post by: woody on Mon, 20 December 2010, 11:47:10

Yes, to rest her legs on.

Title: public apology
Post by: panda-R on Mon, 20 December 2010, 11:55:05

i'm a nice panda, here me rawr!

Title: public apology
Post by: bpiphany on Mon, 20 December 2010, 12:09:20

Quote from: panda-R;266239

i'm a nice panda, here me rawr!

bla

Title: public apology
Post by: itlnstln on Mon, 20 December 2010, 12:34:28

David Attenborough is king.  Sigourney Weaver can suck it.

Title: public apology
Post by: panda-R on Mon, 20 December 2010, 12:43:57

have we moved onto planet earth yet?

Title: public apology
Post by: itlnstln on Mon, 20 December 2010, 13:02:54

DA was a soothing voice in my childhood while falling asleep to BBC documentaries when I was living in the UK getting bombed by the Libyans.  Sigourney Weaver fought aliens.

If she's bi, though, that would be cool.

Title: public apology
Post by: kriminal on Mon, 20 December 2010, 13:03:11

"quietly copies nmd's avatar and saves it to special nr0p file"

Title: public apology
Post by: panda-R on Mon, 20 December 2010, 13:09:58

i still think shes cute.

Title: public apology
Post by: msiegel on Mon, 20 December 2010, 13:12:00

where's imav with that hose

Title: public apology
Post by: itlnstln on Mon, 20 December 2010, 13:16:49

Quote from: msiegel;266284

where's imav with that hose

No ****.  Sounds like a bunch of dorks who have never talked to girls before.  C'mon, fellas, put down your ****s, go to the bar, talk to a few ladies, maybe get laid (or at least touch a boobie), and feel good about yourself.  Jeez.

Title: public apology
Post by: panda-R on Mon, 20 December 2010, 13:39:01

Quote from: ripster;266289

Pandas are naturally nearsighted and only see black and white.  I think they often mate with soccer balls.

lulz this one is pretty good.

Title: public apology
Post by: iMav on Mon, 20 December 2010, 13:40:43

Don't make me change my avatar!!

Title: public apology
Post by: Lanx on Mon, 20 December 2010, 14:33:14

Quote from: itlnstln;266288

No ****.  Sounds like a bunch of dorks who have never talked to girls before.  C'mon, fellas, put down your ****s, go to the bar, talk to a few ladies, maybe get laid (or at least touch a boobie), and feel good about yourself.  Jeez.

ah so true, especially in online interactions such as MMOs. I've played MMo's for 6 years or so and have been in at least 5 guilds, and behind everyone of them there was always an E-vag behind the scenes. Even towards the end when I controlled and lead a high end guild (I was top dog) there were still many E-vag's behind the scenes. This also lead to many arguments because I lead by force and results while E-vags tried to control many ppl with their virtual E-vag. These E-vag's could never affect me and leer me towards them, and i think that is what lead to so many arguments cuz these E-vag's were used to having their ways while also manipulating their puppy dog followers along as well. Nope E-vag's faced a big wall which came in the form of my fiancee. Now normally E-vag's welcomed a challenge, quite honestly if an E-vag was able to string along the leader/main tank of the guild (which i was dual role) then it was like having Brad Pitt in their arms. I would have to shrug them off at each and every turn, usually i'd just detour them to my fiancee for which they were scared of cuz my fiancee was particuarly skilled and ruthless in game. In the end I set up a "puppet" e-vag government, let "fake leaders" look like they lead and let them get manipulated by e-vags, so that the e-vags felt like they had power and they in turn felt like they had power, while I had the final say in matters, that particularly mattered or affected me. This was a hard lesson to learn, that even in the virtual world of e-vag, politics exist and it took a while for me to master it.

Title: public apology
Post by: msiegel on Mon, 20 December 2010, 14:47:58

thanks, that was a good lesson in real-world politics :)

Title: public apology
Post by: panda-R on Mon, 20 December 2010, 15:16:12

i still like soccer balls.

Title: public apology
Post by: RickyJ on Mon, 20 December 2010, 19:16:53

I'm actually pretty impressed that this is all she made you do.  She must be saving something else for epic lulz later, it's never this easy.

Title: public apology
Post by: nmd on Mon, 20 December 2010, 21:11:17

Quote from: woody

nmd also promised xmas-themed avatar. Or was it x-rated? Can't remember.

No I didn't.

Quote from: kriminal

"quietly copies nmd's avatar and saves it to special nr0p file"

You need a better nr0p file.

Quote from: ripster

hahaha - I did that already.

I was gonna use it in the NKRO wiki if I ever had the guts to PM her.

Why would it be in the NKRO wiki?

Quote from: itlnstln

No ****. Sounds like a bunch of dorks who have never talked to girls before. C'mon, fellas, put down your ****s, go to the bar, talk to a few ladies, maybe get laid (or at least touch a boobie), and feel good about yourself. Jeez.

Little known fact, they feel like a bag of sand.

Quote from: ripster

Pandas are naturally nearsighted and only see black and white. I think they often mate with soccer balls.

I demand a citation. That's too funny.

Quote from: iMav

Don't make me change my avatar!!

You can't, they're linked to your DNA. This was proven in the deleted scene where Norm tried to use Jack's avatar to sleep with Neytiri.

Quote from: Lanx

Wow related stuff...

I played WoW till like 8 months ago or so. Top end guild before I quit. Anyways my point being, yes. Lots of girls try to get their way and pull strings because they're complete loot ****s. I actually got a reputation during TBC for being one of these girls, completely undeserving I might add. I pissed someone off so they started spewing vile rumors, that just so happened to spread like wild fire. It's a double edge sword, you're either a loot **** - or everyone assumes you are, may as well be one. In my case I just switched servers, learned my lesson and didn't let people know my gender until after I knew them. Not that I minded getting loads of help when I needed it but it wasn't worth all the attention that comes with it - especially if there's ALWAYS a few immature people that will make up things to get popular. It was like high school - if you look a certain way then there's always an ******* that will find a way to tell people they slept with you.

I only really had problems in the "family" and casual guilds. Whenever I played in a top guild, people didn't care about your gender, they just wanted to get things done and get them done fast and right. Last I checked the highest guilds usually had a policy of no girls to prevent the things you mentioned and honestly I can't blame them too much.

Title: public apology
Post by: WhiteRice on Mon, 20 December 2010, 21:43:32

Making me make my own themed av... Humbug!

Title: public apology
Post by: kriminal on Mon, 20 December 2010, 22:24:29

Quote from: nmd;266497

You need a better nr0p file.

>_>
sigh...

Title: public apology
Post by: WhiteRice on Mon, 20 December 2010, 22:27:07

Quote from: kriminal;266540

>_>
sigh...

lol p4f file :3

Title: public apology
Post by: Voixdelion on Mon, 20 December 2010, 23:17:30

Quote from: ripster;266109

Aha!  You should see the pictures I have PM'd to me from lmnop!!!

Repost.

Show Image

(http://i.imgur.com/IgjwC.png)

LOL!! Love this!

Where in the world do you find the time to collect all these little gems, Ripster?

Title: public apology
Post by: Lanx on Mon, 20 December 2010, 23:35:52

Quote from: nmd;266497

I played WoW till like 8 months ago or so. Top end guild before I quit. Anyways my point being, yes. Lots of girls try to get their way and pull strings because they're complete loot ****s. I actually got a reputation during TBC for being one of these girls, completely undeserving I might add. I pissed someone off so they started spewing vile rumors, that just so happened to spread like wild fire. It's a double edge sword, you're either a loot **** - or everyone assumes you are, may as well be one. In my case I just switched servers, learned my lesson and didn't let people know my gender until after I knew them. Not that I minded getting loads of help when I needed it but it wasn't worth all the attention that comes with it - especially if there's ALWAYS a few immature people that will make up things to get popular. It was like high school - if you look a certain way then there's always an ******* that will find a way to tell people they slept with you.

I only really had problems in the "family" and casual guilds. Whenever I played in a top guild, people didn't care about your gender, they just wanted to get things done and get them done fast and right. Last I checked the highest guilds usually had a policy of no girls to prevent the things you mentioned and honestly I can't blame them too much.

See! i wasn't joking about e-vag politics it exists! And when I played I saw all ends of the spectrum from being trifled with it (i was outclassing a leader, cuz i was just too awesome, and his rl wife got mad and initiated evaging with as many members as she could, [she'd cyber them during the daytime when he worked and she could play since she was your usual, wife, no job 19hr mmo girl] and proceeded on a campaign to oust me, which i will admit worked after 6months at first i really couldn't understand why this was happening when we were succeeding with me being so awesome, turns out she was virtually succeeding... elsewhere, in the end tho i went to a struggling guild and we ending up being top guild), to managing it, as i said b4, it was actually evag politics 202, i was using with that puppet government! that took years of planning and getting as many spies within my guild as possible checking up on the evaging(cuz evaging will always happen, you just have to police it, is what i figured out worked in the end). I woulda loved that no girl rule, but sometimes that's difficult too, one of the main reasons why my guild became top guild was cuz of me being the MT and my fiancee being my healer. Oh sure 99% of the time when a "couple" or husband/wife combo plays, there is always! a slacker... i think it's fair to say 99% of the time it's the wife that is the slacker, either in skill or something, and she'll be "strung" along just cuz the husband is that awesome, and they can sorta use her. But no! she's been gaming for over 25 years, and i'm not talking about the fake chicks that play GH, and think they're gamers, nope she's done every FF (except 12, she said it was too ugly and she had too much work, hey that's life, but man made me waste 50bucks) twice.
Then guess what, these wives then become THE WORST evags ever, they are the most ruthless and vile evags, especially the wives that don't have a job, cuz they play all day, they are basically in this world, and once they "stake their claim" on their pray, that's it, those guys become their property. And quite honestly the husband either
1. knows and doesn't care cuz then he won't have to deal with all the emo stuff! let some noob, horny boy work her up for 10hrs in the day, he can have fun time for realz at nite (i know this sounded graphic but from lotsa stories this is as real as it gets)
2. too scared to do anything, these are the wussie husbands, who go ... "hey why are you flying out to toronto for 4 days? who lives there" and she'll go oh nobody(someone in guild and i saw his hot FB pic!!!).

I wonder if you got your "rep" from the other evags spreading it (man this sounds bad like crabs) or from gossip boys really.

Title: public apology
Post by: 8_INCH_FLOPPY on Tue, 21 December 2010, 01:46:01

ಠ_ಠ

Title: public apology
Post by: ricercar on Wed, 22 December 2010, 12:33:14

Quote from: nmd;266080

Victory tastes so sweet.

*Rubs it in.* Sorry, had to pour salt on the wound.

I think she fits in pretty damn well.

Quote from: itlnstln;266262

Sigourney Weaver can suck it.

Yes, please. But I want the Alien /Ghostbuster vintage Sigourney, please.

Title: public apology
Post by: PAINKILLER on Wed, 22 December 2010, 13:20:40

Quote from: Lanx;266567

See! i wasn't joking about e-vag politics it exists! bla bla bla wow stuff tl;dr(blabla tl;dr[tl;dr] wtl;dr) lolwut;dr
1. tl;dr
2. asdfasdf... tl;dr

lol hadn't seen anyone (including me) put nested parentheses talking about anything for a long time.