Google Translate seems to do better:
Since most of the rest of the page is in images, I'd have to rely on Google Goggles translating via my phone, and frankly, that sounds like a lot of work. . . but the English section headers probably get across the bullet points well enough.
THANK you! I actually did what you did. You beat me to it while I was writing a SELF response.
The keyword I was looking for is "coming soon"
(http://geekhack.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=15737&stc=1&d=1299170448)
So I guess I will wait. But looking forward to put some competition to my Decks. What I really like about this board is the Blue MX.
Thanks again for the tip.