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Title: Is there a keyboard that can bring me more pleasure?
Post by: panda-R on Mon, 28 February 2011, 10:03:28
Hello I'm Panda and I'm new here.

l'm looking for a mechanical keyboard with a small footprint. I don't know much about mechanical keyboards so any recommendations would be great. Would the Nopoopoo Dark Chocolate Micro be a good board?

On a side note, I absolutely adore my rubber dome. At first I thought it was so boring to type on but it really grows on you and I learned to love it. It's definitely not everyone's cup of tea though.
Title: Is there a keyboard that can bring me more pleasure?
Post by: sixty on Mon, 28 February 2011, 10:19:05
http://www.geekalerts.com/bamboo-keyboard-mouse/
Title: Is there a keyboard that can bring me more pleasure?
Post by: BucklingSpring on Mon, 28 February 2011, 10:19:54
Quote from: panda-R;302162
On a side note, I absolutely adore my rubber dome. At first I thought it was so boring to type on but it really grows on you and I learned to love it. It's definitely not everyone's cup of tea though.


Well, can you tell us more on what turns you on?
You adore rubber dome, but have you even try without rubber?
What is the brand and model of your current rubber dome affair?
Is money a concern?

What are you doing with your keyboard?

Personnaly, the biggest pleasure I get is when I click purchase.
The keyboard itself is only accessory.
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Post by: BucklingSpring on Mon, 28 February 2011, 10:24:21
Ripster + Sixty = toooooooooooo hilarious.

:pound::pound::pound::pound::pound::pound::pound:
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Post by: BucklingSpring on Mon, 28 February 2011, 10:32:38
Quote from: ripster;302181
Money is not a concern to PandaR.

I know this because his camera is nicer than mine.


I think I just got ambushed...

(http://www.bestmotivationalposters.com/images/panda-soldiers-funny-motivational-poster.jpg)


I didn't notice at first that Panda-R was a senior member.
Title: Is there a keyboard that can bring me more pleasure?
Post by: noodles256 on Mon, 28 February 2011, 10:41:13
Quote from: panda-R;302162
Hello I'm Panda and I'm new here.

l'm looking for a mechanical keyboard with a small footprint. I don't know much about mechanical keyboards so any recommendations would be great. Would the Nopoopoo Dark Chocolate Micro be a good board?

On a side note, I absolutely adore my rubber dome. At first I thought it was so boring to type on but it really grows on you and I learned to love it. It's definitely not everyone's cup of tea though.


Title: Is there a keyboard that can bring me more pleasure?
Post by: pitashen on Mon, 28 February 2011, 10:41:48
Could it be the frustration from all the newb questions raised on this forum?
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Post by: manfaux on Mon, 28 February 2011, 10:43:13
this thread is the epitome of trolling!
Title: Is there a keyboard that can bring me more pleasure?
Post by: itlnstln on Mon, 28 February 2011, 10:44:27
Quote from: ripster;302205
He's not that droll.


Quote from: manfaux;302206
this thread is the epitome of trolling!


Drolling?
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Post by: Armando Penblade on Mon, 28 February 2011, 11:06:11
It just looks like a dirty "otaku" board :(
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Post by: BucklingSpring on Mon, 28 February 2011, 11:39:40
Quote from: itlnstln;302208
Drolling?


Drole, means funny in French...

Eg - Politician Jean Charest on Youtube (http://youtu.be/RmDlqpVCBnY)
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Post by: panda-R on Mon, 28 February 2011, 11:52:59
Quote from: BucklingSpring;302174

What are you doing with your keyboard?


I am not at liberty to divulge state secrets. The Department of Zooland Security strictly forbids engaging in meaningful discussions with enemy combatants.

Quote from: BucklingSpring;302188
I think I just got ambushed...


LOLicobacter pylori!
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Post by: panda-R on Mon, 28 February 2011, 11:55:05
Quote from: ripster;302181
Money is not a concern to PandaR.

I know this because his camera is nicer than mine.


I am PandaR the destroyer of bamboo. This title occasionally means that I must have at my disposal large sensor cameras to capture the maximum of light in anticipation of terrorist attacks that could impede in our way of life.
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Post by: panda-R on Mon, 28 February 2011, 11:57:11
now that we got the drolling out of the way.... the one keyboard to doom them all is quite nice to type on, except the variant that i currently posses has a larger bottom that i would like sitting on my desk. This would not be a problem if my keyboard was kim kardashian but I would like to go back to tenkeyless type buttocks.
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Post by: db_Iodine on Mon, 28 February 2011, 12:14:01
I believe you're not a real bamboo eating Panda. Instead you're Panda (poo) from Skins (UK).

(http://nuelenegallos.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/pandora_episode4_skins_thumb.png?w=419&h=310)
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Post by: guilleguillaume on Mon, 28 February 2011, 12:40:40
I was missing panda-R threads.

■___■
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Post by: Mr. Perfect on Mon, 28 February 2011, 12:41:42
I think some round two doubleshots are what you're looking for. Oh, buuuurn. :flame:
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Post by: panda-R on Mon, 28 February 2011, 13:13:03
Quote from: Mr. Perfect;302296
I think some round two doubleshots are what you're looking for. Oh, buuuurn. :flame:


Round two doubleshots sound vaguely familiar however my limited capacity to memorize promises and responsibilities are comparable to a panda's ability to learn not to fall out of a tree while sleeping.
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Post by: Mr. Perfect on Mon, 28 February 2011, 13:23:14
Oh, so that's what Pandas have black eyes all the time. They "fell".
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Post by: BucklingSpring on Mon, 28 February 2011, 14:49:03
Quote from: Mr. Perfect;302317
Oh, so that's what Pandas have black eyes all the time. They "fell".


Yes they fell... But those are not black eyes.

Bamboos are growing in a white sand similar to chalk.
The Panda is actually a drunk black bear. Their limited flexibilty only allow them to clean their limbs and rub their eyes.

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/funny-pictures-panda-does-a-trick-and-falls.jpg)
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Post by: BucklingSpring on Mon, 28 February 2011, 14:54:48
Quote from: panda-R;302262
I am not at liberty to divulge state secrets. The Department of Zooland Security strictly forbids engaging in meaningful discussions with enemy combatants.


No sh!t - Btw are you related to that Panda in Atlanta?

Because he doesn't talk much ether and was as mobile as that boulder

(http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/11/screen_shot_2010-11-29_at_10.00.04_am.png)
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Post by: db_Iodine on Mon, 28 February 2011, 14:55:01
Quote from: BucklingSpring;302350
Yes they fell... But those are not black eyes.

Bamboos are growing in a white sand similar to chalk.
The Panda is actually a drunk black bear. Their limited flexibilty only allow them to clean their limbs and rub their eyes.


We're not talking about normal Panda bears here. It's the R (racing) version and as we all know from motorsports, the R always means it's better.

(http://motorbeam.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/pagani-zonda-r-black.jpg)
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Post by: BucklingSpring on Mon, 28 February 2011, 14:58:33
Eh BTW, I'm a big fan of your band.

When's your next gig

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DJe3vpipo5g/SSqz90mvTbI/AAAAAAAABtk/3VpRK5kKTEQ/s1600/panda.jpg)
Title: Is there a keyboard that can bring me more pleasure?
Post by: BucklingSpring on Mon, 28 February 2011, 15:01:10
Quote from: db_Iodine;302354
We're not talking about normal Panda bears here. It's the R (racing) version and as we all know from motorsports, the R always means it's better.


Waow... Let me know next time you see one of those in a tree.

Meanwhile, what do you think of this one:
(http://www.dumb.com/m_pictures/3e062b4d86b33948452cb53f5869b65a.jpg)
Title: Is there a keyboard that can bring me more pleasure?
Post by: ironman31 on Mon, 28 February 2011, 15:27:03
Quote from: ripster;302210
Back on topic to answer the OP I consider the key lettering on a Noppoo trolling.
Show Image
(http://polpo.org/noppoo/IMG_2933.jpg)


The lettering is actually quite bad, but the plastic makes the browns feel a lot nicer.
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Post by: panda-R on Mon, 28 February 2011, 16:19:18
I think this thread would be more relevant if we related the term pleasure not to that of typing but with the sins of the flesh.
Title: Is there a keyboard that can bring me more pleasure?
Post by: nraymond on Mon, 28 February 2011, 16:36:54
Quote from: panda-R;302388
I think this thread would be more relevant if we related the term pleasure not to that of typing but with the sins of the flesh.


Well, in that case I'd say it depends on what sorts of sins you are into... if it's writing adult stories, I'd say the keyboard that you enjoy typing on the most will bring the most pleasure and the least pain, unless of course you are writing an S&M story and maybe you want a keyboard that brings you pain (PC Jr. keyboard perhaps?)  Alternatively, if you're working on developing a teledildonics system, perhaps you have a GUI with good keyboard shortcuts in which case a keyboard with n-key rollover could be very important for not getting your commands out-of-sequence or lost to any remote participants.  We'll need to know more info to be able to help you.
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Post by: Tony on Mon, 28 February 2011, 22:54:55
Quote from: panda-R;302162
Hello I'm Panda and I'm new here.

l'm looking for a mechanical keyboard with a small footprint. I don't know much about mechanical keyboards so any recommendations would be great. Would the Nopoopoo Dark Chocolate Micro be a good board?

On a side note, I absolutely adore my rubber dome. At first I thought it was so boring to type on but it really grows on you and I learned to love it. It's definitely not everyone's cup of tea though.



How about this keyboard?
(http://www.upl.co/uploads/gaming-girl-54.jpg)
Title: Is there a keyboard that can bring me more pleasure?
Post by: theferenc on Mon, 28 February 2011, 23:11:19
Quote from: Tony;302558
How about this keyboard?
Show Image
(http://www.upl.co/uploads/gaming-girl-54.jpg)


I'll take two, please.
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Post by: bettablue on Tue, 01 March 2011, 00:42:31
Quote from: sixty;302173
http://www.geekalerts.com/bamboo-keyboard-mouse/
I forgat all about these.  I saw them on site or other a while ago, but never really gave them much thought.  Somehow these just don't seem to be a great use of resources.  Now if they were to put some kind of decent mechanicals... Bucling spring comes to mind, but Cherry Browns or Blacks...  Then they would really have something.
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Post by: bettablue on Tue, 01 March 2011, 00:44:44
Quote from: ripster;302194
Senior Member does not indicate Maturity.

Ask me how I know this.
OK Ripster, I'll bite.  How do you know?  ;-)
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Post by: db_Iodine on Tue, 01 March 2011, 00:47:26
Quote from: Tony;302558
How about this keyboard?
Show Image
(http://www.upl.co/uploads/gaming-girl-54.jpg)


F*ck the keyboard. I'd love to play NES with her.
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Post by: bettablue on Tue, 01 March 2011, 00:49:45
Quote from: noodles256;302202
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1PBptSDIh8

Please don't tell me.  Ed Sullivan, right?  That was so, so, so...  Oh, Hell!!! I can't say what I want to say because I don't want someone to take it the wrong way.  

BTW, I spend entirely too much time on GeekHack.  I never know just what I'm going to run into next.  Keep it up guys and gals, my wife already thinks I crazy.  Why not give her another reason.
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Post by: bettablue on Tue, 01 March 2011, 00:54:23
Quote from: ripster;302293
Contact the Korean guy in that other thread offering to buy from Leopold and get a 87U!  And WAIT for dem Skully keys.

THIS is the one keyboard to DOOM THEM ALL!

Show Image
(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5281/5357836510_e0b416d1d1_z.jpg)
Ripster, I still want your track ball!  Where's your 8 ball though?  Does it use real billiard balls?
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Post by: Evil_Spork on Tue, 01 March 2011, 01:17:58
I actually like the lettering on the Noppoo... >.>
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Post by: kill will on Tue, 01 March 2011, 02:11:19
Buckling springs brings me good pressure.
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Post by: panda-R on Tue, 01 March 2011, 09:46:04
p-p-p-pandaface p-p-pandaface
muh muh muh mah
Title: Is there a keyboard that can bring me more pleasure?
Post by: BucklingSpring on Tue, 01 March 2011, 10:35:08
Quote from: ripster;302741
Have you herd about KBDthority.net?


Is it really how you spell it?
I was curious about it but there is no registered domain for KBDthority.
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Post by: itlnstln on Tue, 01 March 2011, 10:41:01
It's really Deskthority.net.
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Post by: panda-R on Tue, 01 March 2011, 11:56:32
i don't know who the OP is but I'm still interested in finding a keyboard that is suitable for transition from my rubber dome.
Title: Is there a keyboard that can bring me more pleasure?
Post by: panda-R on Tue, 01 March 2011, 11:57:17
whatever you do, do not click sample 3! DO NOT!!!!
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Post by: BucklingSpring on Tue, 01 March 2011, 12:03:03
Quote from: panda-R;302838
whatever you do, do not click sample 3! DO NOT!!!!


Why not?
You don't like black on white fonts?
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Post by: db_Iodine on Tue, 01 March 2011, 12:07:17
Quote from: BucklingSpring;302843
Why not?
You don't like black on white fonts?


Pandas are fine with black on white, after all they are black on white themselves.
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Post by: BucklingSpring on Tue, 01 March 2011, 12:12:01
Quote from: panda-R;302836
i don't know who the OP is but I'm still interested in finding a keyboard that is suitable for transition from my rubber dome.


A transition is changing from one state to another.

As the OP you don't provide the details of where you want to go with this.

ie Transition from RD to WHAT?
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Post by: BucklingSpring on Tue, 01 March 2011, 12:22:42
Quote from: ripster;302852
I think Sample3 is Verdana.


(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/01/VerdanaSpecimen.svg/220px-VerdanaSpecimen.svg.png)


That's what I thought at first glance.

(http://geekhack.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=15702&stc=1&d=1299003467)


But when I turned up the brightness... It revealed a whole new dimension.
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Post by: BucklingSpring on Tue, 01 March 2011, 12:29:07
Quote from: ripster;302858

I call this pic, "Panda Perversions"


Is it because the Gerbil has no arms to prevent the pervert Pandas to touch the bumps on her chest?

Wait... oh... Nevermind...  Those little missplaced rubber domes are arms.
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Post by: panda-R on Tue, 01 March 2011, 13:53:27
Quote from: BucklingSpring;302854
A transition is changing from one state to another.

As the OP you don't provide the details of where you want to go with this.

ie Transition from RD to WHAT?


what what in the what now?
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Post by: panda-R on Tue, 01 March 2011, 14:28:11
Quote from: ripster;302934
PandaR - you'll be happy to know that the nice lady that sent me that picture is a Nigerian Princess named Runeazn.

If you need her email just let me know.  I think she may be the heiress of lottery winnings too.


Does that nice lady have any relation to our princess runeazn? Could they be one and the same? Is runeazn pictured in sample3?
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Post by: panda-R on Tue, 01 March 2011, 15:54:27
if she is the one for you, then how do i fit into your life my dearest?
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Post by: BucklingSpring on Tue, 01 March 2011, 16:54:51
Quote from: ripster;303034
Alas, I am not a furry.  Our relationship was doomed from the start.


Oh my God. This is too much.

When I say to friends that I often spend times on a keyboard forum. They call me nerd. When to my defense I say "but those guys are hilarious. You should try... It IS entertaining!" They usually reply "I rest my case".

I'm currently between two jobs. The previous has been cut in a corporate reorg. That's why I can afford paying a little more attention to the crazy stuff going on here. I maintain my stand... You guys ARE funny.

I'm already on the short list for couple of interesting positions. Spending time here ease the wait for phone calls and job interview requests.

Thanks for making my day.
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Post by: BucklingSpring on Tue, 01 March 2011, 17:03:38
Quote from: ripster;303063
Just to be clear, I'm funny.


Yes you are. Like a shinning star in a clear night sky, you are not alone.
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Post by: keyboardlover on Tue, 01 March 2011, 17:09:45
@panda-R, if you want more pleasure, buy everything in my sig.

Including Taeyeon.
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Post by: panda-R on Tue, 01 March 2011, 21:12:08
@keyboardlover i enjoy the pleasure but more so with a hyoyeon and yuri sandwich.
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Post by: flashstar on Sun, 06 March 2011, 01:55:03
Quote from: theferenc;302559
I'll take two, please.


I'm a bit late here but I'd tap that keyboard any day!
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Post by: flashstar on Sun, 06 March 2011, 01:55:55
Quote from: Tony;302558
How about this keyboard?
Show Image
(http://www.upl.co/uploads/gaming-girl-54.jpg)


I'm a bit late here but I'd tap that keyboard any day! haha
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Post by: speakeasy on Sun, 06 March 2011, 02:22:33
Quote from: ripster;302181
Money is not a concern to PandaR.

I know this because his camera is nicer than mine.


He must have a Canon then.
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Post by: keyboardlover on Sun, 06 March 2011, 06:23:04
Panda's back, and he's bigger and badder than ever!

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XChCcLljTKM/TA9fgh91gEI/AAAAAAAAA3I/_CJPs6M1vMY/s1600/panda+dog2.jpg)
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Post by: pitashen on Sun, 06 March 2011, 13:58:15
Quote from: flashstar;306036
I'm a bit late here but I'd tap that keyboard any day! haha


I would actually throw that keyboard away instead.
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Post by: woody on Sun, 06 March 2011, 18:08:52
Quote from: Tony;302558
How about this keyboard?
Show Image
(http://www.upl.co/uploads/gaming-girl-54.jpg)


She is curved, that keybroad.