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Title: the smallest keyboard ever.
Post by: imsto on Sat, 12 March 2011, 10:16:30

try this   lol

http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/8eE2Xe5HSzE/

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Post by: appie747 on Sat, 12 March 2011, 10:25:27

Lol!!

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Post by: db_Iodine on Sat, 12 March 2011, 10:35:27

I just love these Apple jokes. The best thing is that these products would most likely be best sellers if they were real Apple products.

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Post by: kill will on Sat, 12 March 2011, 11:32:34

hilarious that appl paid for the tsunami ?

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Post by: kill will on Sat, 12 March 2011, 11:33:46

what is hilarious about fridays chart? i truly do not understand ?

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Post by: kill will on Sat, 12 March 2011, 11:35:03

that chart represents a lot more than x + y = 350

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Post by: reaper on Sat, 12 March 2011, 12:33:29

Haha.. that was hilarious. =D

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Post by: kill will on Sat, 12 March 2011, 12:45:17

ripster

learn about what a ****ing put is before u post another chart.  

especially on yesterdays date.

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Post by: db_Iodine on Sat, 12 March 2011, 12:48:44

Quote from: kill will;310491

that chart represents a lot more than x + y = 350

Dude, couldn't you just write one post instead of three?

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Post by: kill will on Sat, 12 March 2011, 12:51:45

no

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Post by: kill will on Sat, 12 March 2011, 12:52:38

i am finnish.  respect.  leaf branch.

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Post by: db_Iodine on Sat, 12 March 2011, 12:55:08

I'm Finnish, but I don't respect.

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Post by: kill will on Sat, 12 March 2011, 12:56:23

true. gl anyway dude.

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Post by: kill will on Sat, 12 March 2011, 14:33:50

joke

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Post by: bugfix on Sat, 12 March 2011, 14:35:04

W(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101116230744/frontierville/images/thumb/d/dd/Rodeo_Hat-icon.png/40px-Rodeo_Hat-icon.png)

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Post by: kill will on Sat, 12 March 2011, 14:42:10

i guess i will go back to 7th grade mentality.  youre a ****in dork.  get over urself and the 25k u made off aapl. the amount of time u waste posting pictures of legos and other nonsense, u actually lost like 200k this year.

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Post by: kill will on Sat, 12 March 2011, 14:49:49

ya that people like u dont even help sell keyboards, post nonsense all day and try to influence the whole community.  when the community is ****ing invisible.

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Post by: kill will on Sat, 12 March 2011, 14:52:33

this site is a joke.  ill prolly get banned or just take a break and create a new screen name later. its information on model m's is great, but your rhetoric which is like 10% of every thread is just non sense.

YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.

re read napolean hill.  HOW DO YOU KNOW?  the answer is you dont know ****.  

and if u try and out me again i will out ^ 3

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Post by: kill will on Sat, 12 March 2011, 14:54:59

ya i guess i am like webwit.  at least i have good taste.

enjoy your cost co pizza and aapl stock. im done trying to reason with you.  you attacked me first and insulted my mother.  in game theory that means i should destroy u.

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Post by: keyboardlover on Sat, 12 March 2011, 14:55:14

Who the hell is this troll anyway?

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Post by: kill will on Sat, 12 March 2011, 15:01:46

i will now put a LARGE put on u.  try and guess the date.  second friday of the month.  good luck buddy.

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Post by: kill will on Sat, 12 March 2011, 15:03:01

jan 2014 sounds good to me.  long term.

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Post by: kill will on Sat, 12 March 2011, 15:05:25

7" u wanna graph of it buddy

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Post by: db_Iodine on Sat, 12 March 2011, 15:06:15

I'd like to nominate kill will for the next troll poll.

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Post by: keyboardlover on Sat, 12 March 2011, 15:09:53

The problem with kill will isn't the size of his ****, it's that the **** part is the only part of him that actually exists.

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Post by: kill will on Sat, 12 March 2011, 15:10:32

thank you. at least you see my point.

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Post by: keyboardlover on Sat, 12 March 2011, 15:12:21

Quote from: kill will;310653

thank you. at least you see my point.

Your point is that you're a penis?

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Post by: kill will on Sat, 12 March 2011, 15:13:03

i guess ur **** is dead then.  sorry dude.  100 cc's of viagra might work for u. try it out.

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Post by: keyboardlover on Sat, 12 March 2011, 15:14:51

I once met a guy who said he took too much viagra and had a hole in his bed as a result. He acted a lot like kill will.

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Post by: Ekaros on Sat, 12 March 2011, 15:15:09

Apple might even do that, or shufflephone next? Randomly calls on number in your phone-book, or random number all together ;D

My mouse hovers on report... Too lazy to press it though...

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Post by: RiGS on Sat, 12 March 2011, 15:16:06

What is emotional breakdown?

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Post by: kill will on Sat, 12 March 2011, 15:19:21

ya im a **** and an *******. u guys are all right.  this is the internet. sigh.

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Post by: keyboardlover on Sat, 12 March 2011, 15:20:30

Are there After School Specials on Finnish TV?

"12 year olds mixing viagra with crystal meth: The Kill Will Story."

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Post by: kill will on Sat, 12 March 2011, 15:21:43

lol there should be.  mix some jack daniels, vicodin, and weed in there too please.

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Post by: keyboardlover on Sat, 12 March 2011, 15:22:43

Well, at least now we know what's wrong with you.

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Post by: Quest- on Mon, 14 March 2011, 11:26:34

what happened here :D

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Post by: verifyid on Mon, 14 March 2011, 12:53:44

more like why was he so mad

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Post by: RiGS on Mon, 14 March 2011, 14:09:39

Quote from: ripster;311550

In other exciting news my taxes are finished.

I made a lot of money in the stock market last year Kill Will.

I thought you sell lego porn.

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Post by: dracaXL on Mon, 14 March 2011, 15:33:09

This thread was hilarious.

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Post by: BucklingSpring on Mon, 14 March 2011, 15:57:45

Quote from: dracaXL;311676

This thread was hilarious.

Look for more of Peter Serafinowicz. He's as funny as it can be.

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Post by: phototristan on Mon, 14 March 2011, 16:09:10

What key switch is this and can I get a Red key cap for it?

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Post by: BucklingSpring on Mon, 14 March 2011, 16:14:59

Quote from: phototristan;311686

What key switch is this and can I get a Red key cap for it?

Apparently it is a Topre Keychain
(http://keyboardporn.com/files/gimgs/11_toprekeychain1.jpg)

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Post by: BucklingSpring on Mon, 14 March 2011, 20:29:43

Quote from: ripster;311823

Who?

Is it another Ripster rhetorical question?
Did I screw up the spelling?

I'm sure you have a Lego stage somewhere with Peter fighting Darth Vader... Speaking of the Devil I think the following is also from him.

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Post by: BucklingSpring on Tue, 15 March 2011, 00:29:53

Quote from: kalrykh;311875

Jesus.  I can't believe I watched that entire thing.  I want 7 minutes of my life back.

I can only give you 50s back - I present you the iToilet

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Post by: killy on Tue, 15 March 2011, 00:49:18

Long term investments with apple? The ipad was 'huge,' and so was the iphone 4, 3GS, and 3G.

I'm still looking for a tablet with stylus input.

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Post by: False_Dmitry_II on Tue, 15 March 2011, 01:01:24

God. I don't think I could put money there because I want them to crash and burn instead of be successful. I don't think it'll ever happen though.

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Post by: keyboardlover on Tue, 15 March 2011, 06:37:04

(http://geekhack.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=16119&stc=1&d=1300189012)

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Post by: keyboardlover on Tue, 15 March 2011, 06:38:31

Clarinet boy is my favorite meme right now.

(http://geekhack.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=16118&stc=1&d=1300156050)

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Post by: sdnnvs on Tue, 15 March 2011, 06:42:07

This may not be the smallest, but is the simplest ...

(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/116384/funnykeyboards_1.jpg)

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Post by: RiGS on Tue, 15 March 2011, 07:53:10

Certainly, if you are a computer.

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Post by: BucklingSpring on Tue, 15 March 2011, 08:47:04

Quote from: sdnnvs;312015

This may not be the smallest, but is the simplest ...

Then in the how many keyboards do yo own poll I forgot to mention few of this one.

(http://www.umfm.com/media/news/light-switch.jpg)

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Post by: db_Iodine on Tue, 15 March 2011, 08:55:21

Quote from: keyboardlover;312014

Clarinet boy is my favorite meme right now.

Show Image

(http://geekhack.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=16118&stc=1&d=1300156050)

That is epic. Truly explains what happened to me.

Oh btw. First post with my Realforce! Yay!

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Post by: BucklingSpring on Tue, 15 March 2011, 09:09:44

Quote from: db_Iodine;312060

Oh btw. First post with my Realforce! Yay!

It's a bit short... You can make them longer, but it takes practice.

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Post by: keyboardlover on Tue, 15 March 2011, 09:32:08

Thank iodine...how are you liking the realforce?

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Post by: db_Iodine on Tue, 15 March 2011, 09:33:51

I thought I'd keep it short since it's not really the smallest keyboard ever, but I sure like it a lot (much better than MX browns are anyway). In fact it feels like it's kind of a big keyboard after using my Noppoo.

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Post by: keyboardlover on Tue, 15 March 2011, 09:35:32

Congrats! Welcome to the realforce club!

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Post by: RiGS on Tue, 15 March 2011, 09:38:06

Do you like it over your mx blue Noppoo?

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Post by: db_Iodine on Tue, 15 March 2011, 09:40:40

I'm going to have to give it some more time. Mainly to get myself used to the pinky keys (these things are light!), to make a proper judgment, but overall it would seem like it's going to challenge MX blues as my favorite switch.

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Post by: BucklingSpring on Tue, 15 March 2011, 11:42:01

Quote from: db_Iodine;312086

Mainly to get myself used to the pinky keys (these things are light!)

So you got the one with 3 levels of pressure sensitivity in an ergonomically distributed layout?

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Post by: Philth on Tue, 15 March 2011, 17:25:13

troll makes me lol