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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: keyboardlover on Wed, 16 March 2011, 12:05:12

Title: Panda-R, what'd you DO???
Post by: keyboardlover on Wed, 16 March 2011, 12:05:12

San Diego Zoo keeper clawed, bitten by giant panda; state regulators classify it as 'attack' (http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/03/zoo-keeper-clawed-bitten-by-giant-panda-state-regulators-classify-it-as-attack.html)

So THAT'S why you were too busy to play Counter-Strike!

Title: Panda-R, what'd you DO???
Post by: panda-R on Wed, 16 March 2011, 12:26:18

I was touched in an inappropriate place and I demanded reparations. When they declined I took matters into my own paws and attempted to bite off their leg. Shortly after I realized that legs do not taste as good as bamboo and I let go and went back to my usual activities of falling off trees and eating bamboo.

Title: Panda-R, what'd you DO???
Post by: keyboardlover on Wed, 16 March 2011, 12:29:45

Is that what your publicist advised you to say?

Title: Panda-R, what'd you DO???
Post by: noodles256 on Wed, 16 March 2011, 12:31:35

lawl

Title: Panda-R, what'd you DO???
Post by: panda-R on Wed, 16 March 2011, 13:13:00

I'm not sure if koala would go well down the tummy, they're a little bit too hairy for my liking.

Title: Panda-R, what'd you DO???
Post by: Twitchy on Wed, 16 March 2011, 14:23:19

All the eucalyptus they eat might help if you have a cold.

Title: Panda-R, what'd you DO???
Post by: Lpb45 on Wed, 16 March 2011, 15:47:41

I wanna be a koala

Title: Panda-R, what'd you DO???
Post by: panda-R on Wed, 16 March 2011, 17:08:25

Quote from: Lpb45;312845

I wanna be a koala

you want me to eat your face? You're nasty little bugger aren't u.

Title: Panda-R, what'd you DO???
Post by: Lpb45 on Wed, 16 March 2011, 17:18:52

Quote from: panda-R;312887

you want me to eat your face? You're nasty little bugger aren't u.

ok ok ok I wanna be a panda RRRRRRRR