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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: panda-R on Thu, 17 March 2011, 12:27:40

Title: HELP! Going to the U S of A and need to find stuff to buy online...
Post by: panda-R on Thu, 17 March 2011, 12:27:40: So imma going to the states to pick up some junk and like I need to find some more junk to make my trip worthwhile. I've been scouring the amazon but have yet to find anything or cheap dat i really want. Can anyone help? I'm really easily persuaded to buy useless things or useless in the sense that I have no use for it.
Title: HELP! Going to the U S of A and need to find stuff to buy online...
Post by: Lpb45 on Thu, 17 March 2011, 12:34:47: Here are a couple.

Urine Therapy - what else can be said
http://www.amazon.com/Golden-Fountain-Complete-Guide-Therapy/dp/0963209159/ref=cm_lmf_tit_1

Toilet mini golf - Amazing

http://www.thefartmachine.com/potty-putter.htm

Lighted slippers - only $129.99

http://www.bimbambanana.com/index.php?p=gadgets&side=visProd&prod_id=266

And a Tiger costume because I wanna see a Panda dressed up as a Tiger

http://www.costumeexpress.com/Frosted-Flakes-Tony-the-Tiger-Adult-Costume/68731/ProductDetail.aspx?REF=SCE-CEnextag
Title: HELP! Going to the U S of A and need to find stuff to buy online...
Post by: keyboardlover on Thu, 17 March 2011, 12:37:11: Which coast? Come visit KL!
Title: HELP! Going to the U S of A and need to find stuff to buy online...
Post by: mr_a500 on Thu, 17 March 2011, 12:51:41: I hear they make pretty good guns in the US.
Title: HELP! Going to the U S of A and need to find stuff to buy online...
Post by: mr_a500 on Thu, 17 March 2011, 13:00:03: I don't pronounce it the way they recommend.
Title: HELP! Going to the U S of A and need to find stuff to buy online...
Post by: mr_a500 on Thu, 17 March 2011, 13:04:11: Edit: unkind comment removed :wink:
Title: HELP! Going to the U S of A and need to find stuff to buy online...
Post by: Lpb45 on Thu, 17 March 2011, 13:16:22: Say it, POO - KET, Dont ask me why??? lol wtf?
Title: HELP! Going to the U S of A and need to find stuff to buy online...
Post by: panda-R on Thu, 17 March 2011, 13:47:18: I demand the sauce!
Title: HELP! Going to the U S of A and need to find stuff to buy online...
Post by: Ekaros on Thu, 17 March 2011, 14:03:36: Quote from: ripster;313403
Mang Son didn't offer me any sauce.

Show Image
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6z26xXgT81qzmowao1_400.jpg)

Looks good, can I have some too?
Title: HELP! Going to the U S of A and need to find stuff to buy online...
Post by: RiGS on Thu, 17 March 2011, 14:48:29: Quote from: Ekaros;313408
Looks good, can I have some too?

I want it Italian style.

(http://www.diseaseproof.com/uploads/image/FRUIT%20CUTE%20CAT(1).jpg)
Title: HELP! Going to the U S of A and need to find stuff to buy online...
Post by: panda-R on Thu, 17 March 2011, 15:06:12: I don't know why all my threads go off topic so much! WHY WHY WHY can't i has the serious topic!!
Title: HELP! Going to the U S of A and need to find stuff to buy online...
Post by: Ekaros on Thu, 17 March 2011, 15:13:43: Quote from: panda-R;313441
I don't know why all my threads go off topic so much! WHY WHY WHY can't i has the serious topic!!

Previous track record?

Or is this forum filled with derailing trolls?
Title: HELP! Going to the U S of A and need to find stuff to buy online...
Post by: panda-R on Thu, 17 March 2011, 15:14:37: Quote from: Ekaros;313445
Previous track record?

Or is this forum filled with derailing trolls?

i dun get it.
Title: HELP! Going to the U S of A and need to find stuff to buy online...
Post by: J888www on Thu, 17 March 2011, 15:20:10: If you're passign through New York, I selling the Brooklyn Bridge, care to make me a good offer ?
I'll even throw in free gift wrapping for you to take home.
Title: HELP! Going to the U S of A and need to find stuff to buy online...
Post by: panda-R on Thu, 17 March 2011, 16:46:29: Quote from: J888www;313450
If you're passign through New York, I selling the Brooklyn Bridge, care to make me a good offer ?
I'll even throw in free gift wrapping for you to take home.

sorry but brooklyn bridge is not luxurious enough for my high standards. if you throw in a fake LV wallet and some fake Gucci purses I will consider your offer. Thanks!
Title: HELP! Going to the U S of A and need to find stuff to buy online...
Post by: RiGS on Thu, 17 March 2011, 19:16:05: It is funny that prostitution is legal in Hungary, but advertising it is illegal.
However there are a lot of ads on masseuse.
Title: HELP! Going to the U S of A and need to find stuff to buy online...
Post by: panda-R on Thu, 17 March 2011, 19:42:08: since noone has taken my please for help seriously I am going to go with ripsters option of testing the licensed massuesessesses.
Title: HELP! Going to the U S of A and need to find stuff to buy online...
Post by: panda-R on Thu, 17 March 2011, 20:03:34: i eat the gerbils before i cross the border, then i poop them out after then i raise them up to become guinea pigs and then eat them.

however I have decided to buy some Sennheiser HD650's since they're so dam expensive up here in Transnistria.
Title: HELP! Going to the U S of A and need to find stuff to buy online...
Post by: woody on Fri, 18 March 2011, 06:29:25: I heard Panda's are rich, so they can get this (http://www.amazon.com/Lamy-Twin-Titanium-Coated-Multifunction/dp/B002EJ2YQ8/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&s=office-products&qid=1300445870&sr=8-7).
Title: HELP! Going to the U S of A and need to find stuff to buy online...
Post by: panda-R on Fri, 18 March 2011, 10:03:40: Quote from: woody;313827
I heard Panda's are rich, so they can get this (http://www.amazon.com/Lamy-Twin-Titanium-Coated-Multifunction/dp/B002EJ2YQ8/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&s=office-products&qid=1300445870&sr=8-7).

thats pretty nice! i think i will get one.
Title: HELP! Going to the U S of A and need to find stuff to buy online...
Post by: panda-R on Fri, 18 March 2011, 11:05:33: Quote from: ripster;313934
HD650s will allow you to FEEL THE BEAT!

Or you could save money and stick tactile transducers to your nipples.

I am hoping to feel da beat such that I considered the Denon D5000's for awhile, I hope da HD650's will satsify me sexually that I don't need to try da D5000's.

The problem with ur tactile transducer solution is that you need nipples for it to work. I lost mine in a freak accident attempting to mate with a koala while I was visiting the australian outback in search of dingo hookers.