Some quack quack jokes while we wait.
Q: What time does a duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn!
Q: What do you call a crate full of ducks?
A: A box of quackers!
Q: Who stole the soap?
A: The robber ducky!
Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with fireworks?
A: A firequacker!
Q: What's another name for a clever duck?
A: A wise quacker!
Q: Where did the duck go when he was sick?
A: To the Ducktor
Q: What did the detective duck say to his partner?
A: I hope we Quack this case.
Q: What did the duck say to the banker?
A: My bill is bigger than yours.
A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, "Do you have any chapstick?"
When the pharmacist hands it to him, the duck replies, "Thanks, just put it on my bill."
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