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Title: Zooey
Post by: JustCallMeCrash on Fri, 30 September 2011, 21:58:32

Alright geekhackers; eat up (NSFW)  - it's the weekend! GO HOME!
Link removed - some people scrolled too far down, apparently.  I didn't even see the damned ad at the bottom.  If you missed it, too bad.

You're welcome, ripster.

Title: Zooey
Post by: nolliepoper on Fri, 30 September 2011, 22:49:09

NSFW without warning?
She is amazing though.

Title: Zooey
Post by: mmmty on Fri, 30 September 2011, 22:54:22

I kept scrolling down, down, down... to the very last picture and WHOA!!! :eek:

Title: Zooey
Post by: mmmty on Fri, 30 September 2011, 23:00:54

I prefer the early Scarlett.

(http://i.imgur.com/bdfoL.jpg)

Title: Zooey
Post by: hashbaz on Sat, 01 October 2011, 02:27:25

I've had a crush on Zooey for a while.  Beautiful woman, sexy voice.

Title: Zooey
Post by: Bilbin on Sat, 01 October 2011, 03:04:34

Scarlett is better.

Title: Zooey
Post by: Findecanor on Sat, 01 October 2011, 05:17:36

Thats the wrong site for appreciating Zooey Deschanel.

Title: Zooey
Post by: peda on Sat, 01 October 2011, 05:51:47

lets bring something for men:

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Title: Zooey
Post by: Findecanor on Sat, 01 October 2011, 06:10:04

What/where does Zooey and Emily Deschanel get their wonderful accent from?
In all of television and media, I have never heard anyone else speak with the same kind of melody as they do.

I not a fan of either, really. I saw an old episode of Weeds the other day, with Zooey in, and that character was awesome.
I think also that the casters of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy made a really good choice of casting Zooey as Trillian. She is much closer to how I preceived her in the book than the woman in the TV series.

Title: Zooey
Post by: keyboardlover on Sat, 01 October 2011, 08:09:50

Taeyeon is bestest.

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NwtpvVYhcVo/ScsNP7C8ISI/AAAAAAAAAh4/ssyN0M9damo/s400/Taeyeon.jpg)

Title: Zooey
Post by: mmmty on Sat, 01 October 2011, 12:23:16

^ I don't know about that. That's not one of her better pictures. But her best pic still can't beat Scarlett. I'm surprised ripster's not here to defend his former avatar.

Title: Zooey
Post by: keyboardlover on Sat, 01 October 2011, 12:33:01

Quote from: ripster;424654

Somebody report KL for cp.

Lol she's 22 bro.

Title: Zooey
Post by: Polaris on Sat, 01 October 2011, 12:57:06

Quote from: mmmty;424650

^ I don't know about that. That's not one of her better pictures.

^

Quote from: mmmty;424650

But her best pic still can't beat Scarlett.

madness

Title: Zooey
Post by: Oqsy on Sat, 01 October 2011, 14:04:02

Early?  Pshh.  That's the last movie where I *liked* Scarlett.

Time is not her friend.

Zooey is the opposite, just keeps getting better.

Title: Zooey
Post by: mmmty on Sat, 01 October 2011, 14:24:27

Later Scarlett is pretty awesome too. No contest!!

(http://media.onsugar.com/files/2011/01/04/1/1343/13434762/ef/scarlett_johansson.jpg)

Title: Zooey
Post by: EverythingIBM on Sat, 01 October 2011, 15:31:14

Quote from: ripster;424712

Not her singing though.

Zooey beats Scarlett boobs down on that one.

Listening to old guys talk about girls is amusing :)

Title: Zooey
Post by: Oqsy on Sat, 01 October 2011, 16:37:33

Fair enough, but Scarlett's face isn't my cup of tea.  I know I know, it's not the face blah blah blah...

A face that big just isn't attractive... doesn't make sense to my hotness meter.

Granted, she looks better with her hair down.  Something about the sides pulled back tight and her odd-shaped head just.. ugh.

Title: Zooey
Post by: Findecanor on Sat, 01 October 2011, 17:48:15

I can't compare any of the actresses' real personalities, as I have never met any of them .... but I have found the characters that Zooey Deschanel have played to have been more interesting, cute, crazy and exciting. None of all the characters that I have seen Scarlet Johansen in has been anything but bland.

Title: Zooey
Post by: mmmty on Sat, 01 October 2011, 19:55:39

"Typecasting". I like zooey's wacky characters. I also like Scarlett's sexy characters. Just noticed that the gun is on her left side. Is she left handed or is it a mirrored image?

(http://cdn.hometheaterforum.com/8/8b/8b53f00c_Scarlett-Johansson-Black-Widow-009-1.jpg)

Title: Zooey
Post by: hashbaz on Sat, 01 October 2011, 22:24:45

Quote from: mmmty;424810

"Typecasting". I like zooey's wacky characters. I also like Scarlett's sexy characters. Just noticed that the gun is on her left side. Is she left handed or is it a mirrored image?

All the other images of her as Black Widow I could find have her hair parted on the left.  I'm guessing she (or the character) is a leftie.

Title: Zooey
Post by: hashbaz on Sat, 01 October 2011, 22:36:58

Scarlett Johannson's body is undeniably amazing, but Zooey is more attractive IMO.

(http://www.celebalite.com/images/scarlett-johansson-1.jpg)

I guess Scarlett just isn't my type.  They both have a retro style sense, but I prefer sexy nice girl to sexy bombshell.

(http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/10900000/black-tights-zooey-deschanel-10923017-1510-2265.jpg)

Call me old fashioned, but I like that this was the most risque picture of her available on Google image search:

(http://blog.reelloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/rl_zooey-deschanel.jpg)

Title: Zooey
Post by: EverythingIBM on Sat, 01 October 2011, 23:57:49

Quote from: ripster;424739

Women being reviewed on the Internet.
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OMG DOES THAT GUY HAVE A BOTTLE OF LOTION ON HIS DESK?

Eww eww ewww sick. I don't want to know what he does with that. Just ewww. Pukefest.

And that's giving CRT owners a bad reputation.

Title: please write more
Post by: Jennia on Sun, 02 October 2011, 07:07:52

thanks, please write more, very interesting!

Title: Zooey
Post by: Oqsy on Sun, 02 October 2011, 07:56:30

more.

you're welcome, jennia.

Title: Zooey
Post by: Oqsy on Sun, 02 October 2011, 12:44:32

Bah, again I respond to a spam post and it gets deleted.

Title: Zooey
Post by: Deverica Wolf on Sun, 02 October 2011, 18:56:34

I've had a crush on Scarlett ever since I saw her get felt up by Bill Murray. Now years later and her marriage and divorce, Sean Penn aside (Yuck!), I am suddenly interested in her again.

Anyway, why would I go with Zooey when I could hit her big-titted twin slut Katy Perry instead? :juggle:

If you wanna talk hot nerdy chicks, may I introduce Morgan Webb...

(http://www.iheartmorganwebb.com/pub_images/FHM100_2007_MorganWebb.jpg)

Title: Zooey
Post by: keyboardlover on Sun, 02 October 2011, 19:39:20

Quote from: ripster;425225

You must have seen the Porn version of Lost in Translation.

Lost in Ten Asians?

Title: Zooey
Post by: Oqsy on Sun, 02 October 2011, 20:00:17

Oh how I wish there were a like button for the last post.

Title: Zooey
Post by: Deverica Wolf on Mon, 03 October 2011, 03:25:41

^ This. :nod:

lol I just Googled that and quotes from "The Dude" (http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=6&ved=0CD0QFjAF&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.imdb.com%2Ftitle%2Ftt0118715%2Fquotes&ei=mXGJTp6SAYWFtgf6uP07&usg=AFQjCNF60mICPd-etpkkpv23VYCLzfUdIg&sig2=_f7bCHy3BhhkB2l1tVvOMw) come up. haha

Title: Zooey
Post by: hashbaz on Mon, 03 October 2011, 06:48:53

Quote from: Deverica Wolf;425220

I've had a crush on Scarlett ever since I saw her get felt up by Bill Murray. Now years later and her marriage and divorce, Sean Penn aside (Yuck!), I am suddenly interested in her again.

Anyway, why would I go with Zooey when I could hit her big-titted twin slut Katy Perry instead? :juggle:

If you wanna talk hot nerdy chicks, may I introduce Morgan Webb...

...

Gotta stick with Zooey.  Katy Perry is nice to look at, but the voice?  No contest.  One of Zooey's sexiest qualities is her voice (in fact I my crush dates from her voice work in Surf's Up).  That and the non-slut factor I alluded to earlier.  Ahem.

(http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/11katykillbill.jpg)

Morgan Webb has got the nerd cred, but I feel like we're back in bombshell territory rather than sexy retro librarian.

(http://buenojoe.com/wp-content/gallery/morgan-webb/morgan-webb-gm_l2.jpg)

And if busty video game host is your thing, why not upgrade to Olivia Munn?

(http://pwt.mediapundit.net/zenphoto/albums/girls/olivia-munn/197598d1247161880-olivia-munn-tight-grey-top-w-grey-shorts-black-thigh-high-stockings-unknown-om-big.jpg)

Title: Zooey
Post by: Bilbin on Mon, 03 October 2011, 08:54:47

4 more years boys!
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Title: Zooey
Post by: Lanx on Mon, 03 October 2011, 10:09:46

i didn't want to get into this but ugh... someone played the olivia munn card. first things first
katy > zooey
i don't want to link the katy elmo shirts... but that made SNL relevant for a week (SNL been sucking for 23 years?)
olivia munn, yes she's the best looking fake geek girl around, but she's fake she doesn't know anything about anything related to G4(which sucks, horrible show/network) but she's not into anything there.
While webb gets my vote for current G4TV girl, a nice geek girl would be
Veronica Belmont
(http://drb4gwvb1j572.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Veronica1.jpg)
ok, it's sad she's into mac's but, eh.

Title: Zooey
Post by: mmmty on Mon, 03 October 2011, 10:13:41

Quote from: Bilbin;425443

4 more years boys!
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She was bad-ass as hit-girl.

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Title: Zooey
Post by: Malphas on Mon, 03 October 2011, 13:18:37

Quote from: EverythingIBM;424880

OMG DOES THAT GUY HAVE A BOTTLE OF LOTION ON HIS DESK?

Eww eww ewww sick. I don't want to know what he does with that. Just ewww. Pukefest.

And that's giving CRT owners a bad reputation.

I guess he might use it to moisturise his hands or far more likely to masturbate with.  It's fairly normal and most people do it, son.

Also: urgh, lots of mediocre bints in this thread (except Scarlett Johannson, she's alright).

Title: Zooey
Post by: mmmty on Mon, 03 October 2011, 14:52:19

I said she was "bad-ass" not "hot". Talk to the other guy who's waiting 4 more years.

Title: Zooey
Post by: Bilbin on Mon, 03 October 2011, 15:17:19

Hey, hey, it's only a 4 year difference for me, but it's illegal in my country :(
Like Arya from Game of Thrones I find her cute, not attractive.

Was this even legal? (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertainment/8263542/lost-actor-51-marries-16-year-old)

Title: Zooey
Post by: mmmty on Mon, 03 October 2011, 15:53:46

Quote from: ripster;425664

She's married to that sensitive dweeb singer.

Supermodel/actress always go for the lead singer. Time to take some singing lessons. :music:

Title: Zooey
Post by: peda on Mon, 03 October 2011, 16:31:17

Other geeky girl:

(http://tapatalk.com/mu/2e9ad807-2991-57ae.jpg)

Sexiest lips alive?

Title: Zooey
Post by: peda on Mon, 03 October 2011, 16:47:26

Other geeky girl:

(http://tapatalk.com/mu/2e9ad807-2991-57ae.jpg)

Sexiest lips alive?

Title: Zooey
Post by: Oqsy on Mon, 03 October 2011, 17:30:44

Perhaps, but the Gullett (girl mullett) is a travesty. You dudes are into girls with lotsa forehead.

Title: Zooey
Post by: alaricljs on Mon, 03 October 2011, 19:30:21

Quote from: Bilbin;425665

Was this even legal? (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertainment/8263542/lost-actor-51-marries-16-year-old)

*Country singer*  hence she's from one of them states where it is legal and that's probably where they got married...  because in the right parts of the south, almost anything can be wed legally.

Title: Zooey
Post by: Bilbin on Mon, 03 October 2011, 19:55:25

Yeah, I read up about it and apparently the age you're allowed to marry in Las Vegas is 16.

Wouldn't this fall under pedophilia since she's under 18 though? :confused:

Title: Zooey
Post by: JustCallMeCrash on Mon, 03 October 2011, 21:17:45

Quote from: ripster;425583

This thread should be reported for porn in the OP link and the cp that followed. Somebody with real guts should do a Pedobear SVG file for Group Key Buy Four.

Fixed it for you, ripster.

Title: Zooey
Post by: Malphas on Tue, 04 October 2011, 12:31:21

Quote from: Bilbin;425777

Yeah, I read up about it and apparently the age you're allowed to marry in Las Vegas is 16.

Wouldn't this fall under pedophilia since she's under 18 though? :confused:

Nah, different states have different ages of consent, it's sixteen in a lot of them.  And if it was eighteen then technically I think it would just be classified as sex with a minor rather than full-blown paedophilia, I'm not sure what the distinction between them is exactly though.

Title: Zooey
Post by: hashbaz on Tue, 04 October 2011, 13:37:27

I don't think you can be charged with pedophilia.  You get charged with rape or child molestation or possession of child pornography.  Sex with a minor means consensual sex with someone who is too young to legally consent.

At any rate, this thread should be about Zooey Deschanel, and why we as adults do or do not find her attractive.

Title: Zooey
Post by: Lanx on Tue, 04 October 2011, 13:47:34

ppl find her attractive cuz i guess she "plays" a geek or is a geeks wetdream.

Title: Zooey
Post by: Malphas on Tue, 04 October 2011, 14:03:09

She just looks like a younger Emily Watson to me, i.e. crap.  I agree with Lanx, maybe she seems attractive because she looks more "attainable" or something.

Title: Zooey
Post by: hashbaz on Tue, 04 October 2011, 14:05:25

Quote from: Lanx;426003

ppl find her attractive cuz i guess she "plays" a geek or is a geeks wetdream.

That's Olivia Munn and Morgan Webb.

Title: Zooey
Post by: Lanx on Tue, 04 October 2011, 14:13:31

Webb actually plays games and knows what a game is, you can tell by just listening her interview and review games, Munn was spoonfed by geeks, what to say.

Title: Zooey
Post by: alaricljs on Tue, 04 October 2011, 15:40:58

Quote from: hashbaz;426000

At any rate, this thread should be about Zooey Deschanel, and why we as adults do or do not find her attractive.

While physically she's attractive, I can't stand her acting.  I have yet to see a film of hers where she doesn't act mind-numbingly un-emotional.  What is written on her face during every emotional scene is: I have no idea what this really feels like.

Title: Zooey
Post by: Oqsy on Tue, 04 October 2011, 15:45:11

I think Zooey looks like a young Deb Winger.  

(http://www.wonderland-site.com/pix/series/wonder/season1/ww76-14-07.gif)

I think they were in a movie together at some point, but I might have someone confused somewhere.

Title: Zooey
Post by: What is X? on Wed, 05 October 2011, 06:49:53

Jessica Biel. nuff said...

Title: Zooey
Post by: Findecanor on Wed, 05 October 2011, 09:19:17

Katy Perry looks like Zooey Deschanel? I can't really see it.
I think that Kate Perry and Emily Blunt look alike, though.