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Title: How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)
Post by: LEGITBALLIN on Tue, 27 December 2011, 20:29:04
1. Walk up to her.
2. Introduce yourself.
3. Tell her you work with special needs dolphins teaching them how to swim and you just are having a bad day because one is not learning properly.
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4. Profit.
Title: How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)
Post by: cactux on Tue, 27 December 2011, 21:37:59
Thx a lot casanova, you shall be charge for such valuable info
Title: How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)
Post by: Findecanor on Tue, 27 December 2011, 22:27:28
It is much easier if you have a personal long-range teleporter. Just input the coordinates to the destination, change the transport profile to "human", unblock the safety, point the receiver at her and pull the trigger.
The biggest problem is acquiring the coordinates to where you want her to get. They need to be precise enough so that she does not materialize in the middle of something, or too high up.
Title: How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)
Post by: cactux on Tue, 27 December 2011, 22:48:11
^ we may write a book about this topic. It could bestsellet :-)
Title: How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)
Post by: Input Nirvana on Tue, 27 December 2011, 23:02:02
I just tried it in a local bar. Three women came over and asked me who I was and demanded answers.

Unfortunately I live in Monterey, CA:
http://www.montereybayaquarium.org/

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Also, do NOT ask for kung pao sea otter at a local eatery...not only do they not think it's funny, waitresses get downright nasty with the menuboard and your head.
Title: How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)
Post by: SmallFry on Wed, 28 December 2011, 00:08:30
I just tell my ladies that I'm ballin, legit style. Yo.
Title: How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)
Post by: Input Nirvana on Wed, 28 December 2011, 00:48:33
Quote from: SmallFry;478788
I just tell my ladies that I'm ballin, legit style. Yo.

Ballin Fry here, Git it!
Title: How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)
Post by: Balgrog on Wed, 28 December 2011, 04:10:42
I literally tried that tonight, did not work, but my friend told a chick he is sean white, and that worked.
Title: How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)
Post by: LEGITBALLIN on Wed, 28 December 2011, 20:53:25
Quote from: input nirvana;478765
I just tried it in a local bar. Three women came over and asked me who I was and demanded answers.

Unfortunately I live in Monterey, CA:
http://www.montereybayaquarium.org/

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Also, do NOT ask for kung pao sea otter at a local eatery...not only do they not think it's funny, waitresses get downright nasty with the menuboard and your head.



BRB trying this
Title: How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)
Post by: keyboardlover on Wed, 28 December 2011, 20:53:49
Let us know how you make out.
Title: How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)
Post by: LEGITBALLIN on Wed, 28 December 2011, 20:54:27
Quote from: smallfry;478788
i just tell my ladies that i'm ballin, legit style. Yo.

yo strayt up homy
Title: How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)
Post by: SmallFry on Wed, 28 December 2011, 21:02:19
I also tell my baby seal jokes... Did you hear about the baby seal that walked into the club?... neither did the seal.
Title: How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)
Post by: rvrebel on Wed, 28 December 2011, 21:36:26
Quote from: input nirvana;478765
Unfortunately I live in Monterey, CA:
http://www.montereybayaquarium.org/

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Also, do NOT ask for kung pao sea otter at a local eatery...not only do they not think it's funny, waitresses get downright nasty with the menuboard and your head.

Unfortunately??

It surprised me that the aquarium serves a variety of seafood in their cafe. Kinda makes you wonder...
Title: How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)
Post by: shmithers on Thu, 29 December 2011, 01:42:14
Meh, I just woo them with my charming personality and keyboard knowledge.
Title: How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)
Post by: Input Nirvana on Thu, 29 December 2011, 02:25:49
Quote from: rvrebel;479371
Unfortunately??

It surprised me that the aquarium serves a variety of seafood in their cafe. Kinda makes you wonder...

Unfortunately...only because I can't get away with the dolphin trainer story here...

Quote from: shmithers;479441
Meh, I just woo them with my charming personality and keyboard knowledge.

U da MAN! :)


Funny story:
One Saturday mid-morning I walked into an art gallery with my girlfriend in hoity-toity La Jolla, CA. I was preoccupied looking at neat glass art sculptures when the bored female curator was trying to make idle chit chat with me. I mumbled that I was just there because my girlfriend was mad at me for kicking a baby seal down on the beach moments earlier, then I wandered off. 10 minutes later 2 police officers walk in and the curator points to me.

THAT was interesting.

P.S. I would never kick a baby seal, but I should have kicked that biznatch. lol
Title: How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)
Post by: LEGITBALLIN on Thu, 29 December 2011, 09:58:29
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Bro kick it harder next time to make sure it doesn't go to the police. Then kick your girlfriend, then kick the curator, then kick the police. Repeat if needed.
Title: How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)
Post by: rvrebel on Thu, 29 December 2011, 17:28:09
Read the Crime Watch section in Monterey/Carmel paper. Had things like pedestrian gave a driver a dirty look. I think swearing made it in there too. I bet your incident made front page.
Title: How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)
Post by: Input Nirvana on Fri, 30 December 2011, 00:00:50
Quote from: rvrebel;479811
Read the Crime Watch section in Monterey/Carmel paper. Had things like pedestrian gave a driver a dirty look. I think swearing made it in there too. I bet your incident made front page.

Baby, I'm a headliner no matter where I go.....
Title: How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)
Post by: Deverica Wolf on Tue, 03 January 2012, 04:52:38
I just show her my tongue and say, "Do you know how much I'd use it? As much as you want, baby." :whoo:

Profit.