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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: LEGITBALLIN on Tue, 27 December 2011, 20:29:04
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1. Walk up to her.
2. Introduce yourself.
3. Tell her you work with special needs dolphins teaching them how to swim and you just are having a bad day because one is not learning properly.
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4. Profit.
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Thx a lot casanova, you shall be charge for such valuable info
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It is much easier if you have a personal long-range teleporter. Just input the coordinates to the destination, change the transport profile to "human", unblock the safety, point the receiver at her and pull the trigger.
The biggest problem is acquiring the coordinates to where you want her to get. They need to be precise enough so that she does not materialize in the middle of something, or too high up.
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^ we may write a book about this topic. It could bestsellet :-)
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I just tried it in a local bar. Three women came over and asked me who I was and demanded answers.
Unfortunately I live in Monterey, CA:
http://www.montereybayaquarium.org/
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Also, do NOT ask for kung pao sea otter at a local eatery...not only do they not think it's funny, waitresses get downright nasty with the menuboard and your head.
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I just tell my ladies that I'm ballin, legit style. Yo.
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I just tell my ladies that I'm ballin, legit style. Yo.
Ballin Fry here, Git it!
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I literally tried that tonight, did not work, but my friend told a chick he is sean white, and that worked.
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I just tried it in a local bar. Three women came over and asked me who I was and demanded answers.
Unfortunately I live in Monterey, CA:
http://www.montereybayaquarium.org/
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Also, do NOT ask for kung pao sea otter at a local eatery...not only do they not think it's funny, waitresses get downright nasty with the menuboard and your head.
BRB trying this
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Let us know how you make out.
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i just tell my ladies that i'm ballin, legit style. Yo.
yo strayt up homy
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I also tell my baby seal jokes... Did you hear about the baby seal that walked into the club?... neither did the seal.
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Unfortunately I live in Monterey, CA:
http://www.montereybayaquarium.org/
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Also, do NOT ask for kung pao sea otter at a local eatery...not only do they not think it's funny, waitresses get downright nasty with the menuboard and your head.
Unfortunately??
It surprised me that the aquarium serves a variety of seafood in their cafe. Kinda makes you wonder...
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Meh, I just woo them with my charming personality and keyboard knowledge.
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Unfortunately??
It surprised me that the aquarium serves a variety of seafood in their cafe. Kinda makes you wonder...
Unfortunately...only because I can't get away with the dolphin trainer story here...
Meh, I just woo them with my charming personality and keyboard knowledge.
U da MAN! :)
Funny story:
One Saturday mid-morning I walked into an art gallery with my girlfriend in hoity-toity La Jolla, CA. I was preoccupied looking at neat glass art sculptures when the bored female curator was trying to make idle chit chat with me. I mumbled that I was just there because my girlfriend was mad at me for kicking a baby seal down on the beach moments earlier, then I wandered off. 10 minutes later 2 police officers walk in and the curator points to me.
THAT was interesting.
P.S. I would never kick a baby seal, but I should have kicked that biznatch. lol
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Bro kick it harder next time to make sure it doesn't go to the police. Then kick your girlfriend, then kick the curator, then kick the police. Repeat if needed.
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Read the Crime Watch section in Monterey/Carmel paper. Had things like pedestrian gave a driver a dirty look. I think swearing made it in there too. I bet your incident made front page.
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Read the Crime Watch section in Monterey/Carmel paper. Had things like pedestrian gave a driver a dirty look. I think swearing made it in there too. I bet your incident made front page.
Baby, I'm a headliner no matter where I go.....
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I just show her my tongue and say, "Do you know how much I'd use it? As much as you want, baby." :whoo:
Profit.