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geekhack Community => Keyboards => Topic started by: LEGITBALLIN on Mon, 02 January 2012, 18:19:09
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Ok, so i use my computer naked and when i was playing starcraft i had to poop really bad but i finished the game, at that point i couldn't hold it and when i turned around and accidently pooped on my keyboard its diareah so i don't really know how to clean it up because it is not a solid piece. PLEASE HELP I AM SERIOUS!!!!!!
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Is that the face you made when the incident occurred?
That isn't fruit juice...you need to sanitize that *****. I am interested in hearing how to do so.
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I'm happy you got your priorities straight.
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Use pee
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God damn i tried cleaning and the poop got in the switch and it is hard to press down.
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your tongue is probably the best tool you have for the job. so go eat some **** and have a friend film it so we can put it the wiki
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consistent troll is consistent
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Wow i try to post a legitimate thread and i get trolled thanks geekhack!!!!! ( this should be in all caps but geekhackwont let me)
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trolling trolls is the only way to defeat a troll
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Nice, turn Cherry Blues into Browns into Blacks into Reds.
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Amazing thread.
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I guess thats why you call them cherry browns
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I guess thats why you call them cherry browns
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Best laugh I've had all year! GLWSCU.
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Best laugh I've had all year! GLWSCU.
You have had a very boring new year indeed I wish it will be more entertaining in the future ;D
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Come on, this is simple mathematics.
What type of keyboard is it? * easy to clean / hard to clean * valuable / cheap *
Is it rare? What is it worth?
I might be inclined to harvest the keys, sanitize them with bleach, and toss the board, unless it could be disassembled and thoroughly disinfected.
On the other hand, you could tell your friends about it,then NO ONE would borrow or steal it from you, no matter how desirable it is!
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Oh ****.
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Baaaad idea to walk around naked when you have diarrhea ... **** happens.
Disassemble completely. Clean with bleach. Clean the PCB with lots alcohol and let it dry for a long time.
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Do you own a Filco? GOOD TIME TO GET ONE!
Welcome to geekhack.
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**** on it some more.
It's the best way to get the most out of your MX Browns.
P.S Doing this will also help you create a keyboard that looks like a Filco Camo.
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Didn't happen...
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Put it up for sale or trade - problem solved.
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^ Good luck finding a buyer after that. lol I know I wouldn't want it. =P
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Wow, this beats OCN people barfing on their keyboards!
So, what make/model was the keyboard, you didn't say.
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Wow, this beats OCN people barfing on their keyboards!
So, what make/model was the keyboard, you didn't say.
It was NOT a Noppoo.
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(http://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2010/08/photobucket-bull****-ten-points-from-gryffindor.gif)
this place keeps getting weirder...
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Such ****load topics happens from time to time. OT shows poor story telling skills and imaginations however...
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^ Good luck finding a buyer after that. lol I know I wouldn't want it. =P
He can just lie and say it's a chocolate keyboard. YUM YUM! :pop2:
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bizzare, otherwise no comment. I hate to encourage trolls!
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It was a das silent i cleaned up most of it but kind of pooled at the bottom of the keyboard and the spacebar some modifiers and some of the z-m line keys dont work, it also smells a bit bad, i might put it up for sale or try and send it back ill see.
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GL selling your crappy board.
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I doubt warranty would accept it or anyone would buy a keyboard in that crappy of condition.
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How much u want for it?
Rappoo kicked in yo!
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it also smells a bit bad, i might put it up for sale or try and send it back ill see.
On, come on now...courtesy flush! :tsk:
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It's easy, simply fill the board with dung beetles...
Most dung beetles search for dung using their sensitive sense of smell. Some of the smaller species simply attach themselves to the dung-providers to wait for their reward. After capturing the dung, a dung beetle will roll it, following a straight line despite all obstacles. Sometimes dung beetles will try to steal the dung ball from another beetle, so the dung beetles have to move rapidly away from a dung pile once they have rolled their ball to prevent it from being stolen. Dung beetles can roll up to 50 times their weight. Male Onthophagus taurus beetles can pull 1,141 times their own body weight: the equivalent of an average person pulling six double-decker buses full of people.
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I believe medical maggots will do a better job as they can get to small corners and also produce anti bacterial slime as well.
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I'm happy you got your priorities straight.
I seriously just laughed out loud. Good day sir.
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Use pee
I seriously just laughed out loud. Good day sir.
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2/10
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**** on it some more.
It's the best way to get the most out of your MX Browns.
I'm afraid that would give the keys a mushy feeling.
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V-tec crapped in yo!
V-turd kicked in yo!
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It was a das silent i cleaned up most of it but kind of pooled at the bottom of the keyboard and the spacebar some modifiers and some of the z-m line keys dont work, it also smells a bit bad, i might put it up for sale or try and send it back ill see.
I don't think you should sell it without a disclosure. Whatever you do, you should submerge the entire keyboard in alcohol or something overnight to disinfect the whole thing. If you dry it well before re-using it, it should survive fine, and it may even clear up the bad keys.
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Congrats! Now you know how are the better of rubber dome types are made
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You should try this:
(http://i.imgur.com/rvgIn.gif)
Then if doesn't work try that:
(http://i.imgur.com/HjpfC.gif)
Gifs made by Ripster
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I don't believe that the OP actually did it.
I suspect that the Giant Man (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/29/north-korea-giant-man_n_1175175.html) is the REAL poopetrator.
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This thread stinks.
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Wow. All these serious responses worry me almost as much as the fictional OP.
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Such ****load topics makes geekhack forum interesting. A bit stinky forum, though.
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plz don't bump this thread up. Leave it alone. THX
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Ok, so i use my computer naked and when i was playing starcraft i had to poop really bad but i finished the game, at that point i couldn't hold it and when i turned around and accidently pooped on my keyboard its diareah so i don't really know how to clean it up because it is not a solid piece. PLEASE HELP I AM SERIOUS!!!!!!
use reverse psychology, so that means poop on it some more. but if that doesn't work, just eat your keyboard
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Two Chicks, One Keyboard
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So i have to make sure never to buy a keyboard from you.
BTW: TOO MUCH INFORMATION
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picture please.
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Well thank you for guaranteeing I will never buy any more used keyboards, from anyone anywhere.
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Use pee
x2
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Well thank you for guaranteeing I will never buy any more used keyboards, from anyone anywhere.
Must have no-poop guarantee.
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sounds like you had a crappie day
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OP did not do anything, he's telling stories and hope his imagination will be entered into wiki by ripster.
Noppoo sales department will be proud.
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Spray that sucker with WD40 then wash the keyboard with no keys on
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Riposte at OCN and Hard, then link us.
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This is why you dont buy a Noppoo keyboard
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Are you still selling it? I think I found a potential buyer (http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/esooj/how_do_you_clean_jizz_out_of_a_laptop_keyboard/c1annc6).
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Troll has done job well.
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Butt does it ring?
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Just goes to show, you should NEVER TKL your browns.
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plz don't bump this thread up. Leave it alone. THX
But didn't yr post... Ohhh i c
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Almost as my epic as my pissing incident on my XIM3. haha
http://www.xim3.com/community/index.php?topic=11873.0
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Dude you beat my high score when I pissed on my XIM3. haha
http://www.xim3.com/community/index.php?topic=11873.0
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This one was MUCH funnier.
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/esooj/how_do_you_clean_jizz_out_of_a_laptop_keyboard/
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=11890&title=r.-kellys-piss-on-you-music
Agreed, that one was actually funy, this is just sad :(
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Poop thread is not dying. What the poop is going on with geekhack?! :peep:
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Why would you play Starcraft naked? That just seems like a recipe for disaster.
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Now don't put naked down. I am naked right now. Naked is fun.
[video=youtube;H0gPlQP63VQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0gPlQP63VQ[/video]
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I once saw a picture YEARS ago of a keyboard with a WHOLE TURD on it! The caption said that it was his pissed off roommate that did it while he was away. I have no idea anymore as to whether or not it was mechanical though.
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[video=youtube;onZczlPRZNc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onZczlPRZNc[/video]
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BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA nice one! Made me laugh. :painkiller:
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If your a naked starcraft player, invest in a butt plug.
Sounds like you were playing a 'RANK'ed match.
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It gets rid of the Ping.
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I knew I shouldn't have clicked on this thread.
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brings new meaning to "topre fart"
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Biatch.
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I just wish "somebody" could find that roommate turd keyboard picture. Though it was probably deleted a decade or so ago...
Heres what sombody's Ex's cat did to their keyboard instead.
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I'd rather have a satan cat than another logitech board.
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Well, It looks like this is one ****ty keyboard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0L2KnT9oXs
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REVIVED
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Finding pictures of ****ty keyboards is hard...
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I found a second picture of a keyboard waffle maker!
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I think I've had enough of this crap. :closed_2: