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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: trievalot on Tue, 17 January 2012, 03:29:46
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Thanks for all your advice on here ripster...
I just want OVER 9000!!!!!
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Make that 666
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Ripster will never get to 50,000. It was 49,999 yesterday. 4 hours later it was 49,998. Just checked and the count is now 49,996. What's up with this?? :confused:
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Yep, I hate those spam bots too!
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GHers should be forced to retire @ 50k posts
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Jelly of your post count? You really DO need help.
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<3 I'm already rooting for 100k
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[video=youtube;b8Tjc90wXns]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8Tjc90wXns[/video]
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I'm always surprised that post count is such a big issue. It's can be an interesting factoid, but not much else, for me. I'm over 2,000, but most of my posts are junk, yapping about nailing peoples grandmothers in their driveways and such. The Summer of Ping is when my post count went way up starting the July 4 weekend with all the meltdowns that were occurring and the forum was sliding to ****. Then I found out that Ripster and \KL are the same person, (like Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie) and it was all good after that.
OOOH! My post count just went up by +1
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Right AGAIN! Nothing beats a Ripster predictive model.
You high AGAIN on poppy seeds?
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I'm always surprised that post count is such a big issue. It's can be an interesting factoid, but not much else, for me. I'm over 2,000, but most of my posts are junk, yapping about nailing peoples grandmothers in their driveways and such. The Summer of Ping is when my post count went way up starting the July 4 weekend with all the meltdowns that were occurring and the forum was sliding to ****. Then I found out that Ripster and \KL are the same person, (like Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie) and it was all good after that.
OOOH! My post count just went up by +1
No no - ripster and itlnstln are the same person. KL is an entirely different entity. A lot nicer and funnier.
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No no - ripster and itlnstln are the same person. KL is an entirely different entity. A lot nicer and funnier.
If you say so, Ripster. I mean \KL, I mean Itlnstln, I mean....
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If you say so, Ripster. I mean \KL, I mean Itlnstln, I mean....
Maybe the 4 of us can go to a strip club sometime and I'll PROVE it to you.
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Hah.
KL - **** you and your momma.
This is a Ripster thread. Get your **** out of it.
The 5 of us?
EDIT---- Note the little tasty 'add' in the quote...new and exciting stuff...
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Maybe the 4 of us can go to a strip club sometime and I'll PROVE it to you.
You'll be the one waiting in the car.
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You'll be the one waiting in the car.
Ruff!
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Forced retirement! Forced retirement!
Forced retirement at 10,000 posts!
You'll be the one waiting in the car.
See! That's something ripster would say! (Something not funny).
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Forced retirement! Forced retirement!
Forced retirement at 10,000 posts!
See! That's something ripster would say! (Something not funny).
It's kinda funny.
I've waited in the car before.
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It's not funny...
when you're waiting in the car.
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Let me guess - the bouncer kicked you out.
Ripster needs forced retirement - like JoePa. His career is waning.
Plus you know he's over the hill since he's always complaining about young people.
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Let me guess - the bouncer kicked you out.
Ripster needs forced retirement - like JoePa. His career is waning.
Plus you know he's over the hill since he's always complaining about young people.
I've been removed on more than one occasion. For lots of reasons:
Too tipsy.
Spent too much money. (thousands, and it was getting people riled up, performers and patrons alike)
Too popular.
By mistake.
Jealousy by a couple employees about some of the girls. (I can be VERY cats meow at times)
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Yes! I was right!
Forced retirement (http://geekhack.org/announcement.php?f=85)!
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Spent too much money. (thousands, and it was getting people riled up, performers and patrons alike)
Damn. You're a baller.
While I do enjoy the scenery and a little personal attention, I don't blow the bonus.
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too grabby :nono:
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Damn. You're a baller.
While I do enjoy the scenery and a little personal attention, I don't blow the bonus.
Nah, no bonus blowing here, it's all affordable and has negligible impact on the bottom line. I know that sounds full of ****, but I don't generate income at a steady, predictable rate. It's more of a "How much do we want? BAM! This is our bill."
Other than that, it's not even about the place, people, scenery, it's about you and how you feel. The strip club is just one of many, many stops on this ride, and it certainly isn't the best, not by a long shot.
Texas has some of the best clubs in the country. I should know :)
P.S.- And, I'm just a fun person.
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I've been to several and never really got into the whole thing, even "the back room," VIP, etc. I don't think that I can get anything there that I can get for free (with better quality) elsewhere.
I have seen three major types there:
1.) Men who couldn't get laid if they tried
2.) Men with a weird penchant for belittling women in their own twisted way (face it, buddy, all that ass-shaking just took ownership of your paycheck, not the other way around)
3.) Strip club = **** house (which hardly ever works out)
When I have gone, I was a little more interested in the women in attendance more so than the strippers.
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I've been to several and never really got into the whole thing, even "the back room," VIP, etc. I don't think that I can get anything there that I can get for free (with better quality) elsewhere.
I have seen three major types there:
1.) Men who couldn't get laid if they tried
2.) Men with a weird penchant for belittling women in their own twisted way (face it, buddy, all that ass-shaking just took ownership of your paycheck, not the other way around)
3.) Strip club = **** house (which hardly ever works out)
When I have gone, I was a little more interested in the women in attendance more so than the strippers.
Strip clubs are entertainment with friends for drinks and tunes, a few cute girls are icing on the cake. Again, it's not so much about the place or the people as it is about yourself. Strip bars are pretty low on the list, but they are on the list. Have had some great times and some not-so-great times. Strippers are NOT the show stealers by any means. I've been more of a show at clubs than the show. lol
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Strip clubs are entertainment with friends for drinks and tunes, a few cute girls are icing on the cake. Again, it's not so much about the place or the people as it is about yourself. Strip bars are pretty low on the list, but they are on the list. Have had some great times and some not-so-great times. Strippers are NOT the show stealers by any means. I've been more of a show at clubs than the show. lol
That's a pretty good perspective. I'll remember that next time I get dragged out to one.
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That's a pretty good perspective. I'll remember that next time I get dragged out to one.
The important element is that to not actually take strip club seriously. No matter how big of a deal they think they are or try to be. :)
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this thread is now about strip clubs.
EDIT: 275 Here we come!
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Back to Ripster....
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49,999 posts! 1 more
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this thread is now about strip clubs.
Nearest is about 200 meters from me.
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I got to get 2k some time don't I?
++postcount
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Maybe we need to understand it, it doesn't have anything else to do in life so it just posts here. Which is kinda sad isn't it?
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Stripclubs are filled with ropey old tarts.
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good god, man. Put down the keyboard...
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Nearest is about 200 meters from me.
I have one in my bedroom.
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You in front of the mirror doesn't count.
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I have one in my bedroom.
I mean the classic ones where you pay small amounts of cash, compared to that "free" one in the bedroom. Most of the strippers are offering more than lap dance, which would be obvious when you see them going to the poles already naked - kind of like live menu.
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So close.
...and then you'll delete 20 posts.
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refuse to read any more ripster's posts until he gets to 50,000 :cool:
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Hey I don't get it, why is his posts going backwards now? Ripster, you deleting your own posts?
edit: ah nevermind, I just skimmed the thread, yeah looks like he's trolling posts
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Deleting his posts in ways that you can never think of before
#1 posts deleter in the World
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He also loves to edit other member's posts in his subforum, especially mine.
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One reason to vote on troll poll!
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jeez finally its over 50k.. about time! Now go for 100k, get on trollin.
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Yea!! Finally...
(http://ziptivity.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/fireworks.jpg)
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Yes, I was right!
Forced retirement!!
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If by "forced" you mean "voluntary and self-imposed" and "probably not going to happen."