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Title: Fail Geekhacker moment
Post by: jooks1184 on Sun, 15 April 2012, 13:26:37
So I was reading a listing in the classifieds when I came across the term "CONUS." I've seen this term used pretty frequently, yet I didn't know what it meant. I tried googling it a few minutes ago and saw a wiki entry for some sea creature or something. That didn't make sense to me so after giving it some thought, I finally realized it means CONtinental US.

  I'll take my fail sandwich with a side of fail fries ty.
Title: Fail Geekhacker moment
Post by: 1395985 on Sun, 15 April 2012, 14:28:20
Abbreviations that are not immediately obvious are laziness on the part of the creator.
Title: Fail Geekhacker moment
Post by: Playtrumpet on Sun, 15 April 2012, 14:28:44
You don't even wanna know what I used to think 'doubleshot' meant..
Title: Fail Geekhacker moment
Post by: reaper on Sun, 15 April 2012, 14:37:18
Quote from: jooks1184;575347
..and saw a wiki entry for some sea creature or something.

:rofl:

We have a separate group buy for that.
Title: Fail Geekhacker moment
Post by: 1395985 on Sun, 15 April 2012, 14:38:28
Quote from: Playtrumpet;575419
You don't even wanna know what I used to think 'doubleshot' meant..

You're right. I don't. If an American coined the phrase, it's going to be either:

1/ Gross
2/ Grossly over-used
3/ Full of gross spelling errors
4/ Possibly all the above
Title: Fail Geekhacker moment
Post by: keyboardlover on Sun, 15 April 2012, 14:38:36
Pass the failsauce!

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Title: Fail Geekhacker moment
Post by: jwaz on Sun, 15 April 2012, 15:22:05
I always thought it was "Contiguous United States"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contiguous_United_States
"CONUS, a technical term used by the U.S. Department of Defense and General Services Administration, has been defined both as the continental United States, and as the 48 contiguous states."

according to that it also could mean coterminous U.S. and conterminous U.S...
Title: Fail Geekhacker moment
Post by: lorem3k on Mon, 16 April 2012, 17:40:44
Quote from: 1395985;575418
Abbreviations that are not immediately obvious are laziness on the part of the creator.
CONUS is a pretty common abbreviation.
Title: Fail Geekhacker moment
Post by: rknize on Mon, 16 April 2012, 23:41:07
I know it, but it's not all that common.  There is a glossary buried in a Wiki somewhere.  It's not very complete, but maybe this belongs there.
Title: Fail Geekhacker moment
Post by: hashbaz on Tue, 17 April 2012, 00:26:49
It is common and quite old, and is just one of many terms and abbreviations to come up to speed on around here.
Title: Fail Geekhacker moment
Post by: WRXChris on Tue, 17 April 2012, 21:27:31
Quote from: 1395985;575429
You're right. I don't. If an American coined the phrase, it's going to be either:

1/ Gross
2/ Grossly over-used
3/ Full of gross spelling errors
4/ Possibly all the above


What sparked the anti-American sentiment?  I mean I generally agree with your statement, but at the same time I am grossly offended by your assumption that all Americans are like this.  Isn't GH a place where enlightened folks from around the world meet to discuss our similar interests, differences aside??
Title: Fail Geekhacker moment
Post by: hashbaz on Tue, 17 April 2012, 23:10:56
The only thing more annoying than Americans is blind anti-American sentiment.
Title: Fail Geekhacker moment
Post by: keyboardnoob on Wed, 18 April 2012, 01:20:20
Quote from: WRXChris;577544
What sparked the anti-American sentiment?  I mean I generally agree with your statement, but at the same time I am grossly offended by your assumption that all Americans are like this.  Isn't GH a place where enlightened folks from around the world meet to discuss our similar interests, differences aside??


I'd say ignorance mostly and seeing from his other posts he's just a **** in general.
Title: Fail Geekhacker moment
Post by: fohat.digs on Wed, 18 April 2012, 09:09:35
I often ask my 14-year-old daughter what abbreviations mean.

Shorthand is good but can be very confusing.

I worked for DHS/FEMA, and the official abbreviation list, I kid you not, is 78 pages long.

Not 78 entries, 78 pages.
Title: Fail Geekhacker moment
Post by: alaricljs on Wed, 18 April 2012, 09:25:08
I work for a large software company, and they actually maintain an acronym dictionary for purely internal stuff.  It's several thousand entries and does not include anything not company related like SDK or DLL.
Title: Fail Geekhacker moment
Post by: captain on Wed, 18 April 2012, 09:48:46
What kind of doubleshot failsauce do you want on your CONUS?  You want fries within that?

Contiguous US is the only one that makes sense. Alaska and Hawaii are on the North American continent, so that is the entire USA. At least until they annex the Middle East!
Title: Fail Geekhacker moment
Post by: jwaz on Wed, 18 April 2012, 17:58:47
Quote from: alaricljs;577863
I work for a large software company, and they actually maintain an acronym dictionary for purely internal stuff.  It's several thousand entries and does not include anything not company related like SDK or DLL.


Boeing did the same thing. Too many acronyms for their own good IMHO