Bumpity bump. Another year, another time to fool someone.
Keyloggers are also available at ThinkGeek if you suspect your wife of talking to her old boyfriends on Facebook. Strangely enough, they are technically legal in most jurisdictions.
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Drive, Eject
Sleep, 500
Drive, Eject,, 1
return
Now I DO recommend taking a key puller to work tomorrow and doing the numpad prank. My SmarTrex (Unicomp) keyboard (http://geekhack.org/showwiki.php?title=Island:8438&&highlight=smartrex) CAME this way.
ThinkGeek also has these (http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/ae83/).I've got one of those, but haven't actually deployed it anywhere yet.Show Image(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/ae83_phantom_keystroker_v2.jpg)
I recommend you leave the typing function off; the irritating thing (for the prankster) is it types actual words. Very dumb; random characters would be much better.