Can you stab a burglers eyes out with a keyboard? Even a Model M would be a minor concussion.
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I dunno, a Model F might crack a skull. Then again, I think the limiting factor is how hard the average Geekhacker can swing it. Not many pictures on here, but most seem to be pretty geeky (dur). iMav, though; he could kill you with with a Model F. Hell, he could kill you with a dirty look. He'd kill you so hard the fire alarm would go off.
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even better
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Only Australians are Manly. Brits are Wankers.
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That's not very nice, rip.
Isn't bondi outrageously packed all the time? I much prefer quiet beaches without screaming kids. However, in England we get no summer anyway, so sitting on a beach in 15*c is not seen on everyone's to do list.