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Title: 20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine's Day
Post by: bugfix on Mon, 14 February 2011, 13:25:29

Valentine's Day is a pointless "holiday" that is pushed by retailers.

Title: 20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine's Day
Post by: microsoft windows on Mon, 14 February 2011, 13:32:05

The main reason behind Valentine's Day is so that Wal-Mart can sell pink plastic crap. It gives the Chinese work.

Title: 20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine's Day
Post by: Superfluous Parentheses on Mon, 14 February 2011, 14:27:19

Probably NSFW.

Title: 20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine's Day
Post by: quadibloc on Mon, 14 February 2011, 19:41:01

Quote from: bugfix;294908

Valentine's Day is a pointless "holiday" that is pushed by retailers.

It is a solemn religious holiday, on which we honor the martyr, St. Valentine, who defied a Roman emperor to perform the sacrament of marriage for Christians who loved each other and would not defy God.

It's unfortunate that commercial interests have given it the same treatment as Christmas, but those things happen.

Title: 20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine's Day
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 14 February 2011, 20:18:34

Being single, alone and bitter isn't exactly cause for celebration... so **** Valentine's Day... Not to mention it is a day when all the happy couples rub it in our faces and make us wish to blow off their face with a shotgun... Just sayin...

Title: 20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine's Day
Post by: instantkamera on Mon, 14 February 2011, 21:26:12

**grumble grumble**

Gee, I wonder why you are single?

Quote

Life is too short to be anything but happy.

maybe you should read you own sig...

Title: 20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine's Day
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Tue, 15 February 2011, 07:44:21

Fine, you win... That doesn't change my opinion though.  I just wasn't happy yesterday I guess.

Title: 20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine's Day
Post by: Minskleip on Tue, 15 February 2011, 07:58:42

Get a new keyboard :) That makes me happy. And get drunk. That makes me very happy :D

Title: 20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine's Day
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Tue, 15 February 2011, 08:03:35

I'd prefer the latter...

(http://www.dannypino.estranky.cz/img/picture/30/homer1.jpg)

Title: 20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine's Day
Post by: Minskleip on Tue, 15 February 2011, 08:20:00

Few things are as good as drinking whisky and beer alone and listen to blues :thumb:

Title: 20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine's Day
Post by: db_Iodine on Tue, 15 February 2011, 08:36:22

Quote from: bugfix;294908

Valentine's Day is a pointless "holiday" that is pushed by retailers.

No kidding. This year the 5+ million people in Finland spent almost 50 million Euros on flowers alone.

Title: 20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine's Day
Post by: itlnstln on Tue, 15 February 2011, 12:42:24

I took my GF to a nice restaurant for a five course meal and live Spanish classical guitar music.  Then went home, had some champaign, and did the wild thang.

Title: 20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine's Day
Post by: Minskleip on Tue, 15 February 2011, 19:03:54

Quote from: ripster;295542

What a bunch of non-romantics.

Probably didn't watch one of the best GLEE Episodes Yet!

This McCartney song is the romantic/nonromantic test that works 100%.  I can't hear it without thinking of Paul losing his wife.  Otherwise I use it to drive my son nuts.

I didn't get it, so I guess I'm not romantic. But I love to drink..

Title: 20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine's Day
Post by: quadibloc on Tue, 15 February 2011, 23:15:28

And here I thought that women trimmed their pubic hair to go to the beach. (Back when they sang the song "Itsy-bitsy Teeny-weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini", they weren't thinking about a bikini so tiny that a woman would have to shave to wear it!)

Making love, on the other hand, was something people have done for millions of years (or hundreds of thousands of years, depending on how you define "people") without having to trim their hair. Or fur.

Title: 20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine's Day
Post by: RoboKrikit on Wed, 16 February 2011, 14:21:44

Making love is what couples do on Valentine's Day, or in France.  What people have been doing for millions of years is:

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IQiyoaS67kY/Sb6mvSlzelI/AAAAAAAABBg/t-Dfnme2D_M/s400/Photo+80.jpg)

Title: 20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine's Day
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Wed, 16 February 2011, 14:55:41

(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0908/caveman-daterape-date-rape-rufie-cave-man-caveman-sex-demotivational-poster-1251376639.jpg)

Title: 20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine's Day
Post by: clickclack on Wed, 16 February 2011, 15:35:02

Quote from: quadibloc;295858

... Or fur.

haahaahaaa!
Classic! XD