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Title: Who's Staying Up Late For The Rapture?
Post by: EverythingIBM on Fri, 20 May 2011, 21:22:31

Some people can't read it seems:

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Matthew 24:36  But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

There ain't going to be no rapture on saturday... Sometimes I wonder how people make these things up.

Title: Who's Staying Up Late For The Rapture?
Post by: EverythingIBM on Fri, 20 May 2011, 21:35:45

Quote from: ripster;349273

I was looking forward to a cloud of boobs.

Might want to switch to the Quran then, hahaha.

Title: Who's Staying Up Late For The Rapture?
Post by: alaricljs on Fri, 20 May 2011, 22:23:50

Well if they're going to call it the rapture it had better involve boobs...

Title: Who's Staying Up Late For The Rapture?
Post by: audioave10 on Fri, 20 May 2011, 22:50:37

Did someone order boobs?

(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/60%20Still%20More%20Boobs.jpg)

notice my post count...surely its the end...

Title: Who's Staying Up Late For The Rapture?
Post by: looserboy on Fri, 20 May 2011, 22:57:05

whats the time now ^^ besides this forum  timer?

in here i have 5.58 am

Title: Who's Staying Up Late For The Rapture?
Post by: ch_123 on Sat, 21 May 2011, 04:24:18

The bible is always full of such useful advice. (http://www.biblestudytools.com/leviticus/passage.aspx?q=leviticus+14:33-48)

Title: Who's Staying Up Late For The Rapture?
Post by: redpill on Sat, 21 May 2011, 10:21:17

Are we to heaven yet?

Title: Who's Staying Up Late For The Rapture?
Post by: BucklingSpring on Sat, 21 May 2011, 10:32:03

"Who's Staying Up Late For The Rapture?"

Yesterday evening when I left the shooting range, the guy at the counter asked me.

-Are you sure you don't want to get ammos before you leave?
   Why would I do that? I don't have any at home and I like it that way.
-Well, if tomorrow is the end of the world, some can get handy.
   You're kidding right?
-Silence...

Nevermind, thanks but no thanks, I'll take my chances…

LOL

Title: Who's Staying Up Late For The Rapture?
Post by: audioave10 on Sat, 21 May 2011, 11:32:28

The world was supposed to end in the year 999, 1000, 1900, 1984, 1999, 2000, 2001, etc.

Title: Who's Staying Up Late For The Rapture?
Post by: ricercar on Sat, 21 May 2011, 15:45:45

Quote from: audioave10;349454

The world was supposed to end in the year 999, 1000, 1900, 1984, 1999, 2000, 2001, etc.

Dammit to hell. I missed all of those, too!