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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: hcry4 on Thu, 14 April 2011, 12:08:13

Title: Paid Your Taxes Yet?! - I Did (not)
Post by: hcry4 on Thu, 14 April 2011, 12:08:13
The procrastinators get the weekend to finish.
Title: Paid Your Taxes Yet?! - I Did (not)
Post by: Fwiffo on Thu, 14 April 2011, 12:09:46
You didn't pay payroll taxes?
Title: Paid Your Taxes Yet?! - I Did (not)
Post by: RiGS on Thu, 14 April 2011, 12:10:59
Luckily "gambling" is tax free.
Title: Paid Your Taxes Yet?! - I Did (not)
Post by: RiGS on Thu, 14 April 2011, 12:16:21
There are a hell lot of taxes in Hungary.
Title: Paid Your Taxes Yet?! - I Did (not)
Post by: Ekaros on Thu, 14 April 2011, 12:22:53
I will get money back which they took from money they gave me, and 50cnt extra... That's socialism for you!
Title: Paid Your Taxes Yet?! - I Did (not)
Post by: Daniel Beaver on Thu, 14 April 2011, 12:28:46
I mailed it out a few days ago - I just use the 1040EZ form. I didn't make enough money this year to owe anything, it all went to tuition.
Title: Paid Your Taxes Yet?! - I Did (not)
Post by: stupefaction on Thu, 14 April 2011, 12:32:03
I can't believe what a life this ripster leads. He lives in a castle made of Lego and keycaps, he mocks Reagan, and he pays no taxes? Incredible.
Title: Paid Your Taxes Yet?! - I Did (not)
Post by: Fwiffo on Thu, 14 April 2011, 12:33:10
GE also paid zero taxes. I made an average income, so I wasn't so lucky!
Title: Paid Your Taxes Yet?! - I Did (not)
Post by: phillip on Thu, 14 April 2011, 12:43:12
I did my taxes back in january.  I don't make a lot of money or anything. I usually get $400-500 back.
Title: Paid Your Taxes Yet?! - I Did (not)
Post by: Fwiffo on Thu, 14 April 2011, 12:53:04
Why is he always so damn weepy? Man up, Boehner! You're part of the daddy party, remember?

(http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Politics/images-3/boehner-crying.jpg)

I think we know who wears the pants in this congress.

(http://www.balloon-juice.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/nancysmash.png)
Title: Paid Your Taxes Yet?! - I Did (not)
Post by: ricercar on Thu, 14 April 2011, 17:56:45
I'm getting a refund that's 280% of my withholdings, and I don't even live in Alaska. Beat that.
Title: Paid Your Taxes Yet?! - I Did (not)
Post by: keyboardlover on Thu, 14 April 2011, 17:58:26
Aren't you also unemployed?
Title: Paid Your Taxes Yet?! - I Did (not)
Post by: ricercar on Thu, 14 April 2011, 21:16:49
Quote from: keyboardlover;331006
Aren't you also unemployed?

Yes this is the kicker. But since I worked one week in 2010, I get an earned income tax credit. $900 was withheld. My refund is $2600. No wonder there's a deficit!
Title: Paid Your Taxes Yet?! - I Did (not)
Post by: keyboardlover on Thu, 14 April 2011, 21:22:24
I'm so happy my tax dollars go to people who leach off the system...thanks Obama!
Title: Paid Your Taxes Yet?! - I Did (not)
Post by: Lpb45 on Thu, 14 April 2011, 22:02:44
I got a wopping 50 dollars back this year, which got me approximatley 3/4 tank of gas.
Title: Paid Your Taxes Yet?! - I Did (not)
Post by: NimbleRabit on Thu, 14 April 2011, 22:09:31
I got to deduct almost 100% of my earnings as school payments.  Awesome . . . I think.
Title: Paid Your Taxes Yet?! - I Did (not)
Post by: kill will on Thu, 14 April 2011, 22:13:34
the irs is reading this.  i love you irs.
Title: Paid Your Taxes Yet?! - I Did (not)
Post by: keyboardlover on Thu, 14 April 2011, 22:14:06
Quote from: kill will;331131
the irs is reading this.  i love you irs.


Nice try ;)
Title: Paid Your Taxes Yet?! - I Did (not)
Post by: ricercar on Fri, 15 April 2011, 00:06:01
I don't mind when my tax dollars go for things I use. I've been paying taxes in anticipation of this paid vacation for almost 35 years now.
Title: Paid Your Taxes Yet?! - I Did (not)
Post by: keyboardlover on Fri, 15 April 2011, 06:35:13
You're milking the system. Your "paid vacation" is being paid for by people like myself who actually contribute to society. You are part of the problem.
Title: Paid Your Taxes Yet?! - I Did (not)
Post by: RiGS on Fri, 15 April 2011, 06:59:19
Dude, what's wrong with you?
He has been paying taxes for almost 35 years.
Title: Paid Your Taxes Yet?! - I Did (not)
Post by: keyboardlover on Fri, 15 April 2011, 07:56:05
Lol.
Title: Paid Your Taxes Yet?! - I Did (not)
Post by: ricercar on Fri, 15 April 2011, 19:07:53
Let me guess keyboardlover: you're not even 35 years old, let alone in the workforce and paying US taxes for 35 years? You got no legs to stand on; I've probably paid more taxes in my life than you've made in salary in your life.

I'll be milking the system the day I stop looking for work, passing phone screens, and going to interviews.
Title: Paid Your Taxes Yet?! - I Did (not)
Post by: keyboardlover on Fri, 15 April 2011, 19:10:34
Probably, but it ain't cool that you sit on your lazy butt and collect taxes out of my salary.
Title: Paid Your Taxes Yet?! - I Did (not)
Post by: ricercar on Fri, 15 April 2011, 19:11:43
Quote from: keyboardlover;331827
Probably, but it ain't cool that you sit on your lazy butt and collect taxes out of my salary.


Check your base assumptions.
Title: Paid Your Taxes Yet?! - I Did (not)
Post by: keyboardlover on Fri, 15 April 2011, 23:55:53
Quote from: ricercar;331824
Let me guess keyboardlover: you're not even 35 years old, let alone in the workforce and paying US taxes for 35 years? You got no legs to stand on; I've probably paid more taxes in my life than you've made in salary in your life.


Entitlement (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entitlement) is a disease that is ruining our country.

If you're not part of the solution? You're part of the problem.
Title: Paid Your Taxes Yet?! - I Did (not)
Post by: zaerst on Sat, 16 April 2011, 00:25:10
I did my taxes ages ago, got like $1400 back!
Title: Paid Your Taxes Yet?! - I Did (not)
Post by: ricercar on Sat, 16 April 2011, 01:52:40
Quote from: keyboardlover;331978
Entitlement (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entitlement) is a disease that is ruining our country.


Try selling that one to people on Social Security.
Title: Paid Your Taxes Yet?! - I Did (not)
Post by: speakeasy on Sat, 16 April 2011, 03:16:59
Congrats Ripster on keeping what's rightfully yours
Title: Paid Your Taxes Yet?! - I Did (not)
Post by: audioave10 on Mon, 18 April 2011, 11:30:17
Those smiles are so strained and so fake.
Title: Paid Your Taxes Yet?! - I Did (not)
Post by: dracaXL on Mon, 18 April 2011, 13:51:32
Those smiles are creepy, tbh. Specifically Jobs' smile. He seems like he could double for Satan.
Title: Paid Your Taxes Yet?! - I Did (not)
Post by: audioave10 on Tue, 19 April 2011, 09:37:01
Quote from: ripster;332775
You don't sound like you smile a lot.


That's not true at all. I'm more fun than you could ever know...I just don't have the Legos to prove it.