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Title: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: xsphat on Fri, 02 November 2012, 04:22:26
Hey GHers, it's me, xsphat. I'm far from a new member, but I been out the rote for a while, so I figured it'd be best to start here.

So what's the hot sh*t 'board right now?

Who are the trolls? (I'm a famous instigator)

Any old timers remember me?

And special thanks to iMav for helping my dumb ass log in, lol.
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: clickclack on Fri, 02 November 2012, 04:53:23
Whoa!
I awake from my sugary stupor reminiscent of a diabetic coma and I stumble across this here post.
Good to see ya xsphat.

Hmm... hot boards right now? It's a good bit more diverse than it used to be but essentially anything that's custom and from Korea seems to be the ticket.
Other than that I guess Topre still excites the loins.

As far as trolls, that's a tuffy. I think most faded away in the absence of ripster.

Other than that, I guess I would say the site is still growing and more and more manufacturers are getting in on the game.

Oh, and I almost forgot, colorful ponies are apparently the new straight. All those years of indulging in color theory have been laid to waste.

By the way, I think you were the jerk that got me into using typewriters reguarly at work. My general societal demise will soon follow I'm sure.
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: alaricljs on Fri, 02 November 2012, 08:58:15
^^ pretty well summed up, however we've managed to  bang together a custom 87 key board (Phantom) that went well, although no real solution on a case.  Currently a 60% board is being prototyped (GH60).   Matias came out with some new Alps design switches which are available in their keyboards and will be available real soon as bare switches.

Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: boost on Fri, 02 November 2012, 09:02:06
Welcome back!!!
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Fri, 02 November 2012, 09:05:08
Hey, welcome back!

Do ya remember me at all?  Did ya miss us?
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: DanGWanG on Fri, 02 November 2012, 09:15:04
hi hi welcome back =)
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: absyrd on Fri, 02 November 2012, 09:15:23
Welcome back.

And it is true; trolling is at a minimum lately. Did you come back to take on the role?
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: thegunner100 on Fri, 02 November 2012, 09:52:46
Date Registered: Thu, 23 August 2007, 02:40:00

You're pretty damn old school! Don't know who you are, but welcome back!
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: iMav on Fri, 02 November 2012, 09:56:15
Date Registered: Thu, 23 August 2007, 02:40:00

You're pretty damn old school! Don't know who you are, but welcome back!

He's almost as old school as I am.  xsphat was one of the first members here.  In fact, I think the first month it was just ashort, xsphat, and me talking to each other.  :)
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: Bry on Fri, 02 November 2012, 10:34:47
Whatsup dood

I just came back on here too :D
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: xsphat on Fri, 02 November 2012, 12:21:16
Great to be back. I missed you guys, but don't let it go to your heads! And no, I'm not coming back here to troll.

I quite honestly came back here because it's time for a new keyboard. I've read this is the place to go for info on that ...

The trick is, i want to buy 1 or 2, not 30 again. I've had Filcos, HHKB Pro2s, Realforce tenkeyless, tried all the switches except the MX reds, but I see the mechanical market has blown up. No more Google Translate telling me garbage like, "The feel is of the keys, blue skyes always true, shall be profound."
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: jwaz on Fri, 02 November 2012, 12:37:05
The man himself! Welcome back.
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: xsphat on Fri, 02 November 2012, 12:55:05
Thanks, how you been?

And where is webwit? I missed him. I'll never forget the time we went on hiking trip through Europe. He paid for everything but I ended up getting so bent I had to w h o r e myself out for ticket home to the USA! Good times.
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: xsphat on Fri, 02 November 2012, 12:59:50
I'm fine here. I just really liked spreading misinformation about webwit because nothing pissed him off more. That should explain our hike through Europe, for those who don't know me.
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: xsphat on Fri, 02 November 2012, 13:03:40
maybe I'll head over there and stir up some crap. I had a PM from Ripster waiting for me here, he told me aobut the same forum. I'll keep it pure here, but I really missed trolling webwit.
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: alaricljs on Fri, 02 November 2012, 13:04:28
He runs the place, so good luck  ;)
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: xsphat on Fri, 02 November 2012, 13:13:01
I have the ability to instantly piss him off. i think it has a thing to do with his hygiene.
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Fri, 02 November 2012, 13:18:48
I have the ability to instantly piss him off. i think it has a thing to do with his hygiene.

I know exactly how to piss off webwit.  Just mention Ripster and you'll instantly be perma-banned and IP-banned.

Believe me, I know from experience...

http://deskthority.net/off-topic-f10/there-goes-geekhack-again-t3667-30.html#p79150
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: Bry on Fri, 02 November 2012, 13:32:03
No more Google Translate telling me garbage like, "The feel is of the keys, blue skyes always true, shall be profound."

I lol'd
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: xsphat on Fri, 02 November 2012, 13:39:25
I have the ability to instantly piss him off. i think it has a thing to do with his hygiene.

I know exactly how to piss off webwit.  Just mention Ripster and you'll instantly be perma-banned and IP-banned.

Believe me, I know from experience...

http://deskthority.net/off-topic-f10/there-goes-geekhack-again-t3667-30.html#p79150

Nice thread! I had to log on. Lets see how long it takes that evil webwit to ban my ass, lol:

http://deskthority.net/keyboards-f2/calling-webwit-t4202.html
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: xsphat on Fri, 02 November 2012, 13:44:59
The way that guy talks about lies you'd think he grew up with like 6 sisters and no bros, lol.
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: xsphat on Fri, 02 November 2012, 13:59:07
(http://i.imgur.com/p6Zw6.jpg)

This f'ing guy, right back at it.
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Fri, 02 November 2012, 14:03:06
Told ya! :P

You're lucky he hasn't banned you yet...
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: xsphat on Fri, 02 November 2012, 14:06:52
I'm not trying to start anything, but did you notice I switched my avatar to his? Used to do that back in the day.
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: winzds on Fri, 02 November 2012, 14:14:56
welcome!
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Fri, 02 November 2012, 14:17:28
I'm not trying to start anything, but did you notice I switched my avatar to his? Used to do that back in the day.

Lol... I thought about doing that prior to getting banned from there... but I wasn't trying to get banned, so I decided against it.

He seems to be paranoid about anyone that mentions Ripster.  He automatically assumes you're Ripster if you say Ripster...
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: xsphat on Fri, 02 November 2012, 14:33:54
Love me some webwit. I'll most likely get banned before the day is out.
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: xsphat on Fri, 02 November 2012, 17:56:30
I think as long as I don't start spamming people like ripster I'll be fine. Boy has sent me a total of 5 messages telling me about his @$^%$ing reddit. Didn't he read my posts?
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Fri, 02 November 2012, 18:09:41
I think as long as I don't start spamming people like ripster I'll be fine. Boy has sent me a total of 5 messages telling me about his @$^%$ing reddit. Didn't he read my posts?

He does the same to me over at OCN.  Although sometimes I don't mind it if he is just asking permission to use some of my pics in his guides over on reddit.  Or asking if he can use my Mechanical Keyboard Guide PowerPoint (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/61075086/Mechanical%20Keyboards.pptx)...
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: xsphat on Fri, 02 November 2012, 19:22:23
He was all berating me and calling me a noob. Better a noob than a douche.
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: SmallFry on Fri, 02 November 2012, 20:00:11
I'm so laughing at this thread. I've read some of your early stuff, before GeekHack crashed, I browsed the very very beginning stuff for lullz.
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: tipo33 on Fri, 02 November 2012, 20:08:11
Welcome back!!
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: xsphat on Fri, 02 November 2012, 20:15:46
Thanks, and I'm glad my early stuff is making you laugh, whatever my early stuff might be.
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: SmallFry on Fri, 02 November 2012, 20:30:21
I don't recall off hand. Just lulz.
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: rowdy on Sat, 03 November 2012, 04:58:30
He seems to be paranoid about anyone that mentions Ripster.  He automatically assumes you're Ripster if you say Ripster...

Says CLiB mentioning Ripster three times in one paragraph ;)

Oh damn, now I've said Ripster.

On noes!  I said it again ...

Anyway, welcome back xsphat, I'm just some random noob from just before r00tw0rm (did you hear about that one?).
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: hazeluff on Sat, 03 November 2012, 09:04:32
Oh dear...here we go again........

Welcome back. Lets keep it civil, eh?
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: xsphat on Sat, 03 November 2012, 11:13:54
Civil? Never heard of it.

And what's "r00tw0rm"? Totally missed out on that.
Title: Re: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: DanGWanG on Sat, 03 November 2012, 12:20:07
Civil? Never heard of it.

And what's "r00tw0rm"? Totally missed out on that.

Hacking group that overwhelmed GH a few months back forcing us to rebuild.  Most media has been lost as a result
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: xsphat on Sat, 03 November 2012, 15:16:59
What for? Are they all about rubber domes or what?
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: rayuki on Sat, 03 November 2012, 15:33:13
I'm guessing they thought the word hack in geekhack was meant as a challenge

Sent from my GT-I9100T using Tapatalk 2

Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: xsphat on Sat, 03 November 2012, 18:23:09
Wow, random ****tiness.
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: rowdy on Sat, 03 November 2012, 18:41:20
Yeah, just after I joined.

There is even a thread about whether you are pre- or post-r00tw0rm: http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=36618.0
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: xsphat on Sat, 03 November 2012, 21:30:50
So that explains the "tempory home of geekhack" link I've seen a few times now.
Title: Re: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: TheProfosist on Sun, 04 November 2012, 01:08:30
What for? Are they all about rubber domes or what?
win!

But welcome back none the less.
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: Input Nirvana on Mon, 05 November 2012, 20:36:32
GH has more or less gone through a couple incarnations since you left. As of summer '09 it continued to get bigger, got a larger and vocal ergo group, major group buys developed, a few major turds cruised around, a few people acted like turds for whatever reason, summer of Ping! (summer '11), got a lot of off topic drama, no one would back down and get back to keyboards, major post/thread deletions, moderators,  temp bans, perm-bans, more deletions, profanity filter, moderators gone wild, roooootweerrrrrmmm (summer '12), massive crash and content loss, rebirth, and so now you have it.

Did I leave out anything?
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: SmallFry on Mon, 05 November 2012, 20:39:55
Pretty much sums it up. I don't think I was that bad of a moderator, but hell who knows. :D
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: xsphat on Mon, 05 November 2012, 20:41:28
Wow, so I decide to come back during a time of calm and I stir up all this crap? lol, my caustic side is an ugly one, but I'll try and keep it in check.

PS, do you think webwit still thinks I'm ripster?
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: Input Nirvana on Mon, 05 November 2012, 21:29:35
PS, do you think webwit still thinks I'm ripster?

Keyboard paranoia runs high in these parts.
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: xsphat on Mon, 05 November 2012, 21:42:43
I doubt webwit thinks I'm ripster anymore since I don't spam nor troll over there. I also don't web pics as answers to people, so I don't follow any of his patterns. Is Microsoft Windows still around or did he leave too?
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: alaricljs on Mon, 05 November 2012, 21:44:04
He occasionally pops in, since we don't have polls he really doesn't show much.
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: xsphat on Mon, 05 November 2012, 22:10:21
So webby like the poll, huh?
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: alaricljs on Mon, 05 November 2012, 23:08:54
That was in reference to MSW... not sure what webby thinks about anything.
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: xsphat on Tue, 06 November 2012, 00:59:05
That was in reference to MSW... not sure what webby thinks about anything.

lol
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: itlnstln on Tue, 06 November 2012, 14:12:38
*YAWN!*

*snort*

Oh hey, XsPhat!  It's just like old times.  Where's Ashort, Whiskey-In-The-Jar-O, Tales, Sofa King...?

*pulls the covers back over his head*
Title: Re: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Tue, 06 November 2012, 14:29:16
Is Microsoft Windows still around or did he leave too?

I've been trying to convince him to start posting again, but he's gotten out of the mechanical keyboard scene for the most part...

He types on mushy dome boards now... and a couple decent Dell Quietkeys.

Sent from my Droid using Tapatalk 2
Title: Re: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: SmallFry on Tue, 06 November 2012, 16:34:42
*YAWN!*

*snort*

Oh hey, XsPhat!  It's just like old times.  Where's Ashort, Whiskey-In-The-Jar-O, Tales, Sofa King...?

*pulls the covers back over his head*
You're alive!
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: itlnstln on Thu, 08 November 2012, 07:47:32
*YAWN!*

*snort*

Oh hey, XsPhat!  It's just like old times.  Where's Ashort, Whiskey-In-The-Jar-O, Tales, Sofa King...?

*pulls the covers back over his head*
You're alive!

Shhh... Don't tell anybody.
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: WhiteFireDragon on Thu, 08 November 2012, 12:50:20
*YAWN!*

Oh hi there. Maybe you should start your own "I'm back" thread too.
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Thu, 08 November 2012, 13:17:19
He's been back for a while though... on and off...
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: SmallFry on Thu, 08 November 2012, 13:47:19
ORLY? I didn't notice... o.0
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: xsphat on Thu, 08 November 2012, 15:02:33
Neither have I.   :cool:

But we connected over at webwit's joint.
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: itlnstln on Fri, 09 November 2012, 08:08:09
*YAWN!*

Oh hi there. Maybe you should start your own "I'm back" thread too.

Nah.  I'm kinda "done" with keyboards.  Not enough truly new stuff out to keep my interest.  I think all the work the old timers (XsPhat, iMav, ashort, bigpook, sixty, webwit, Chloe, Sandy55 ch123, bhtooefr, lowpoly/sofa king, CChan/Tales, lam47, kishy, Welly, Ms. Keyboard, and yes, even ripster)* did to promote, understand, and to some extent, evangelize quality keyboards has been done, and now they have a solid spot in the marketplace.  Back when mechanical keyboards were hard to get, it was a lot more fun finding new stuff, importing from overseas, etc.  Now, I can jump on Amazon and get what I want.  It might be a bit boring now, but there was a lot of hard work done back in the day and it was well worth it. 

Unfortunately, we got to a point where the only thing left to discuss/debate were our own personalities, egos and d*ck sizes and we all see how that turned out.  We're splintered among 3 sites now (here, DeskThority, reddit.com/r/mechanicalkeyboards) and we all hate each other.  I'm glad all that worked out so well; putting the "unity" in "community."

* And many others, of course
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: xsphat on Fri, 09 November 2012, 09:44:41
Are you implying the are many other ripsters?

You make a good point. When this started, we were blindly ordering crap POS keyboards off ebay in the hopes it may come with Cherry browns. I bought my 86U from Japan for something like $15,000 and it took page translations and screencaps of websites and a few emails to get it. The nights luring KBDMania ...

And apparently they listened since you can now get a mechanical keyboard at Best Buy without stealing a register. Those were the good days.
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: itlnstln on Fri, 09 November 2012, 10:44:07
Are you implying the are many other ripsters?

Fixed.  Damn transposition.

And apparently they listened since you can now get a mechanical keyboard at Best Buy without stealing a register. Those were the good days.

That's hilarious.  I think there were a few folks back then that considered doing exactly that.
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: xsphat on Fri, 09 November 2012, 10:57:52
:)
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: xsphat on Fri, 09 November 2012, 13:36:54
 itlnstln, I have gotten pretty out tech in general too. I have a nice phone, tab and comp and I see no need to upgrade. It's pretty new. I do want to buy a keyboard, so I'm mainly here for the chat. I had 3300 posts when I came back, so I guess I'm comfy here, lol.
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: clickclack on Fri, 09 November 2012, 13:51:41
Found that Starfleet Command avatar of yours. Posted it in the other thread.
Speaking of tech, is your ipad still named webwit?  lulz
Title: Re: I'm Ba-ack!!
Post by: xsphat on Fri, 09 November 2012, 23:43:32
no, lol. I gave my iPad to my son and I couldn't do that to him. I bought an Android tablet and have not missed the iPad at all.