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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: noisyturtle on Fri, 23 November 2012, 01:29:52
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Things you can say to your keyboard but not to your girlfriend.
'Sorry baby I don't wear o-rings, they really dampen my actuation.'
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"I need some lubricant. It feels too rough"
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Mind if I pound away on this one for a while ?
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"**** you!" while I hammer fist it
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"Baby, just because I have more than one doesn't mean I don't love you!"
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"You're kinda dusty down there"
"Time to take you out of the basement"
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"My mini USB requires rear entry."
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I'm Home!
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Hey, bro... Come feel this one! (O-ring mod) Now touch it!