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Title: And the game is scenes from a hat
Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 23 November 2012, 01:29:52
Things you can say to your keyboard but not to your girlfriend.

'Sorry baby I don't wear o-rings, they really dampen my actuation.'
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Post by: singaporean123 on Fri, 23 November 2012, 01:35:27
"I need some lubricant. It feels too rough"
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Post by: Octane on Fri, 23 November 2012, 01:41:33
Mind if I pound away on this one for a while ?
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Post by: esoomenona on Fri, 23 November 2012, 01:47:29
"**** you!" while I hammer fist it
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Post by: tjcaustin on Fri, 23 November 2012, 01:50:55
"Baby, just because I have more than one doesn't mean I don't love you!"
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Post by: jeroplane on Fri, 23 November 2012, 02:54:17
"You're kinda dusty down there"

"Time to take you out of the basement"
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Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 23 November 2012, 04:02:02
"My mini USB requires rear entry."
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Post by: xsphat on Fri, 23 November 2012, 10:39:19
I'm Home!
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Post by: JoeC on Fri, 23 November 2012, 22:08:28
Hey, bro... Come feel this one! (O-ring mod) Now touch it!