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Title: Ate too much bread... Your personal best eating record.
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 15 December 2012, 16:32:57
Ever happen to you guys???  :))

Now i'm feeling like hurrrrraa.....eeeeeeeeee  :confused:

Update:

What is your personal Best in terms of total Volume of foodstuff partaken?

Mine is 24 hard-boiled eggs in one sitting  :cool:
Title: Re: Ate too much bread...
Post by: kmiller8 on Sat, 15 December 2012, 16:34:47
wut.
Title: Re: Ate too much bread...
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 15 December 2012, 16:36:23
wut.

So there were all these sticky buns in the fridgerator, and they're going to go bad unless I eat them.... And Now I regret not spacing them out...
Title: Re: Ate too much bread...
Post by: kmiller8 on Sat, 15 December 2012, 16:36:55
... wut.
Title: Re: Ate too much bread...
Post by: The_Beast on Sat, 15 December 2012, 16:38:13
...in da butt?
Title: Re: Ate too much bread...
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 15 December 2012, 16:39:26
... wut.


Bread : a staple food prepared by cooking a dough of flour and water and often additional ingredients, such as butter or salt to improve the taste.

Eat : the ingestion of food to provide for all organisms their nutritional or medicinal needs, particularly for energy and growth.

Too much: adverb, more than necessary;


I executed in lack of foresight, the above..
Title: Re: Ate too much bread...
Post by: kmiller8 on Sat, 15 December 2012, 16:45:24
wut.







is a sticky bun?
Title: Re: Ate too much bread...
Post by: Malphas on Sat, 15 December 2012, 16:46:11
I'll give you some sticky buns in a minute, young lad.
Title: Re: Ate too much bread...
Post by: kmiller8 on Sat, 15 December 2012, 16:46:34
D:
Title: Re: Ate too much bread...
Post by: ekw808 on Sat, 15 December 2012, 16:47:29
......looking for attention much?
Title: Re: Ate too much bread...
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 15 December 2012, 16:48:19
......looking for attention much?

kinda like what you're doing?  ;)

But no, I'm actually just curious if other people have had overfilling experiences with bread.
Title: Re: Ate too much bread...
Post by: kmiller8 on Sat, 15 December 2012, 16:50:34
you can never have enough bread.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Title: Re: Ate too much bread...
Post by: hotlikedimes on Sat, 15 December 2012, 16:55:43
you can never have enough bread.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

If we can add beer to the accepted alterations of bread, then aye aye.
Title: Ate too much bread...
Post by: Halverson on Sat, 15 December 2012, 17:56:01
If a food exists, I've had too much of it.
Now I want sticky buns, so many I'd feel sick.
Title: Re: Ate too much bread...
Post by: tjcaustin on Sat, 15 December 2012, 18:11:08
......looking for attention much?

kinda like what you're doing?  ;)

But no, I'm actually just curious if other people have had overfilling experiences with bread.

Not tonight, but yes.  Tonight was a gorging on meat at a churrascurra
Title: Re: Ate too much bread...
Post by: rowdy on Sat, 15 December 2012, 23:33:33
I have overfilled on a combination of foodstuffs including bread, but not on bread alone.

"Man shall not live by bread alone."
Title: Re: Ate too much bread...
Post by: mrboli on Sat, 15 December 2012, 23:44:17
I heard you can get allergies from eating "too much" of something
Title: Re: Ate too much bread...
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 16 December 2012, 00:06:25
I used to get to the point were I would eat so much I had no room for anything else - and be completely miserable in pain.  Of course at the same time I would get thirsty.  Once my stomach started to get empty I had to debate whether to stay thirsty or drink some water but become painfully full again.

were you training for professional hot dog competitions?
Title: Re: Ate too much bread... Your personal best eating record.
Post by: hotlikedimes on Sun, 16 December 2012, 10:59:59
I once ate a half pound of pretzels in one sitting ( was super drunk ). Woke up the next morning with what felt like a cement block floating through my intestines... never again...
Title: Re: Ate too much bread... Your personal best eating record.
Post by: bear95 on Sun, 16 December 2012, 11:55:19
Once I ate a whole extra large pizza.... in 6th grade. I'm not big either, I'm really short and skinny. I was white water rafting and my raft group got lost for a couple hours and we were all wet and it also started snowing. So I was really cold, hungry, and mad and I ate a whole extra large pizza.
Title: Re: Ate too much bread... Your personal best eating record.
Post by: Amarok on Sun, 16 December 2012, 12:10:51
My wife is out of town visiting family, so I thought it would be a good idea to buy a bag of 120 Totino's Pizza Rolls last night. 60 pizza rolls later I regretted buying them. I don't have any other food in the house, so I'm pretty sure it will be happening again tonight as well.
Title: Re: Ate too much bread... Your personal best eating record.
Post by: kmiller8 on Sun, 16 December 2012, 12:13:19
My wife is out of town visiting family, so I thought it would be a good idea to buy a bag of 120 Totino's Pizza Rolls last night. 60 pizza rolls later I regretted buying them. I don't have any other food in the house, so I'm pretty sure it will be happening again tonight as well.

I LOVE TOTINO'S PIZZA ROLLS

Title: Re: Ate too much bread... Your personal best eating record.
Post by: telepete on Sun, 16 December 2012, 13:19:09
All you can eat shrimp with my brother gets VERY competative EVERY time. I don't eat much seafood so I'm usually near death after we do it.
Title: Re: Ate too much bread... Your personal best eating record.
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 16 December 2012, 13:30:40
My wife is out of town visiting family, so I thought it would be a good idea to buy a bag of 120 Totino's Pizza Rolls last night. 60 pizza rolls later I regretted buying them. I don't have any other food in the house, so I'm pretty sure it will be happening again tonight as well.

Epic Meal time that ****... ;D
Title: Re: Ate too much bread... Your personal best eating record.
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 16 December 2012, 13:31:29
All you can eat shrimp with my brother gets VERY competative EVERY time. I don't eat much seafood so I'm usually near death after we do it.

Question, does that get "stuck" the next day like too much steak...
Title: Re: Ate too much bread... Your personal best eating record.
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 16 December 2012, 13:32:09
I once ate a half pound of pretzels in one sitting ( was super drunk ). Woke up the next morning with what felt like a cement block floating through my intestines... never again...

that might actually be dangerous, if you didn't have enough liquids to move the cement block.. you'd get intestinal blockage and "DIE"
Title: Re: Ate too much bread... Your personal best eating record.
Post by: Findecanor on Sun, 16 December 2012, 17:25:48
One Christmas, I got three boxes of chocolate pralines from different people. It was 1 kg in total. I had eaten it all by boxing day. I was young and did not care about moderation. Not my proudest moment, today.
Title: Re: Ate too much bread... Your personal best eating record.
Post by: noisyturtle on Sun, 16 December 2012, 18:45:01
Personal record? I dunno about bread, but I do know about pizza, which contains bread. Pizza Hut(I think) used to have this pizza back in the day called the Bigfoot. It was a square 24 slice super pizza. I recall as a young man mowing through 22 slices in a single sitting, pretty sure that was the most I've ever eaten of anything in my lifetime.
Title: Re: Ate too much bread... Your personal best eating record.
Post by: Glod on Sun, 16 December 2012, 18:50:02
I've done 40+ pizza Bagel Bites a few times during college. No wonder i am so fat.

And tonight I wasn't able to finish a full stack of pork spare ribs at a popular bbq place here in Virginia

i feel defeated and full of pig. /random
Title: Re: Ate too much bread... Your personal best eating record.
Post by: 1391401 on Sun, 16 December 2012, 23:21:08
On the rare occasions that my workout went phenomenal I will reward myself with whatever I can consume.  I've eaten an entire pizza and box of breadsticks from Dominos in addition to 2-3 chicken breasts.  Normal intake is like one of those 8 oz boxes of rice (with seasoning, I know bad) and ~1 lb meat.  My diet sucks.
Title: Re: Ate too much bread... Your personal best eating record.
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 17 December 2012, 08:36:15
On the rare occasions that my workout went phenomenal I will reward myself with whatever I can consume.  I've eaten an entire pizza and box of breadsticks from Dominos in addition to 2-3 chicken breasts.  Normal intake is like one of those 8 oz boxes of rice (with seasoning, I know bad) and ~1 lb meat.  My diet sucks.

Well, if you're gigantically muscled, that may not be so bad... Although to digest enormous amounts of protein "ALL THE TIME" would be very stressful for your internal organs.
Title: Re: Ate too much bread... Your personal best eating record.
Post by: tjcaustin on Mon, 17 December 2012, 12:00:52
http://www.bigtexan.com/free72.html

There's my record so far.
Title: Re: Ate too much bread... Your personal best eating record.
Post by: davkol on Tue, 18 December 2012, 11:32:58
*2 liters* of goulash for dinner when I was 15.
Title: Re: Ate too much bread... Your personal best eating record.
Post by: Magnusian on Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:18:52
12 Jr Bacon Cheeseburgers or 2 XL Hungry Howie's pepperoni pizzas...

I weigh about 60lbs less now than I did the last time I did either of those.
Title: Re: Ate too much bread... Your personal best eating record.
Post by: Playtrumpet on Sun, 23 December 2012, 18:13:20
I pretty much ate an entire baguette last night + crackers. Was gooood.
Title: Re: Ate too much bread... Your personal best eating record.
Post by: Magnusian on Sun, 23 December 2012, 18:21:06
How about drinking 3 pints of eggnog? I don't mean that storebought stuff, but homemade with real eggs, whipping cream, a boatload of sugar, and far too much booze. Each pint is about 1200 calories, and god only knows how much cholesterol.

I'm pretty sure if I drink one more pint my heart will try to strangle me.
Title: Re: Ate too much bread... Your personal best eating record.
Post by: TheSoulhunter on Mon, 24 December 2012, 03:29:15
1.5kg Roastbeef (it was for free...) or 9 Hamburgers
To put it in perspective, I'm 1.82m / 75kg