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Title: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: inlikeflynn on Tue, 18 December 2012, 10:51:04
Congrats Santa Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson Claus, your hacker is going to jail for 10 years:
http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2012/12/man-who-hacked-scarlett-johanssons-e-mail-sentenced-to-10-years/

I guess now we'll never see your private KMAC photos though  :(
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: Shadovved on Tue, 18 December 2012, 10:52:17
AWWWWWWWWWW :(

Private viewing activated  :p :p :p
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: tjcaustin on Tue, 18 December 2012, 10:55:41
Congrats Santa Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson Claus, your hacker is going to jail for 10 years:
http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2012/12/man-who-hacked-scarlett-johanssons-e-mail-sentenced-to-10-years/

I guess now we'll never see your private KMAC photos though  :(

But we already saw them.
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: SmallFry on Tue, 18 December 2012, 10:56:13
Send them abroad then! Mwahah!
Title: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: Halverson on Tue, 18 December 2012, 11:40:05
JUSTICE!!!
If anyone needs my sexy photos, they only need to ask ;)

But if you don't, you go to jail!! Can't steal my body private pics!
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: Shadovved on Tue, 18 December 2012, 11:41:19
I'll rather look at the Deck advert, thank you very much for your generous offer :p :p
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: tjcaustin on Tue, 18 December 2012, 11:42:29
Good job copyrighting those pictures, btw.
Title: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: Halverson on Tue, 18 December 2012, 11:47:58
I'm going to take even sexier photos, with keyboards, and put them in a book.

'Keyboards as clothing' is the title.
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: inlikeflynn on Tue, 18 December 2012, 11:58:24
^^^
best idea i've heard all day
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: Shadovved on Tue, 18 December 2012, 12:08:51
Scantily-clad with a keypad and overdressed with a 104??? :p :p
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: Halverson on Tue, 18 December 2012, 12:18:30
Scantily-clad with a keypad and overdressed with a 104??? :p :p

Don't you know it!

And for the really adventurous pics, nothing but two red escapes and an ISO ANSI enter.
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: Acetrak on Tue, 18 December 2012, 12:21:28
Ugh ISO...no thanks
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: inlikeflynn on Tue, 18 December 2012, 12:22:46
Scantily-clad with a keypad and overdressed with a 104??? :p :p

Don't you know it!

And for the really adventurous pics, nothing but two red escapes and an ISO enter.

wouldn't a windowed Cherry key from a G80-2100 be more fitting than an ISO enter?
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: Halverson on Tue, 18 December 2012, 12:23:36
Scantily-clad with a keypad and overdressed with a 104??? :p :p

Don't you know it!

And for the really adventurous pics, nothing but two red escapes and an ISO enter.

wouldn't a windowed Cherry key from a G80-2100 be more fitting than an ISO enter?

Don't want to show off too much now! Maybe for the after hours private session.
Title: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: YoungMichael88 on Tue, 18 December 2012, 15:15:08
Well I watched IronMan2 last night and I gotta say YOU were lookin' damn sexy in that tight black little number you had on. I am however happy for you that your hacker was caught, but I feel I owe him a BIG "thank you" for what he did for us all.
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: SmallFry on Tue, 18 December 2012, 17:58:44
I thought it was Avengers she wore that in...?
Title: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: YoungMichael88 on Tue, 18 December 2012, 18:01:00
^ probably both. Haven't seen avengers yet.
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: Shadovved on Tue, 18 December 2012, 18:59:23
Scantily-clad with a keypad and overdressed with a 104??? :p :p

Don't you know it!

And for the really adventurous pics, nothing but two red escapes and an ISO ANSI enter.

Wow, the $250 escs? How extravagant! :p :p :p

P.S I will send your GH cap together with the GH stickers, Cherry stickers going out today or tmr, better not wait
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: Halverson on Tue, 18 December 2012, 19:05:58
Scantily-clad with a keypad and overdressed with a 104??? :p :p

Don't you know it!

And for the really adventurous pics, nothing but two red escapes and an ISO ANSI enter.

Wow, the $250 escs? How extravagant! :p :p :p

P.S I will send your GH cap together with the GH stickers, Cherry stickers going out today or tmr, better not wait

Mmmmk sounds good!
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: Shadovved on Tue, 18 December 2012, 20:14:34
Yea!!! :)) :)) :))
Title: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: YoungMichael88 on Tue, 18 December 2012, 20:34:40
Looks like I'm getting a new GH cap!!
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: singaporean123 on Tue, 18 December 2012, 20:37:17
This guy.. really took one for the team.
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: TheQsanity on Tue, 18 December 2012, 20:39:49
WAIT....  Halverson is Scarlett Johansson??? :eek:
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: alaricljs on Tue, 18 December 2012, 20:49:40
WAIT....  Halverson is Scarlett Johansson??? :eek:

Get it right....   Santa Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson Claus
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: Halverson on Tue, 18 December 2012, 20:52:04
WAIT....  Halverson is Scarlett Johansson??? :eek:

Get it right....   Santa Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson Claus

I am so many things, it's quite amazing I manage to get anything done in a day!
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: TheQsanity on Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:00:09
Wait! I can't tell if this is trolling or not...  :confused:
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: rowdy on Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:01:58
LOL this thread :D
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: Halverson on Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:03:05
Wait! I can't tell if this is trolling or not...  :confused:

Of all the things I am, a troll is not one of them!
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: TheQsanity on Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:07:35
Oh hello, Miss Scarlett, very nice to meet you! Out of all the things, who knew a celebrity would be into keyboards! I am very starstrucked.
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: Shadovved on Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:11:01
And has a KMAC LE!
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: Halverson on Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:12:08
And has a KMAC LE!

That came with the very limited edition 'bring your kid to work day' plate. It's mounted on my wall above my bed.
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: Shadovved on Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:15:43
You mean 'imprint a nice keypad on your child's face plate' hahaha :p :p
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: TheQsanity on Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:16:12
Dafaq? Is this old news? How do you all know?
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: Halverson on Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:18:03
You mean 'imprint a nice keypad on your child's face plate' hahaha :p :p
lolll

Dafaq? Is this old news? How do you all know?

The Kmac plate I made a thread!
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: TheQsanity on Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:21:04
Link? I am sooooo lost...
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: Shadovved on Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:21:29
Yeap, the thread....... Shocked the world  :p  :p
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: Halverson on Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:23:44
Link? I am sooooo lost...

Yeaaa.
Nothing going on really. For real. It's gone full circle into talking about a KMAC plate. Nothing new.
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: TheQsanity on Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:25:37
Is there some pic with you and a KMAC or something?
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: Halverson on Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:28:44
Is there some pic with you and a KMAC or something?

No no. This is just a joke Flynn made, and then Shad brought up me owning a kmac...and yeaaa here we are.
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: TheQsanity on Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:32:27
Wait, okay Halverson. I need to hear it from you clearly. You are or not Scarrlett Johansson?
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: Shadovved on Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:34:50
-drumroll-
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: Halverson on Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:39:35
Wait, okay Halverson. I need to hear it from you clearly. You are or not Scarrlett Johansson?

You take the fun out of everything! Gotta make me do this eh!

No, I am not.

The nickname is a result of something someone said awhile back.

Sorry to disappoint
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: TheQsanity on Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:41:58
And you said you were no troll...   >:D

I was very confused when I saw, because I always thought that Shark-boy suit not a Shark-girl. Is it supposed to be a boy or girl?
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: Halverson on Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:45:05
And you said you were no troll...  >:D

Well I'm not a troll, but I didn't say I was Scarlett :p

Honestly I thought you were joking!
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: TheQsanity on Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:48:01
GOSH! Inside jokes!
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: Halverson on Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:49:45
GOSH! Inside jokes!

Except the KMAC plate that was brought up. I made a thread on it.
Title: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: YoungMichael88 on Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:53:22
He transcends gender. He/she is a boy/girl.  You need a theme song Halverson. Something along the lines of Spider-Man
Title: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: YoungMichael88 on Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:54:01
Scarlett man, Scarlett man
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: Shadovved on Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:54:34
YAY!  :p :p

Inside jokes ftw! ;D
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: Halverson on Tue, 18 December 2012, 22:03:58
Scarlett man, Scarlett man

Does whatever a WIZBRO GIRLSHARK can!
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: noisyturtle on Tue, 18 December 2012, 22:33:27
This is bull****. That man was doing God's work.
Title: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: YoungMichael88 on Tue, 18 December 2012, 22:35:13
This is bull****. That man was doing God's work.
^ AMEN!
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: inlikeflynn on Tue, 18 December 2012, 23:57:55
lol, this thread became too funny tonight. Guess u better remove her name now from your sig Halverson since the truth had to come out....or did it?

Some choice quotes from the comment section in the linked article:
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The guy gave us ScarJo nudes, something every straight male on the planet has wanted for years. He should get a medal, not a prison sentence.

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Dude should be getting the Nobel Prize.

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next time I fap to pics of scarlett johanssons boobies, I'll have a moment of silence (except for the fapping sound) for chris.
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: TheQsanity on Wed, 19 December 2012, 00:03:26
I am not sure any of the photos got out.... or just cant find them now... lolz
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: rowdy on Wed, 19 December 2012, 00:05:25
The nickname is a result of something someone said awhile back.

Yeah, something YOU said! :p :))
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: Halverson on Wed, 19 December 2012, 00:21:44
The nickname is a result of something someone said awhile back.

Yeah, something YOU said! :p :))

Was it actually me? I swear I didn't....I don't think?
Title: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: YoungMichael88 on Wed, 19 December 2012, 00:30:06
I am not sure any of the photos got out.... or just cant find them now... lolz
oh yea they did
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: jeroplane on Wed, 19 December 2012, 06:21:08
I am not sure any of the photos got out.... or just cant find them now... lolz

Turn off your SafeSearch bro lol.
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: TheQsanity on Thu, 20 December 2012, 04:57:13
Do you mean that old photo of her butt?
 nevermind found it " scarlett johansson leaked"
Not even good photos!!!
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: quadibloc on Thu, 20 December 2012, 07:09:10
I'm not particularly dismayed that a conviction was achieved. But a longer prison term than that given to many rapists?
Title: Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
Post by: TheQsanity on Thu, 20 December 2012, 14:20:01
Rich, power, etc...