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Title: Ridiculous thing you want, but will never be able to afford
Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 08 February 2013, 23:56:42
I really want this for obvious reasons.http://suidobashijuko.jp/ (http://suidobashijuko.jp/) I think it would increase my happiness tenfold. Only 1.3 million short of my goal!
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Post by: metalliqaz on Sat, 09 February 2013, 00:00:09
Corvette ZR-1
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Post by: singaporean123 on Sat, 09 February 2013, 00:01:50
clacks and korean kustoms
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Post by: Halverson on Sat, 09 February 2013, 00:04:46
These knives...just ****ing beautiful beyong belief...

http://kramerknives.com/auctions/gallery/
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Post by: Hak Foo on Sat, 09 February 2013, 00:09:12
A 1962 100-hwan note.  The type only circulated for twenty-six days in a country which had a far different economy than it does today.  A nice specimen easily sells for two or three Realforces (the official GH currency exchange rate)
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Post by: keymaster on Sat, 09 February 2013, 00:12:36
A custom Korean keyboard...They're like $400+ shipped.  :eek:

But, damn they look so good
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Post by: YoungMichael88 on Sat, 09 February 2013, 00:50:18
An SSL Matrix recording console. It's a small home studio size 16 channel mixer. I won't get into features but it has many many bells and whistles and comes in at just around $23,000
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Post by: lazerpointer on Sat, 09 February 2013, 00:51:34
Nissan GT-R
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Post by: metalliqaz on Sat, 09 February 2013, 00:59:39
Can I go again?  Adriana Lima.  ;D
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Post by: durainello on Sat, 09 February 2013, 01:22:59
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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Post by: noisyturtle on Sat, 09 February 2013, 01:47:35
Jayme Langford, actually I could probably afford her :p
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Post by: quickcrx702 on Sat, 09 February 2013, 01:59:53
A mansion with a shark filled moat around it, and a draw bridge.  Oh and I would hire Haruka Sanada as my maid/plumber.
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Post by: YoungMichael88 on Sat, 09 February 2013, 02:23:17
Jennifer Love Hewitt
+1. forget the SSL.
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Post by: ishumprod on Sat, 09 February 2013, 02:24:54
An ITG arcade station
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Post by: TheSoulhunter on Sat, 09 February 2013, 04:15:47
A double BJ by Angelina Jolie and Michelle Trachtenberg?

Seriously...
A house build to my specifications
A Lifesize T800, fully articular and made of real chromed steel
The Limited Edition Orpheus Final Fantasy VII Aerith Music Box
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Post by: funkymeeba on Sat, 09 February 2013, 04:29:23
An ITG arcade station

Psh. We all know it's about the PIU TX cabinets. :)

Although, I wouldn't mind an ITG2 dedicab. I should go check out that one near here again.
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Post by: vun on Sat, 09 February 2013, 07:00:47
Oh boy, where do I begin...

Well, I've always wanted one of each Lamborghini model. And a Gullwing.
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Post by: snoopy on Sat, 09 February 2013, 07:04:35
Porsche 911 GT3 R
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Post by: Tym on Sat, 09 February 2013, 07:14:14
A blackhack, and a HMMWV, the later will cost me 50k so one day...one day.
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Post by: Acetrak on Sat, 09 February 2013, 08:17:06
Porsche 911 GT3 R
+1
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Post by: Excaliborg on Sat, 09 February 2013, 08:34:35
I would love to own a Seiko SBGA011 but I don't think I could justify spending $7,000 on a watch.

As others have pointed out a $7k watch does not fit the sprit of the thread and all the mention of cars made me remember the Lexus LFA. I have loved the design since I first laid eyes upon it.
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Post by: precarious on Sat, 09 February 2013, 08:41:27
i want everyone to cognize rationally instead of like some kind of crazed, feral animal subsisting wholly upon emotion, but i can't afford to annihilate the entire human race =((=((=(=-(((
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Post by: Shadovved on Sat, 09 February 2013, 08:42:28
Ferrari 458 Italia? Or should I get the Avantador?  :))

EDIT: NO, settled on the Pagani Zonda
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Post by: keyboardlover on Sat, 09 February 2013, 08:44:52
I think I would really like to own a modern, sustainable farm somewhere.
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Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 09 February 2013, 08:47:04
How old are you guys..?? most of these things are all very affordable assuming you have a basic Job in the United States.



.....Assuming no serious Obama fallout....  :D
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Post by: Shadovved on Sat, 09 February 2013, 08:50:34
How old are you guys..?? most of these things are all very affordable assuming you have a basic Job in the United States.



.....Assuming no serious Obama fallout....  :D

I live in Singapore, the small area of hell where you have to fork out 90k to buy a certificate which entitles you to even own a car......before you even buy a car........ :'(

Essentially a piece of paper which is worth 90k........(and its per car you own btw)
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Post by: keyboardlover on Sat, 09 February 2013, 08:52:22
Hory sheet.
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Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 09 February 2013, 08:56:52
How old are you guys..?? most of these things are all very affordable assuming you have a basic Job in the United States.



.....Assuming no serious Obama fallout....  :D

I live in Singapore, the small area of hell where you have to fork out 90k to buy a certificate which entitles you to even own a car......before you even buy a car........ :'(

Essentially a piece of paper which is worth 90k........

Well... Come to USA, student visa, simple degree, say nursing, degree takes 2 years, $65,000 per year job on night shift, in 4 years time you can qualify for auto loans to get pretty much Any Car within $200k..


This is actually very doable... There are small downsides to this, you work with some sick people..


But in terms of "demand" and "academic rigorousness", it's all within "very possible" category.

Nursing is quite easy in books, and YOU ALREADY know english. ;D

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Post by: Shadovved on Sat, 09 February 2013, 08:59:28
Haiz, I feel so sad now :(
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Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 09 February 2013, 10:04:11
Haiz, I feel so sad now :(

Well... there's always the upside to Singapore,   You can become a corrupt financial administrator and run your own harem....

That's something which is prohibitively expensive in the US because everyone has "....rights..." ;D
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Post by: Shadovved on Sat, 09 February 2013, 10:06:39
This :D

(http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/48084_362644113843016_1845243723_n.jpg)
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Post by: IvanIvanovich on Sat, 09 February 2013, 10:35:48
I would have house built to my spec, a MiG-25 for my private jet, a '68 Muira and an '83 308 GTS.
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Post by: davkol on Sat, 09 February 2013, 10:43:38
i want everyone to cognize rationally instead of like some kind of crazed, feral animal subsisting wholly upon emotion, but i can't afford to annihilate the entire human race =((=((=(=-(((

This. And I'd love to eventually become either a cyborg, or a virtual entity.
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Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 09 February 2013, 11:14:52
i want everyone to cognize rationally instead of like some kind of crazed, feral animal subsisting wholly upon emotion, but i can't afford to annihilate the entire human race =((=((=(=-(((

This. And I'd love to eventually become either a cyborg, or a virtual entity.

A virtual entity would be like a GOD, unless you became one without admin privileges and someone pulled your ethernet cord before you could upload yourself to www

It would also suck major ballz if you ran yourself on AMD cpus...  :D :D
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Post by: jcrouse on Sat, 09 February 2013, 12:03:53
Nissan GT-R
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Post by: Turbo Slaab on Sat, 09 February 2013, 12:06:06
Nissan GT-R

Alpha 12 :)
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Post by: mkawa on Sat, 09 February 2013, 12:09:04
serioustalk about the gt-r. WHAT is with the new pricing? a buddy of mine just bought one of the last of the e90 m3s (ie, he bought a new one now, and they will be winding down production quite soon). he said he would have gotten a gt-r if they were still price competitive with the m3. a hundred grand for a gt-r vs any of the competitors at under 100k? AND on top of that you get no service contract and have to bring it to nissan dealerships of all places for warranty service AND ON TOP OF THAT THEY VOID YOUR WARRANTY IF YOU TRACK YOUR CAR?!?

c'mon nissan. C'MON
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Post by: Turbo Slaab on Sat, 09 February 2013, 12:14:27
serioustalk about the gt-r. WHAT is with the new pricing? a buddy of mine just bought one of the last of the e90 m3s (ie, he bought a new one now, and they will be winding down production quite soon). he said he would have gotten a gt-r if they were still price competitive with the m3. a hundred grand for a gt-r vs any of the competitors at under 100k? AND on top of that you get no service contract and have to bring it to nissan dealerships of all places for warranty service AND ON TOP OF THAT THEY VOID YOUR WARRANTY IF YOU TRACK YOUR CAR?!?

c'mon nissan. C'MON

I would have gotten an M3 as well. It's got to be supply and demand. Wasn't the MSRP like $75k when they came out?
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Post by: Atakp on Sat, 09 February 2013, 12:21:20
Nissan GT-R

ya I'll take one of everything in my iphone pic...and add in a Ferrari 250 gto or 250 gt california

(http://i.minus.com/ibg3S6btsXnUL4.JPG)

Just the tires stacked against the wall are worth more than what I drive everyday
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Post by: Turbo Slaab on Sat, 09 February 2013, 12:23:35
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Post by: ishumprod on Sat, 09 February 2013, 13:00:53
An ITG arcade station

Psh. We all know it's about the PIU TX cabinets. :)

Although, I wouldn't mind an ITG2 dedicab. I should go check out that one near here again.

you fool... falling in the enemy base..
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Post by: metalliqaz on Sat, 09 February 2013, 14:03:16
How old are you guys..?? most of these things are all very affordable assuming you have a basic Job in the United States.



.....Assuming no serious Obama fallout....  :D

I think the cheapest car on the list so far is the GT-R, which goes for around $90k, right?  So if that is what you call "very affordable", you must be quite wealthy and completely out of touch with how most people live.  That would also probably explain the disdain for Obama...
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Post by: iri on Sat, 09 February 2013, 14:23:15
b-but there are loans!
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Post by: IvanIvanovich on Sat, 09 February 2013, 14:24:56
Yes, the American way, live on credit and have 4x debt to your income.
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Post by: Vintage on Sat, 09 February 2013, 14:26:05
A custom Korean keyboard...They're like $400+ shipped.  :eek:

But, damn they look so good

^^This.
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Post by: The_Beast on Sat, 09 February 2013, 14:28:17
A super nice woodworking shop filled with professional grade tools


A boy can dream can't he?
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Post by: Turbo Slaab on Sat, 09 February 2013, 14:30:32
A super nice woodworking shop filled with professional grade tools


A boy can dream can't he?

From what I've seen, you do pretty good with what you have!
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Post by: The_Beast on Sat, 09 February 2013, 14:31:03
A super nice woodworking shop filled with professional grade tools


A boy can dream can't he?

From what I've seen, you do pretty good with what you have!

It's not my shop, it's a friends :(
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Post by: iri on Sat, 09 February 2013, 14:33:05
Yes, the American way, live on credit and have 4x debt to your income.
'murica!
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Post by: iri on Sat, 09 February 2013, 14:41:01
An SSL Matrix recording console. It's a small home studio size 16 channel mixer. I won't get into features but it has many many bells and whistles and comes in at just around $23,000
Nissan GT-R
An ITG arcade station
\
A house build to my specifications
I think I would really like to own a modern, sustainable farm somewhere.
house built to my spec
Porsche 911 GT3 R
\a HMMVW
Porsche 911 GT3 R
+1
Nissan GT-R
seriously, guys? something you will NEVER be able to afford?
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Post by: bavman on Sat, 09 February 2013, 14:57:53
Something that will let me merge my mind into a machine so I can live forever.

Also a keyboard made out of solid gold with MX blue switches, and each key has its own 2560x2560 customizable display key.
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Post by: keyboardlover on Sat, 09 February 2013, 15:07:57
seriously, guys? something you will NEVER be able to afford?

Hey dude, I'm an American. I'll be lucky to still have the shirt on my back by the time I'm ready to retire.
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Post by: Glod on Sat, 09 February 2013, 15:13:34
Corvette ZR-1

^
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Post by: CPTBadAss on Sat, 09 February 2013, 15:13:58
P51 Mustang ^_^
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Post by: haskellelephant on Sat, 09 February 2013, 15:18:18
B&W 800 diamond series speakers... http://www.bowers-wilkins.com/Speakers/Home_Audio/800_Series_Diamond/Overview.html
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Post by: tjcaustin on Sat, 09 February 2013, 15:25:00
These knives...just ****ing beautiful beyong belief...

http://kramerknives.com/auctions/gallery/

I've got one of the JA Henckels licensed Kramer knives - http://www.surlatable.com/product/PRO-180374/?source=igodigital From what I can find, it's a remarkable knife that only loses luster when emotionally compared to a Kramer-crafted knife.

It's what put stitches in my finger.  Was cleaning it after cutting some potatoes.
serioustalk about the gt-r. WHAT is with the new pricing? a buddy of mine just bought one of the last of the e90 m3s (ie, he bought a new one now, and they will be winding down production quite soon). he said he would have gotten a gt-r if they were still price competitive with the m3. a hundred grand for a gt-r vs any of the competitors at under 100k? AND on top of that you get no service contract and have to bring it to nissan dealerships of all places for warranty service AND ON TOP OF THAT THEY VOID YOUR WARRANTY IF YOU TRACK YOUR CAR?!?

c'mon nissan. C'MON

I would have gotten an M3 as well. It's got to be supply and demand. Wasn't the MSRP like $75k when they came out?

They've made it a better car in the 5 years since then, one.  And two, that warranty thing only lasted about a year before the first minor update to the car and an adjustment to the warranty coverage.

An SSL Matrix recording console. It's a small home studio size 16 channel mixer. I won't get into features but it has many many bells and whistles and comes in at just around $23,000
Nissan GT-R
An ITG arcade station
\
A house build to my specifications
I think I would really like to own a modern, sustainable farm somewhere.
house built to my spec
Porsche 911 GT3 R
\a HMMVW
Porsche 911 GT3 R
+1
Nissan GT-R
seriously, guys? something you will NEVER be able to afford?

A gt3 R makes a little sense in it's unaffordability. It's $190k with little practicality and the inability to finance it for 10-30 years like its house-esque cost would need for most people.


B&W 800 diamond series speakers... http://www.bowers-wilkins.com/Speakers/Home_Audio/800_Series_Diamond/Overview.html

I prefer Focal Grand Utopias.
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Post by: Halverson on Sat, 09 February 2013, 15:26:42
TJ, beautiful knife! No wonder you had to head to the hospital from a cut!
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Post by: tjcaustin on Sat, 09 February 2013, 15:29:02
TJ, beautiful knife! No wonder you had to head to the hospital from a cut!

I wanted the Damascus a little more, but they were more expensive and not as sharp a blade than the carbon steel.

I figure I can save up and buy a paring knife made by him some day... (They're ~$300 an inch to have made)
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Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 09 February 2013, 15:32:43
TJ, beautiful knife! No wonder you had to head to the hospital from a cut!

I wanted the Damascus a little more, but they were more expensive and not as sharp a blade than the carbon steel.

I figure I can save up and buy a paring knife made by him some day... (They're ~$300 an inch to have made)

I hate how they throw the damascus term on every blade that has the texture.... Damascus is a real thing and nearly impossible to reproduce.... 

It's like me selling regular knives with "legendary" as branding... Pure silliness for anyone who watches the discovery channel. ;D
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Post by: tjcaustin on Sat, 09 February 2013, 15:34:50
TJ, beautiful knife! No wonder you had to head to the hospital from a cut!

I wanted the Damascus a little more, but they were more expensive and not as sharp a blade than the carbon steel.

I figure I can save up and buy a paring knife made by him some day... (They're ~$300 an inch to have made)

I hate how they throw the damascus term on every blade that has the texture.... Damascus is a real thing and nearly impossible to reproduce.... 

It's like me selling regular knives with "legendary" as branding... Pure silliness for anyone who watches the discovery channel. ;D

That was another veto to the damascus.  It's not real damascus.

How old are you guys..?? most of these things are all very affordable assuming you have a basic Job in the United States.



.....Assuming no serious Obama fallout....  :D

I live in Singapore, the small area of hell where you have to fork out 90k to buy a certificate which entitles you to even own a car......before you even buy a car........ :'(

Essentially a piece of paper which is worth 90k........

Well... Come to USA, student visa, simple degree, say nursing, degree takes 2 years, $65,000 per year job on night shift, in 4 years time you can qualify for auto loans to get pretty much Any Car within $200k..


This is actually very doable... There are small downsides to this, you work with some sick people..


But in terms of "demand" and "academic rigorousness", it's all within "very possible" category.

Nursing is quite easy in books, and YOU ALREADY know english. ;D

I'm almost entirely certain your auto loan numbers are grossly overstated.

Ferrari 458 Italia? Or should I get the Avantador?  :))

EDIT: NO, settled on the Pagani Zonda

Zondas are slow now, buy a Huayra.

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Post by: poopmat on Sat, 09 February 2013, 15:38:08
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/Action_Comics_-1_June_1938.jpg)

NUFF SAID
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Post by: Halverson on Sat, 09 February 2013, 15:42:15
TJ, beautiful knife! No wonder you had to head to the hospital from a cut!

I wanted the Damascus a little more, but they were more expensive and not as sharp a blade than the carbon steel.

I figure I can save up and buy a paring knife made by him some day... (They're ~$300 an inch to have made)

$300 an inch, good thing paring knives are small :)

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Post by: IvanIvanovich on Sat, 09 February 2013, 15:43:07
My dream house, quite unlikely. Without specifics I guess you wouldn't know why, so I will give a little bit detail. I would want it built on the edge of a waterfall, and have a totally stand alone and closed environment with my own hydro electric, water treatment, air filtration and so on. Only thing coming from outside would be a fiberoptic link for internet. Inside would have to be dead silent too, I don't want to hear the damn waterfall day in and out lol.
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Post by: Trent on Sat, 09 February 2013, 15:46:57
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/49/Rolls-Royce,_BMW_Welt.JPG)

Can't afford now, but I've got lofty goals so I think I'll get one someday.  Not soon, but hopefully sooner than I think.
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Post by: TheSoulhunter on Sat, 09 February 2013, 18:09:20
seriously, guys? something you will NEVER be able to afford?

Perhaps "NEVER be able to afford" as in "Rather spending the money on other things"?

I could afford the things I have listed some day if I'd save up,
but I rather spend my money on less ridiculous and less expensive things,
thus I will be never able to afford the expensive ones I have listed, makes sense?
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Post by: Shadovved on Sat, 09 February 2013, 19:52:29
@tj me likey the zonda design better ;D and no point getting such a fast car when there are traffic junctions like every 150 to 200m? :p
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Post by: okooko on Sat, 09 February 2013, 20:31:25
Vacheron tour dlille
Or patek grand complication
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Post by: Leslieann on Sat, 09 February 2013, 20:55:26
C-130 cargo plane converted to motor home, with an Aston Martin DB5 or DB7 in back.
"Where do we want to live today?"
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Post by: IvanIvanovich on Sat, 09 February 2013, 21:08:48
Why not the more spacious Antonov An-225 Mriya?
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Post by: nullstring on Sat, 09 February 2013, 21:09:07
Never say never.. but: Mercedes SL class or Porsche 911.
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Post by: Atakp on Sat, 09 February 2013, 21:29:56
Why not the more spacious Antonov An-225 Mriya?

That would probably change the "where do you want to live today" to "where do you want to live today that has a 10,000 ft runway"
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Post by: IvanIvanovich on Sat, 09 February 2013, 22:01:25
Details... but you can have a sky mansion.
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Post by: tjcaustin on Sat, 09 February 2013, 22:30:04
@tj me likey the zonda design better ;D and no point getting such a fast car when there are traffic junctions like every 150 to 200m? :p

The point is getting there sooner.
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Post by: Shadovved on Sat, 09 February 2013, 22:34:10
@tj me likey the zonda design better ;D and no point getting such a fast car when there are traffic junctions like every 150 to 200m? :p

The point is getting there sooner.

What sooner? When you take 30 mins to transverse a 2km stretch during a jam, then you tell me again ;D
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Post by: IvanIvanovich on Sat, 09 February 2013, 22:41:36
Just order the hover conversion, problems solved. I forgot to mention I wanted that option on the Muira.
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Post by: Leslieann on Sun, 10 February 2013, 00:24:59
Why not the more spacious Antonov An-225 Mriya?
How much space do you need?
I'm not the Sultan of Brunei, I don't need a fleet of cars, 20 rooms, and space to carry a small army.

C-130 is battle hardened, cheap, easy to get parts for, easy to work on (minimal electronics), and lands almost anywhere (even carriers). Qualified mechanics for it are everywhere.

The Antonov costs an insane amount of money to operate, has only a few places you can land, few people qualified to work on it, and if you break something, have fun finding parts or waiting for them to arrive. 
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Post by: iri on Sun, 10 February 2013, 03:40:04
for the beginning, i want a house in chechnya. nya!
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Post by: phetto on Sun, 10 February 2013, 04:16:44
I want a blackbird sr71(any fast plane) and unlimited fuel

my own island
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Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 10 February 2013, 04:20:21
Why not the more spacious Antonov An-225 Mriya?
How much space do you need?
I'm not the Sultan of Brunei, I don't need a fleet of cars, 20 rooms, and space to carry a small army.

C-130 is battle hardened, cheap, easy to get parts for, easy to work on (minimal electronics), and lands almost anywhere (even carriers). Qualified mechanics for it are everywhere.

The Antonov costs an insane amount of money to operate, has only a few places you can land, few people qualified to work on it, and if you break something, have fun finding parts or waiting for them to arrive. 

Yea but people who could afford an antonov as a private motor home wouldn't be bogged down by service// repair costs.

That said, I am NOT so sure that an antonov would actually make a good mobile home, because it wasn't designed for "comfort"

very shaky to passengers. compared to say a commercial jet.
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Post by: noisyturtle on Sun, 10 February 2013, 05:47:22
I would never trust myself flying anything through the air, but there are some luxury submarine yachts that are really sexy like the Phoenix 1000 that has 4 levels and 5000sq feet of interior space. That's like a moving underwater apartment.
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Post by: longweight on Sun, 10 February 2013, 06:00:50
Mont Blanc skeleton FP.
Title: Ridiculous thing you want, but will never be able to afford
Post by: Atakp on Sun, 10 February 2013, 09:17:45
Yea but people who could afford an antonov as a private motor home wouldn't be bogged down by service// repair costs.

That said, I am NOT so sure that an antonov would actually make a good mobile home, because it wasn't designed for "comfort"

very shaky to passengers. compared to say a commercial jet.

The trade off is most military transports can get into unimproved runways like grass and packed dirt that a commercial jet could never touch. I guess it depends on where you like to vacation.
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Post by: Tym on Sun, 10 February 2013, 09:19:04
Yea but people who could afford an antonov as a private motor home wouldn't be bogged down by service// repair costs.

That said, I am NOT so sure that an antonov would actually make a good mobile home, because it wasn't designed for "comfort"

very shaky to passengers. compared to say a commercial jet.

The trade off is most military transports can get into unimproved runways like grass and packed dirt that a commercial jet could never touch. I guess it depends on where you like to vacation.

Yes, I often feel like holiday'ing in Afghan or Iraq :D
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Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Sun, 10 February 2013, 09:31:58
A flight to the moon in a Saturn V...
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Post by: Leslieann on Sun, 10 February 2013, 16:38:16
I would never trust myself flying anything through the air, but there are some luxury submarine yachts that are really sexy like the Phoenix 1000 that has 4 levels and 5000sq feet of interior space. That's like a moving underwater apartment.
Airplane or sub, it's a long way to the ground and it's bad either way.
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Post by: sth on Sun, 10 February 2013, 18:27:23
almost all this stuff sounds so boring.

i want to go to space. as far as i can go and/or as many amazing things that i can see.

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Post by: sicyo on Sun, 10 February 2013, 21:40:29
I could stand to have a terraformed moon colony.
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Post by: sth on Sun, 10 February 2013, 22:15:53
I could stand to have a terraformed moon colony.
you already have earth for that. what about all the incredible things you could see, in a state not having been ****ed up like everything else humans touch?
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Post by: iri on Sun, 10 February 2013, 22:36:18
also a shower in which i will never need to find a balance between hot and cold water
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Post by: sicyo on Sun, 10 February 2013, 22:37:09
You can't exactly make the moon look any worse. My thing is that I think it would be nice to live there. Imagine how good you would sleep at night. That and I'm sure the views are constantly stunning. But I wouldn't want to have to be in a space suit 24/7.
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Post by: sth on Sun, 10 February 2013, 22:38:40
You can't exactly make the moon look any worse. My thing is that I think it would be nice to live there. Imagine how good you would sleep at night. That and I'm sure the views are constantly stunning. But I wouldn't want to have to be in a space suit 24/7.
you can absolutely make it look worse by altering it... do you think the sahara desert would look better with a subdivision in the middle of it?

 have some reverence for natural beauty... maaaaaaaaaaan.
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Post by: Leslieann on Sun, 10 February 2013, 23:57:48
A 50,000 sq. Mile Windows logo would also look pretty bad.
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Post by: sicyo on Mon, 11 February 2013, 09:49:00
worse within reason :P
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Post by: noisyturtle on Mon, 11 February 2013, 14:27:00
You can't exactly make the moon look any worse. My thing is that I think it would be nice to live there. Imagine how good you would sleep at night. That and I'm sure the views are constantly stunning. But I wouldn't want to have to be in a space suit 24/7.
you can absolutely make it look worse by altering it... do you think the sahara desert would look better with a subdivision in the middle of it?

 have some reverence for natural beauty... maaaaaaaaaaan.
I thought the same thing until I saw the Curiosity rover pictures. Mars is a total carp-hole. Some terraforming would actually be nice, and treehuggers couldn't possibly complain about destroying the nonexistent natural beauty.
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Post by: sth on Tue, 12 February 2013, 05:32:09
You can't exactly make the moon look any worse. My thing is that I think it would be nice to live there. Imagine how good you would sleep at night. That and I'm sure the views are constantly stunning. But I wouldn't want to have to be in a space suit 24/7.
you can absolutely make it look worse by altering it... do you think the sahara desert would look better with a subdivision in the middle of it?

 have some reverence for natural beauty... maaaaaaaaaaan.
I thought the same thing until I saw the Curiosity rover pictures. Mars is a total carp-hole. Some terraforming would actually be nice, and treehuggers couldn't possibly complain about destroying the nonexistent natural beauty.
well i'm no tree hugger but i think mars is probably fine without us.
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Post by: Leslieann on Tue, 12 February 2013, 17:11:13
well i'm no tree hugger but i think mars is probably fine without us.

It may be fine without us, but if we are to survive as a species, at some point we have to get off this rock.

If we don't do it ourselves, at some point some natural disaster will wipe out all (at least human) life here.
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Post by: sth on Tue, 12 February 2013, 17:30:44
well i'm no tree hugger but i think mars is probably fine without us.

It may be fine without us, but if we are to survive as a species, at some point we have to get off this rock.

If we don't do it ourselves, at some point some natural disaster will wipe out all (at least human) life here.
i wouldn't worry too much about that for now :))
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Post by: IvanIvanovich on Tue, 12 February 2013, 17:46:17
Getting off this rock will only be helpful if not everyone is allowed to do so. I would worry about man made disaster wiping out the human race before any act of nature.
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Post by: lazerpointer on Tue, 12 February 2013, 18:24:36
The answer is not to make more people and put them on Mars. The answer, is to stop making more people. Mandatory vasectomies across the globe!!! Or some sort of chemical spray that leaves us all infertile....
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Post by: BoxWithADot on Tue, 12 February 2013, 22:16:17
A decent sized yacht with a good chef and a great bartender
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Post by: sth on Tue, 12 February 2013, 22:47:27
The answer is not to make more people and put them on Mars. The answer, is to stop making more people. Mandatory vasectomies across the globe!!! Or some sort of chemical spray that leaves us all infertile....

sup joe mengele
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Post by: lazerpointer on Tue, 12 February 2013, 23:50:41
My proposals are peaceful, and don't involve .... certain religious / ethnic groups. Or surgery with no anesthesia...Eek! How come people react negatively when I start talking about population control? We're only mammals after all.
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Post by: sth on Tue, 12 February 2013, 23:52:40
My proposals are peaceful, and don't involve .... certain religious / ethnic groups. Or surgery with no anesthesia...Eek! How come people react negatively when I start talking about population control? We're only mammals after all.
yeah just forcibly sterilize EVERYBODY instead of a few  groups. at least that way nobody can call you a racist... just plain maniacal :))
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Post by: funkymeeba on Tue, 12 February 2013, 23:53:20
Population is one of those things my universal remote was never good at controlling. I want a refund.
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Post by: noisyturtle on Wed, 13 February 2013, 00:08:33
My proposals are peaceful, and don't involve .... certain religious / ethnic groups. Or surgery with no anesthesia...Eek! How come people react negatively when I start talking about population control? We're only mammals after all.
yeah just forcibly sterilize EVERYBODY instead of a few  groups. at least that way nobody can call you a racist... just plain maniacal :))
Or just a random lottery system for the worlds population set up for a 50% win ratio. The losers get turned into food.
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Post by: lazerpointer on Wed, 13 February 2013, 00:31:29
yeah just forcibly sterilize EVERYBODY instead of a few  groups. at least that way nobody can call you a racist... just plain maniacal :))
You make it sound so horrible. I'd rather live in a world where we absolutely cherish our new born babies.... See it as a privilege to reproduce.... Instead of "Oh I popped out 8 babies and guess what? I'm an American citizen with no job, so for every baby I have, I get a nice pay check every month. My baby daddy is gonna re-up on crack with that welfare check, and we gettin an Escalade. Where my food stamps at?? I want a bag of chips and some soda." --- All the while you have Ethiopian kids that simply don't have food or clean water to survive.

Every 10 years under my population control plan, we would allow REGISTERED in vitro fertilization. (In vitro, due to what ever miracle we can come up with, to stop sex from resulting in a new life. And don't say condoms - Nobody Likes Condoms.)

Or just a random lottery system for the worlds population set up for a 50% win ratio. The losers get turned into food.
Interesting. Cannibalism will definitely grow in popularity when we run out of.... well, other sources of food. I hear people taste like pork.
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Post by: sth on Wed, 13 February 2013, 00:41:39
yeah just forcibly sterilize EVERYBODY instead of a few  groups. at least that way nobody can call you a racist... just plain maniacal :))
You make it sound so horrible. I'd rather live in a world where we absolutely cherish our new born babies.... See it as a privilege to reproduce.... Instead of "Oh I popped out 8 babies and guess what? I'm an American citizen with no job, so for every baby I have, I get a nice pay check every month. My baby daddy is gonna re-up on crack with that welfare check, and we gettin an Escalade. Where my food stamps at?? I want a bag of chips and some soda." --- All the while you have Ethiopian kids that simply don't have food or clean water to survive.

Every 10 years under my population control plan, we would allow REGISTERED in vitro fertilization. (In vitro, due to what ever miracle we can come up with, to stop sex from resulting in a new life. And don't say condoms - Nobody Likes Condoms.)

what credentials do you have to back up the effectiveness of your 'plan'?

dude that welfare-queen BS is hella bunk and rooted in really classist and racist assumptions. i'm not calling you a racist but recognize that stereotype is something that rich white guys (sup reagan) made up to make you hate people without easy access to effective birth control, comprehensive family planning or sex education. the whole point of it is to demonize people on welfare and make you think less of them as human beings with real problems that we can actually do something about, unlike forcing sterilization on a population that you don't find sympathy for. that and it does double duty to hide the fact that the government provides more tax breaks to corporations and wastes billions of dollars on subpar contract work, and the amount of money spent on those activities absolutely dwarfs the amount of money we spend on welfare programs.

check the assumptions you make about a population before deciding that you get to judge who gets to have babies and who doesnt. there are actual, real, effective, temporary and reversible male birth control methods coming out (ryzex!!) that cause far less harm to everybody involved than even traditional hormonal birth control commonly prescribed to women.

though i'd say your premise easily fits the thread title -- ridiculous!  :))
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Post by: keyboardlover on Wed, 13 February 2013, 00:53:50
Why are statists so obsessed with controlling other people?

It's creepy.
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Post by: lazerpointer on Wed, 13 February 2013, 00:56:16
I know people who don't deserve the government help they receive. Credentials? I did mention that it would take a miracle to do exactly what it is I'm proposing.

People that have access to stuff like this "ryzex?" you mentioned? Fine - but what about third world countries? Or people who have a baby every 9 months, because "they love Jesus." Those are the countries / religious groups (do I need to name names?) that will eventually cause competition between fellow human beings to drastically lower the standard of living, world-wide.

Yes it is definitely a far fetched idea. No the world is not yet ready for it. Sure there are birth controls available. But mark my words, one of our future generations WILL see a drop in population. Apparently, it will be very violent because people are too proud and think they are so damn entitled.
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Post by: sth on Wed, 13 February 2013, 01:01:46
I know people who don't deserve the government help they receive. Credentials? I did mention that it would take a miracle to do exactly what it is I'm proposing.

People that have access to stuff like this "ryzex?" you mentioned? Fine - but what about third world countries? Or people who have a baby every 9 months, because "they love Jesus." Those are the countries / religious groups (do I need to name names?) that will eventually cause competition between fellow human beings to drastically lower the standard of living, world-wide.

Yes it is definitely a far fetched idea. No the world is not yet ready for it. Sure there are birth controls available. But mark my words, one of our future generations WILL see a drop in population. Apparently, it will be very violent because people are too proud and think they are so damn entitled.

entitled to have children? damn dude you are playing with some weird fire here.

are you a scientist or professional in the field of population study and reproductive statistics or are you just speculating based on classist/racist myths perpetuated by conservative lawmakers?

i'm not saying population growth is not an issue that should be seriously studied and considered (though there are some who say that overpopulation is vastly overblown as a pressing issue), but shooting people with no-baby darts will never be the answer.
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Post by: lazerpointer on Wed, 13 February 2013, 01:09:04
Hey first of all, peace. Peace and happiness.

http://www.google.com/#hl=en&tbo=d&sclient=psy-ab&q=population+capacity+of+earth&oq=population+capacity+of+earth&gs_l=hp.3..0j0i5i30j0i8i30.1686.4906.1.5032.16.10.1.4.4.0.150.891.8j2.10.0.les%3B..0.0...1c.1.2.hp.bIVm4W4HGZ8&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&bvm=bv.42261806,d.cGE&fp=46b32df0a3da7317&biw=1920&bih=979

^ The above is a google search for "population capacity of earth" --- it's simple logic. You don't need to be a professor to see my point. You keep mentioning that I think I get to decide who does and doesn't have babies --- Everybody gets to have a baby. Once every 10 to 20 years.
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Post by: lazerpointer on Wed, 13 February 2013, 01:49:13
You're all just cattle for the slaughter! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LMAO guys I am indeed a mad scientist, but also I'm not a nazi scientist, or Ronald Reagan. I'm just a 22 y/o kid with a vision - may sound ****ed up to you, but I aint talkin about killin. I really do apologize if I struck a wrong chord with you sth, or anybody else.
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Post by: sth on Wed, 13 February 2013, 02:03:01
You're all just cattle for the slaughter! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LMAO guys I am indeed a mad scientist, but also I'm not a nazi scientist, or Ronald Reagan. I'm just a 22 y/o kid with a vision - may sound ****ed up to you, but I aint talkin about killin. I really do apologize if I struck a wrong chord with you sth, or anybody else.

nah man i just wanna hear you defend your claim :)
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Post by: lazerpointer on Wed, 13 February 2013, 02:23:54
Good to know - I really do enjoy a good debate  :D
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Post by: keyboardlover on Wed, 13 February 2013, 06:46:24
nah man i just wanna hear you defend your claim :)

Why? You never defend yours.
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Post by: iri on Wed, 13 February 2013, 09:09:58
you have a separate thread for debates. wouldn't you mind to move your current conversation there?
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Post by: absyrd on Wed, 13 February 2013, 10:19:52
Back on topic...

I want a massive amount of land in a rural area with 4+ modern and extremely eco-friendly living structures. It would be a giant compound for family and friends to live on or vacation to.
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Post by: Hyde on Wed, 13 February 2013, 10:57:51
The unaffordable:

A card that allows me for unlimited free stay in any hotel room in the planet.  (If it even exist)
A 2 storey condo unit.
Ai Shinozaki  (Go google her)
1:1 Ratio life size Zeta Gundam  (They currently have Original Gundam in Japan)

Now the potentially affordable but don't want to spend the cash for it:

Subaru Impreza STi
Topre + Topre Aluminum Case
MKC Filco Aluminum Case (No longer available)
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Post by: keyboardlover on Wed, 13 February 2013, 10:58:42
Back on topic...

I want a massive amount of land in a rural area with 4+ modern and extremely eco-friendly living structures. It would be a giant compound for family and friends to live on or vacation to.

Hey roomie!
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Post by: BucklingSpring on Fri, 15 February 2013, 20:50:12
Aston Martin Zagato
(http://www.autoguide.com/auto-news/wp-content/uploads//2012/01/Aston-Martin-V12-Zagato.jpg)
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Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 15 February 2013, 21:34:17
How about the Aston Martin One-77
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Post by: BoxWithADot on Sat, 16 February 2013, 01:26:17
One-77 is such a beautiful car.. *drool*
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Post by: BucklingSpring on Sat, 16 February 2013, 22:32:09
How about the Aston Martin One-77
Good angle shot - It's a Masterpiece!
    but I found it a bit too Covertty from the side.
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Post by: Leslieann on Sun, 17 February 2013, 01:56:40
That looks good until I noticed the front outer vents connecting to the headlights.
It makes the fender look like it's hanging off in mid air.
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Post by: BucklingSpring on Sun, 17 February 2013, 08:54:36
That looks good until I noticed the front outer vents connecting to the headlights.
It makes the fender look like it's hanging off in mid air.

Agreed - I've seen this problem before
(http://i630.photobucket.com/albums/uu23/calaveratf/DSCF2025a_zps0459e8e4.jpg)
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Post by: kboardvintage on Tue, 19 February 2013, 02:40:05
How old are you guys..?? most of these things are all very affordable assuming you have a basic Job in the United States.



.....Assuming no serious Obama fallout....  :D

I live in Singapore, the small area of hell where you have to fork out 90k to buy a certificate which entitles you to even own a car......before you even buy a car........ :'(

Essentially a piece of paper which is worth 90k........(and its per car you own btw)

Woot?! Could you explain me that better? I am planning to move to Singapore and I cannot live without car!
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Post by: tauburn on Wed, 20 February 2013, 21:31:50
I want a professional grade espresso machine.

SOMEDAY
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Post by: metalliqaz on Wed, 20 February 2013, 22:52:14
Yeah but then you have to make it yourself!  Few bucks will get you a professionally made espresso drink without doing any work!
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Post by: compgeke on Wed, 20 February 2013, 23:07:50
I wish I could afford my sanity back, but we all you you can't buy that  :(.
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Post by: lazerpointer on Thu, 21 February 2013, 00:06:05
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
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Post by: tauburn on Thu, 21 February 2013, 12:16:00
Yeah but then you have to make it yourself!  Few bucks will get you a professionally made espresso drink without doing any work!

A few bucks is a preposterous price to pay for something which has a true value of maybe 15 cents. Pretty much any food is better made by yourself as long as you know how anyway. I don't have any coffee shops near me anyway. Not to mention.... leaving the house.... mrehhhh